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Smashed (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Smashed (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Smashed stopped airing in 1970.

Smashed (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "You're a tease, you know that slayer? Get a fella's motor revin', let the tension marinate a couple of days, then bam- Crown yourself the ice queen."
  • (Unnamed) "Need a few more metaphors for that little mix?"
  • (Unnamed) "You'd think if the government was gonna put a chip in my head, they'd at least make it so that I could attack criminals and that sort."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, because muggers deserve to be eaten. You'll just have to get your rocks off fightin' demons."
  • (Unnamed) "There are other ways."
  • (Unnamed) "And to that, an extreme "See you later.""
  • (Unnamed) "Help me out here Spock, I don't speak loser."
  • (Unnamed) "Hello, Magic Box."
  • (Unnamed) "Slayer."
  • (Unnamed) "Spike?"
  • (Unnamed) "Meet me at the cemetery. Twenty minutes. Come alone."
  • (Unnamed) "Spike?"
  • (Unnamed) "Bloody hell."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, it's me."
  • (Unnamed) "You're calling me on the phone?"
  • (Unnamed) "Just be there."
  • (Unnamed) "Why? Are you helping again?"
  • (Unnamed) "You have a lead on this frost monster thingy?"
  • (Unnamed) "Something like that, yeah. Thought you might be up for a little grunt work."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, no grunting."
  • (Unnamed) "I was talking shop, love, but if you've got other ideas. You. Me. Cozy little tomb with a view."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, poor little lost girl. She doesn't fit in anywhere. She's got no one to love."
  • (Unnamed) "Me? I'm lost? Look at you, you idiot. Poor Spikey. Can't be a human, can't be a vampire. Where the hell do you fit in? Your job is to kill the slayer. But all you can do is follow me around making moon eyes."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm in love with you."
  • (Unnamed) "You're in love with pain. Admit it. You like me because you enjoy getting beat down. So really, who's screwed up?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hello. Vampire. I'm supposed to be treading on the dark side. What's your excuse?"
  • (Unnamed) "You're English, right?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah --"
  • (Unnamed) "I've seen every episode of Doctor Who. Not Red Dwarf, though, cause, um --"
  • (Unnamed) "Cause it's not out yet on DVD."
  • (Unnamed) "Right, it's not out yet on DVD."
  • (Unnamed) "Warren."
  • (Unnamed) "What's the matter, Amy? You lonely? We need to get you a nice companion rat that you can love, play with and grow attached to, until one day they leave you for no good reason. Won't that be fun?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, Tara, hey- Amy?"
  • (Unnamed) "The whole school. By a giant snake thing. Okay, still adjusting. Hi Buffy."
  • (Unnamed) "Hi. How've ya been?"
  • (Unnamed) "Rat. You?"
  • (Unnamed) "Dead."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh."
  • (Unnamed) "In my head. The chip in my head."
  • (Unnamed) "We're kind of in the middle of somethin'."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you can play holodeck another time. Right now, I'm in charge."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, what are you gonna do if we don't especially feel like maybe playing your- What are; wait, what are you doing?"
  • (Unnamed) "Examine my chip or else Mr. Fett here is the first to die."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey. All; All right. Let's not; Let's not not do anything crazy here."
  • (Unnamed) "That's a limited edition, 1979 mint condition Boba Fett."
  • (Unnamed) "All right, dude, chill. You can still make it right. You know you don't wanna do this."
  • (Unnamed) "What I want is answers, nimrod."
  • (Unnamed) "Right. But you don't want to hurt the Fett -- because, man, you're not comin' back from that. You know, you don't just do that and walk away."
  • (Unnamed) "That right? Let's find out."
  • (Unnamed) "One sec; One second."
  • (Unnamed) "I felt like I was in that cage for weeks. But it can still be okay, right? I-I can still get into the swing of things. Like, prom's coming up. I-I was so hoping Larry would ask me. We would make such a splash at-"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh. Oh, god. He hasn't asked someone else, has he?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, Amy, three things we have to talk about. One, Larry's gay. Two, Larry's dead. And three, high school's kinda over."
  • (Unnamed) "How long was I in the cage?"
  • (Unnamed) "So you wanna jump right to the kissing, then, eh?"
  • (Unnamed) "I am not kissing you, Spike. Once was --"
  • (Unnamed) "Twice."

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