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Slap Her... She's French Quotes

Slap Her... She's French is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Slap Her... She's French ended in 1970.

It features Beau Flynn, Jonathan King, and Matthias Deyle as producer, David Michael Frank in charge of musical score, and Charles Minsky as head of cinematography.

Slap Her... She's French is recorded in English and originally aired in United States, United Kingdom, and Germany. Each episode of Slap Her... She's French is 92 minutes long. Slap Her... She's French is distributed by Constantin Film, Universal Pictures, and ABC Family.

The cast includes: Jane McGregor as Starla Grady, Matt Czuchry as Kyle Fuller, Piper Perabo as Genevieve Le Plouff, Alexandra Adi as Ashley Lopez, Nicki Aycox as Tanner Jennings, and Jesse James as Randolph Grady.

Slap Her... She's French Quotes

Piper Perabo as Genevieve Le Plouff

  • (Piper Perabo) "I hate you, and this town and all the pathetic inbreds that live here."
  • (Jane McGregor) "Say what you want about me, but don't mess with Splendona."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Bonjour, ya'll."

Jane McGregor as Starla Grady

  • (Unnamed) "Excuse me, miss. Where is the library?"
  • (Jane McGregor) "The library is in the center of town. Perhaps we can meet there this afternoon for casual sex. We can mate like angry weasels while an elderly nun watches."
  • (Jane McGregor) "See, and you thought I wasn't motivated enough to pass."
  • (Unnamed) "Starla."
  • (Jane McGregor) "Wait there's more --"
  • (Jane McGregor) "I have a mouth like ten fingers and ten fingers like a mouth -- and I want to ride your horsie, cowboy."
  • (Unnamed) "Stop right there young lady. Now I realize it's natural to develop a crush on an older more experienced man, but I am married."
  • (Jane McGregor) "Eww. You and me? You wish, Chewbacca. Sir."
  • (Jane McGregor) "s***, where's that snail-eating, Bordeaux-swilling, American-foreign-policy-opposing, leg-not-shaven whore-slut?"
  • (Jane McGregor) "Play that tape."
  • (Jane McGregor) "The whole school is nothing but a bunch of phony posers, a list of users, losers and self abusers."
  • (Jane McGregor) "Actually, that's not the right tape."
  • (Jane McGregor) "Slapping people is fun."
  • (Jane McGregor) "You are so fired as my boyfriend."

Matt Czuchry as Kyle Fuller

  • (Matt Czuchry) "Hey, come on babe. We were just dancing."
  • (Jane McGregor) "That's not dancing. That's dry-humping."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Ow, sorry. That's how we dance in my country."
  • (Jane McGregor) "Well, everyone in your country is a big, fat whore."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Maybe if you knew how to keep your man happy, we wouldn't have to dance with a whore such as myself."

Jesse James as Randolph Grady

  • (Jesse James) "You know, I could help you study."
  • (Jane McGregor) "Yeah and what's the catch?"
  • (Jesse James) "No catch, you just gotta be nice to me for the rest of my life."
  • (Jane McGregor) "Ha. I should have known you'd exploit this for emotional blackmail. That's just mean you -- user."

Alexandra Adi as Ashley Lopez

  • (Alexandra Adi) "Starla, why do you have to be so nasty to Genevieve? She's been like your slave."
  • (Nicki Aycox) "Oui. You just can't stand for anyone else to have a little bit of attention you stuck-up bitch."
  • (Jane McGregor) "Don't call me a bitch -- bitch."
  • (Nicki Aycox) "You are a bitch -- bitch."
  • (Alexandra Adi) "And we know you called us sluts."
  • (Jane McGregor) "You are sluts."

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