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Small Sacrifices (House) Quotes

Small Sacrifices (House) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Small Sacrifices completed its run in 1970.

Small Sacrifices (House) Quotes

  • (Dr. Gregory House) "I'm not apologizing for doing the right thing."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Lying to me was not the right thing. Puncture wounds are from a crucifixion."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "I lied to save my patient's life. I didn't lie to you. I lied to my boss. Either of those arguments working yet?"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "I guess that means that I don't have to go to the wedding on Saturday."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "The hospital's Chairman of the Board? I'm not gonna stand him up, and neither are you."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "I've been an idiot. I got this argument stuck in my head. If everybody lies, then trust is not only unfounded and pointless, it's -- fictional. But trust is not an argument that can be won or lost. Maybe I just have to suspend my cynicism and believe. Maybe it's time I took a leap of faith. I'm sorry. I won't lie to you again."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Thank you."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Because morally she didn't. All five patients were terminal, she exceeded the dosing protocols to try to save their life. You'd have done the same. She's a sap and she's perfect for you."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "What do you got against chickens? One of them got choked last night because of you."
  • (Martha Masters) "If you had told me, he'd be dead by now. So why do I still want to tell the truth?"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Either you're naive or you have scruples. I'm not sure which is worse."
  • (Martha Masters) "This is insane. We can't work like this."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "I can."
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "See? Life of the bachelor. All of the sex, none of the guilt."
  • (Dr. Chris Taub) "It's not over, okay? I just really miscalculated. I thought she'd forgiven me for everything but all those hurt feelings, they never really went away."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "That makes a lot more sense."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "Ignore him, he just got an idea."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "I have one more test to run."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "She's got looks. He's got money. One of them's bound to run out."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "I give it -- 19 months."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "That's very specific."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "No fault divorce in New Jersey requires couples to live at least 18 months apart. I'm actually only giving it a few weeks."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "I thought I was supposed to be the dark one."
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "Have you seen the bride-to-be?"
  • (Dr. Robert Chase) "Gorgeous woman half his age. He's a lucky guy."
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "Yeah, for a while."
  • (Martha Masters) "My father's 19 years older than my mother and they've been happily married for 32 years."
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "I'm guessing your dad wasn't on the Forbes 400 and your mom didn't look like a swimsuit model."
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "Sorry, that didn't come out right."
  • (Martha Masters) "My father was the classics chair at Columbia and my mother was his student -- His gorgeous student."
  • (Ramon) "This doesn't mean God doesn't exist, it just means he's truly merciful. My beautiful Marisa was right, God is all about love."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Punishment is proof of God and no punishment is proof of God. Ingenious argument."
  • (Ramon) "Faith isn't an argument."
  • (Dr. Robert Chase) "Sorry I took off on you."
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "Twice?"
  • (Dr. Robert Chase) "First one was my bad. Second one I had no choice. It was a threesome."
  • (Dr. Chris Taub) "They're overrated."
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "He's bluffing."
  • (Dr. Chris Taub) "He hasn't had hallucinations."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "I'm not talking about him. I'm talking about him with a capital O-M-G."
  • (Dr. Robert Chase) "You want us to do a differential diagnosis on Jesus?"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "You were married before; 1987 for six days. Your knowledge of New Jersey divorce law made me suspicious, so I looked it up."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "So this was all your trap."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Uh, trap's primitive. I prefer "inveiglement." Anyway, the point is, I lied to you. You lied to me. I forgive you."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "-- Well played."
  • (Rachel Taub) "I made a new friend online; in a support group."
  • (Dr. Chris Taub) "A guy?"
  • (Rachel Taub) "Yes."
  • (Dr. Chris Taub) "A support group for what?"
  • (Rachel Taub) "For people with unfaithful spouses."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "Pretend to apologize."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "You want me to lie?"
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "There's a lovely symmetry to it. A lie got you into it, a lie gets you out of it."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Everybody lies. I'm sure Cuddy -- Just need to give her a chance."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "Yeah, that must've been what I meant."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "I apologized to her."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "-- Good for you."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Not really, I lied. Just took your advice, too bad you didn't."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "Good for you."
  • (Ramon) "Faith is not a disease."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "No. Of course not. On the other hand -- It is communicable and it kills a lot of people."
  • (Dr. Chris Taub) "Chickens aren't roosting. She's just got a friend. A guy she met in an online support group for cheating spouses."
  • (Dr. Robert Chase) "I've heard of that group. It's called "irony.""
  • (Dr. Chris Taub) "You think she's cheating on her spouse with someone from a cheating spouse support group?"
  • (Dr. Robert Chase) "Sounds like the perfect place to hit on vulnerable women."
  • (Ramon) "One day, you're going to understand."
  • (Marisa) "No, I'm not. I'm never going to understand that. If God could do this, I hate God."
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "I'm not here to be your wingman."
  • (Dr. Robert Chase) "I'll be your wingman this time."
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "I didn't come here to get laid."
  • (Dr. Robert Chase) "Then don't. Talking to beautiful women isn't nearly as much fun as watching Taub not talking to his wife."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "I was buying an engagement ring. I'm gonna propose to Sam at the wedding."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "That is the second stupidest thing I've heard today. And I'm surprised how close you came. You don't need to buy her a new ring. Isn't the first one good for all you can marry?"
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "I assume you haven't apologized to Cuddy. Your stupidity demands equal time."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Nothing to apologize for."

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