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Sleuth (2007 film) Quotes

Sleuth (2007 film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Sleuth ended in 1970.

It features Kenneth Branagh as producer, Patrick Doyle in charge of musical score, and Haris Zambarloukos as head of cinematography.

Sleuth (2007 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Sleuth (2007 film) is 88 minutes long. Sleuth (2007 film) is distributed by Sony Pictures Classics.

The cast includes: Michael Caine as Andrew Wyke, and Jude Law as Milo Tindle.

Sleuth (2007 film) Quotes

Jude Law as Milo Tindle

  • (Jude Law) "I'm so glad you like my mind. Not many people like my mind. Quite a few people like my body -- but i can't think of anyone who likes my mind."
  • (Jude Law) "What's it all about?"
  • (Jude Law) "Maggie never told me you were -- such a manipulator. She told me you were no good in bed, but she never told me you were such a manipulator."
  • (Michael Caine) "She told you I was no good in bed?"
  • (Jude Law) "Oh, yes."
  • (Michael Caine) "She was joking. I'm wonderful in bed."
  • (Jude Law) "I must tell her."
  • (Jude Law) "Where's the ladder?"
  • (Michael Caine) "What ladder?"
  • (Jude Law) "The ladder. Where's it gone?"
  • (Michael Caine) "It's not working. There was always a dodgy fuse on this. I'll phone the electrician in the morning."
  • (Jude Law) "In the morning? What about now?"
  • (Michael Caine) "No, no, he'll be in bed. You know these country people, early to bed, early to rise. He's a nice chap, though. He's called Norman. Charming wife, Debbie. Three delightful kids. Oh, I just remembered. He's on vacation, he's taken the kids to Bermuda."
  • (Jude Law) "What? So I'm stuck up here for the rest of my life?"
  • (Michael Caine) "Have patience. Stoicism is what's called for. Works wonders."

Michael Caine as Andrew Wyke

  • (Michael Caine) "I understand you're f***ing my wife."
  • (Jude Law) "That's right."
  • (Michael Caine) "Right -- Yes, right. So, we've cleared that up."
  • (Jude Law) "We have."
  • (Michael Caine) "I thought you might have denied it."
  • (Jude Law) "Why would I deny it?"
  • (Michael Caine) "Well, she is my wife."
  • (Jude Law) "Yes, but she's f***ing me."
  • (Michael Caine) "Oh, she's f***ing you too, huh? Well, I'll be buggered. Ha ha. Sorry."
  • (Jude Law) "Yes, it's mutual."
  • (Michael Caine) "You take turns?"
  • (Jude Law) "We f*** each other. That's what people do."
  • (Michael Caine) "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I follow."
  • (Michael Caine) "I want to show you something."
  • (Michael Caine) "Goodbye, darling."
  • (Michael Caine) "They're a funny lot, the Italians. Culture isn't really their thing."
  • (Michael Caine) "Never trust in legal justice. You know what legal justice is? It's farting "Annie Laurie" through a keyhole."
  • (Michael Caine) "In this day and age, is marriage absolutely necessary? Isn't it a bit old-hat?"
  • (Michael Caine) "I take a strictly moral position on all this. My wife is an adulteress. Actually, she should be stoned to death."
  • (Michael Caine) "Yes?"
  • (Jude Law) "Andrew Wyke?"
  • (Michael Caine) "That's right."
  • (Jude Law) "I'm Milo Tindle."
  • (Michael Caine) "So you're not well-known."
  • (Detective Inspector Black) "No, I'm a common-or-garden copper. Just catch sex criminals, perverts."
  • (Detective Inspector Black) "Homicidal maniacs."
  • (Michael Caine) "And what do you do with them when you catch them?"
  • (Detective Inspector Black) "I generally cut their balls off."
  • (Michael Caine) "A great branch broke off a big tree and; flew through the air, through the skylight; as you can see. Act of God."
  • (Detective Inspector Black) "Had it in for you, did he?"
  • (Michael Caine) "Who?"
  • (Detective Inspector Black) "God."
  • (Michael Caine) "Oh, yes, he's always been a vicious bastard."
  • (Michael Caine) "You know what God's trouble is?"
  • (Detective Inspector Black) "What?"
  • (Michael Caine) "He has no father. He has no family roots. He's rootless. Nowhere to hang his hat, poor bugger. I pity him."
  • (Michael Caine) "Why have I never heard of you?"
  • (Jude Law) "You will before long."
  • (Michael Caine) "Really?"
  • (Jude Law) "In spades."
  • (Michael Caine) "That sounds threatening."
  • (Jude Law) "Does it?"
  • (Michael Caine) "Doesn't it?"
  • (Michael Caine) "The shortest way to a man's heart, as I'm sure you know, is humiliation. It binds you together."
  • (Detective Inspector Black) "Do you want to know my opinion of the newspapers?"
  • (Michael Caine) "What?"
  • (Detective Inspector Black) "Journalists are a bunch of prick-teasing cocksuckers."
  • (Michael Caine) "No."
  • (Detective Inspector Black) "That's right."
  • (Michael Caine) "I'm sorry, but isn't that a contradiction in terms?"
  • (Michael Caine) "Is it?"
  • (Michael Caine) "What sort of parts do you play?"
  • (Jude Law) "Killers, mostly. Sex maniacs, perverts."

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