Smokey and the Bandit II Quotes

Smokey and the Bandit II is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Smokey and the Bandit II stopped airing in 1970.

It features Mort Engelberg as producer, Snuff Garrett in charge of musical score, and Michael Butler as head of cinematography.

Smokey and the Bandit II is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Smokey and the Bandit II is 100 minutes long. Smokey and the Bandit II is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Mike Henry as Junior, Burt Reynolds as 'Bandit', Jerry Reed as Cledus Snow, Mel Tillis as Fairground Owner, Dom DeLuise as Doc, and Sally Field as Carrie.

Smokey and the Bandit II Quotes

Mel Tillis as Fairground Owner

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Burt Reynolds as 'Bandit'

• (Burt Reynolds) "Cledus, you've gotten taller."
• (Jerry Reed) "Yes, and you've gotten drunker. This place looks like a s***house."
• (Burt Reynolds) "You want a s***house? It's in there."

• (Burt Reynolds) "Who did it?"
• (Jerry Reed) "Don't look at me."
• (Dom DeLuise) "Probably another elephant."
• (Burt Reynolds) "I know that, when did it happen?"
• (Dom DeLuise) "Long time ago."

• (Burt Reynolds) "You know I could take you head off."
• (Jerry Reed) "And you know that's just what you' gonna have to do."
• (Burt Reynolds) "What is WRONG with you idiots? You act like she's human."
• (Burt Reynolds) "I'm sorry, Charlotte."

• (Burt Reynolds) "I didn't take Charlotte to Texas."
• (Sally Field) "You didn't?"
• (Burt Reynolds) "No."
• (Sally Field) "What about Big Enos?"
• (Burt Reynolds) "Let him get his own elephant."
• (Sally Field) "What about the money?"
• (Burt Reynolds) "I blew it. But we can still make it."
• (Sally Field) "Have you got more than a dollar?"
• (Burt Reynolds) "Yeah."
• (Sally Field) "In cash?"
• (Burt Reynolds) "Yeah."
• (Sally Field) "Then that's good enough."

• (Buford T. Justice) "Well as you can see Bandit, I've got my piece in my hand."
• (Burt Reynolds) "You've got your WHAT in your hand?"

• (Burt Reynolds) "She's as strong as an ox."
• (Dom DeLuise) "She IS strong as an ox, NOW she has to get strong as an elephant."

• (Burt Reynolds) "I'm the only guy in the world who could drink up a Trans-Am."
• (Sally Field) "Can you imagine Roy Rogers selling Trigger for a 6-pack?"
• (Burt Reynolds) "No."

• (Burt Reynolds) "Hi, Buford."
• (Buford T. Justice) "Hello, you handsome sombitch."

Sally Field as Carrie

• (Sally Field) "Cledus has a heart, he cares about something other than himself."

• (Sally Field) "That is it for you. You have had it. You're hooked. You're a fame junkie. They should give you intravenous feedings of People magazine and National Enquirer headlines --. And if you're a real good boy,they'll give you a Tonight Show enema."
• (Burt Reynolds) "What is the matter?"
• (Sally Field) "-- and if you weren't so dumb,they'd put you on Cross-Wits."

• (Sally Field) "Let's face it, Sinatra sang "My Way" and you sang "Let's Do Something Cheap and Superficial"."

Mike Henry as Junior

• (Mike Henry) "Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator"
• (Buford T. Justice) "That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight."

• (Mike Henry) "You know, Daddy, I don't think the Bandit's really bad. I think the trouble is he just got in with real bad company."
• (Buford T. Justice) "Bad company? Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. When you raid a cathouse, you take the piano player too."

• (Buford T. Justice) "Are you alright, Junior?"
• (Mike Henry) "Yeah."
• (Buford T. Justice) "You would be, you s***."

• (Mike Henry) "You know, Daddy, I like this place. All the 'gators and snakes and stuff. Why don't we move down here?"
• (Buford T. Justice) "Why don't YOU move down here?"
• (Mike Henry) "Oh no, Daddy, I ain't NEVER leavin' home, that's a promise."
• (Buford T. Justice) "Don't you ever, EVER threaten yo' daddy like that again."

• (Mike Henry) "Daddy, I got to pee-pee."
• (Buford T. Justice) "Swallow it. I'm busy."

Dom DeLuise as Doc

• (Dom DeLuise) "Swamp fever."
• (Dom DeLuise) "Don't worry, it's no catching, in Italy we no have."

• (Dom DeLuise) "Are you a doctor?"
• (Dom DeLuise) "Not yet but I'm working on it, I got my green card, my license pendin."

• (Dom DeLuise) "Open wide. Say "ah"."
• (Dom DeLuise) "Oh boy. What? My ring. I need a tongue depressor about this big."

• (Dom DeLuise) "When you give birth to a 200 pound elephant, you no wanna go for a ride, you wanna go WHOOP."

• (Dom DeLuise) "Sure, take her in the truck, make the baby go bada-bing, bada-boom, but I'll tell you this, I'm not going to be responsible."
• (Jerry Reed) "Don't you understand English? He says you can't be shaking Charlotte around in that truck, she's gonna have a baby."
• (Burt Reynolds) "We're talking about $400,000, do you understand that? This is our last chance. $400,000."
• (Jerry Reed) "I understand $400,000 and I would like to get my share of $400,000, but I ain't gonna kill an elephant to get it."

Jerry Reed as Cledus Snow

• (Jerry Reed) "Doc, I thought I loved him too much to do that to him."
• (Burt Reynolds) "Obviously not."

• (Jerry Reed) "Welcome to the biggest game of chicken, boys."

• (Jerry Reed) "Tell me, how many trucks do you see?"
• (Burt Reynolds) "I see one, unless I've been drinking."
• (Jerry Reed) "Okay, boys -- do it, to it."
• (Jerry Reed) "Well, I must be commode-hangin' drunk, coz I see about twenty trucks. Ha ha."

• (Jerry Reed) "Well, I suppose we'd better keep our eyes open."
• (Dom DeLuise) "For what?"
• (Jerry Reed) "For the biggest goldang stork you ever seen."

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