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Slither (2006 film) Quotes

Slither (2006 film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Slither stopped airing in 1970.

It features Paul Brooks; Eric Newman as producer, Tyler Bates in charge of musical score, and Gregory Middleton as head of cinematography.

Slither (2006 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Slither (2006 film) is 95 minutes long. Slither (2006 film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Gregg Henry as Jack MacReady, Tania Saulnier as Kylie Strutemyer, Nathan Fillion as Bill Pardy, Don Thompson as Wally, Haig Sutherland as Trevor, Jennifer Copping as Margaret, Michael Rooker as Grant Grant, Elizabeth Banks as Starla Grant, Brenda James as Brenda Gutierrez, Jenna Fischer as Shelby, and Tania Saulnier as Mrs. Strutemyer.

Slither (2006 film) Quotes

Nathan Fillion as Bill Pardy

  • (Nathan Fillion) "Well, now that is some f***ed up s***."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Hey Kylie, why don't you tell Ms. Grant that story 'bout how I saved you from that deer?"
  • (Tania Saulnier) "Oh yeah. Bill saved me from a deer."
  • (Elizabeth Banks) "Oh yeah?"
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Alright folks, let's go."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Don't forget your guns; We don't want any lyme disease popping out at us."
  • (Gregg Henry) "Oh, ho ho ho. Ha ha, f***in' ha."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calendars on his desk. Just don't strike me as a real dog lover is all."
  • (Haig Sutherland) "Hey."
  • (Haig Sutherland) "Look. Knocked this one's head clear on over here."
  • (Don Thompson) "Put that down, numbnuts."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Two nights ago, a mare was stolen from this property owned by Fitzgibbon, that rancher with the cleft palate."
  • (Don Thompson) "I know that guy, he looks like a chipmunk."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Your momma wasn't too proud when you came out neither, Wally."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Grant looks like a squid, don't know where he's gonna hide -- Seaworld maybe."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Shelby, you gonna create a hysteria?"
  • (Jenna Fischer) "Not today, Bill."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "So -- how's everybody's evening? Good?"
  • (Nathan Fillion) "My easy-going nature is gettin' sorely f***in' tested."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "What's with the spitting?"
  • (Nathan Fillion) "What was that? That really hurt."
  • (Tania Saulnier) "You need both of them things in you to get all womby."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Oh, that's -- awesome."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Thank you for saving my ass back there."
  • (Tania Saulnier) "You're welcome."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Of course, when I tell that story, it's gonna be the other way around."

Tania Saulnier as Mrs. Strutemyer

  • (Tania Saulnier) "Open the door, Jellybean"
  • (Tania Saulnier) "What are we gonna do now?"
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Probably turn into a couple of these f***ed-up things."
  • (Tania Saulnier) "That's kinda negative."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Well, it's been that sorta day."

Gregg Henry as Jack MacReady

  • (Gregg Henry) "He's a god**** Martian?"
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Martians is from Mars, Jack."
  • (Gregg Henry) "Or it's a general term meaning 'outer-space f***er'."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "No it isn't."
  • (Gregg Henry) "Look it up, cocksucker."
  • (Elizabeth Banks) "Enough."
  • (Gregg Henry) "I didn't know the Ruskies were invadin'."
  • (Jennifer Copping) "You'd seen this guy, you'da wished they was."
  • (Gregg Henry) "If I weren't about to s*** in my pants right now, I'd be f***in' fascinated."
  • (Gregg Henry) "Tried to get in my mouth. What kinda thing want you to eat it?"
  • (Gregg Henry) "Christ on a cross."
  • (Gregg Henry) "We need to find this Grant, and I mean yesterday. Town council's lit a Roman Candle, stuck it up my ass."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Jack, your leisure activities ain't my business."
  • (Gregg Henry) "Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. god**** Brenda exploding like a water balloon, worms driving my friends around like they're god**** skin-cars, people are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no f***ing god**** Mr. Pibb?"
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Jesus Christ, Jack, let me get right on it."
  • (Gregg Henry) "Bill. Shoot me."
  • (Gregg Henry) "It's obvious the bastard's got Lyme disease."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "What?"
  • (Gregg Henry) "Lyme disease. You touch some deer feces, and then you -- eat a sandwich without washin' your hands. You got your Lyme disease."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "And that makes you look like a squid?"
  • (Gregg Henry) "Move the f*** out of the way, cock sucker."
  • (Uptight Mom) "Howdy, Mayor."

Haig Sutherland as Trevor

  • (Haig Sutherland) "That's one match I'll never get."
  • (Jennifer Copping) "Ain't no mystery. Starla was raised in them shanties off St. Luke, dirt poor. All she ever wanted was to be a lady. Ol' Grant Grant, he's always been made of green."
  • (Haig Sutherland) "Gold digger, huh?"
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Oh, hell, Margaret. Starla's mother left her, her daddy's a drunk, she was 17 years old. Ol' Grant pulls up in a big ol' Cadillac, house on the hill, and college tuition? What would you do?"
  • (Jennifer Copping) "Blow."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Hell, if he had a 'gina, you'd'a married him, too."
  • (Gina Kid) "What's a 'gina'?"
  • (Nathan Fillion) "It's a country. You know, where 'Ginese' people come from. Learn to eavesdrop better."

Brenda James as Brenda Gutierrez

  • (Brenda James) "The little f***ers are tearing me apart."
  • (Brenda James) "Something's wrong with me."

Elizabeth Banks as Starla Grant

  • (Elizabeth Banks) "Baby, what happened to your face?"
  • (Michael Rooker) "It's just a bee sting."
  • (Elizabeth Banks) "Bet you regret not running off to Hollywood with me now, eh, Bill?"
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Ah hell, Starla. I always regretted that."
  • (Elizabeth Banks) "I'm gonna stay by you -- just like I swore I would. For better or worse."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "What's f***ing worse?"
  • (Elizabeth Banks) "Be careful."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Yeah, there's a thought."

Michael Rooker as Grant Grant

  • (Michael Rooker) "I've been around a million years. You think you can f*** with me?"
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Yep."
  • (Butcher) "Howdy, Mr. Grant."
  • (Michael Rooker) "Oh, hey there, Killer."
  • (Butcher) "What can I do you for?"
  • (Michael Rooker) "Gimme a couple of your ribeyes."
  • (Butcher) "How many you need?"
  • (Michael Rooker) "Eight. Naw -- ten. Uhm, no, no. You know what? Gimme fourteen."
  • (Butcher) "Having a party?"
  • (Michael Rooker) "Yeah, something like that. It's a -- little surprise for the wife."

Don Thompson as Wally

  • (Don Thompson) "Like finding a needle in a f***-stack."
  • (Don Thompson) "I'm surprised you're able to lift a mug, you've been carrying that torch for so long."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Oh, that reminds me. There's something I wanted to tell you."
  • (Don Thompson) "What's that?"
  • (Nathan Fillion) "f*** you, fatass."

Jenna Fischer as Shelby

  • (Jenna Fischer) "Your momma called. She said the toilet's all backed up again, wants you to come over as soon as you're finished there -- She said it's what you done in there on Sunday caused the backup."

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