Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball Quotes

Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball ended in 1970.

It features Joe Carnahan as producer, Tim Jones in charge of musical score, and David Geddes (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball is 86 minutes long. Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball is distributed by Universal Studios Home Entertainment.

The cast includes: Michael Parks as Fritz Tremor, Maury Sterling as Lester Tremor, C. Ernst Harth as Baby Boy Tremor, David Richmond-Peck as Agent Dominic Dumare, Hrothgar Mathews as Agent Redstone, and Autumn Reeser as Troy.

Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball Quotes

Michael Parks as Fritz Tremor

• (Michael Parks) "Don't you know, boy, the danger of blood relations? That's what double-f***ed the Confederacy. That's how we lost the Civil War. You think you want a whole slew of kids running around whose eyeballs are touching because you can't keep your hands off your sister?"

• (Michael Parks) "This town's got more tunnels than Ho Chi Minh's whorehouse. The whole city's a warren of the wicked and depraved."

• (Michael Parks) "That pretend street urchin smells like John Law from here. Probably a couple hawks on the roof. It's time to set your brother loose."

• (Unnamed) "Y'all are real at each other right now."
• (Michael Parks) "Ah, don't pay him no mind. His brother Jeeves, brother Darwin up to stir, see? Now he thinks he's fit, maybe, to take over this clan."
• (Maury Sterling) "I'd rather be incarcerated than have to sit here and listen to your jibberjabber."
• (Michael Parks) "Yeah, I can see that. You'd last about one minute up in the pen."
• (Michael Parks) "Yeah, you'd really be reckoning with your"
• (Michael Parks) "feminine side."
• (Maury Sterling) "Yeah, well, there's gonna be reckoning, old boy, right quick."
• (Michael Parks) ""There's gonna be a reckoning, old boy.""

• (Michael Parks) "Remember old Bobby Dubap, y'all? Down out of Tulsa? That s***stain got himself keistered with an RPG."
• (Maury Sterling) "Did they fire it?"
• (Michael Parks) "Fire it?"
• (Michael Parks) "I'm telling you, boy. I mean, if you took the time now to bother to stuff a collapsible shoulder-launch RPG up somebody's bunghole, don't you think you'd fire it?"
• (Michael Parks) "Wouldn't you feel just a little let down if you didn't?"
• (Michael Parks) "Why would you put it up there in the first place?"
• (Maury Sterling) "I don't know. You got your thumb up there most of the time. Why don't you tell me?"

David Richmond-Peck as Agent Dominic Dumare

• (David Richmond-Peck) "Little too convincing, Culham."
• (Unnamed) "f*** you."

Maury Sterling as Lester Tremor

• (Maury Sterling) "Any one of you want to see my sister's tits?"

• (Maury Sterling) "Let's go, Sling Blade, shake a leg.""

Autumn Reeser as Troy

• (Autumn Reeser) "Hey, I just got paid alright? Make this s*** happen."

Hrothgar Mathews as Agent Redstone

• (Unnamed) "Good to see you're prepared. Staying focused."
• (Hrothgar Mathews) "Oh, I am. I'm utterly focused on that rack. Is that not a majestic set of tits?"
• (Unnamed) "What? Are you being serious?"
• (Hrothgar Mathews) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "You're joking, right?"
• (Hrothgar Mathews) "What? What the hell you talking about?"
• (Unnamed) "Vandeven is a transvestite."
• (Hrothgar Mathews) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Her vagina was made with, like, the scrotum sack. She's, like, 85% man. Come on. Come on, Red."
• (Hrothgar Mathews) "Oh, f***. Are you serious? I didn't know. Seriously?"
• (Unnamed) "No."

C. Ernst Harth as Baby Boy Tremor

• (C. Ernst Harth) "Minotaurs."
• (Maury Sterling) "Minotaurs are cloven-hoofed creatures of mythological origin. You mean miniatures."
• (C. Ernst Harth) "Yuh."
• (Unnamed) "You know what he meant."
• (C. Ernst Harth) "Yuh."
• (Michael Parks) "You all be careful. Them clown f***ers can be dangerous, and the little ones can be lethal. I always make it a point not to cross swords with carnies and harlots, but we can use them little boys as a facade, so there we are. Yeah. They're Satan's little secret agents, collecting souls on the side. I saw one of them little bastards levitate one time, took the heart right out of a Great Dane, eat it whole, just like that."
• (Maury Sterling) "You seen what?"
• (Michael Parks) "Yep."
• (Maury Sterling) "Where'd you see that? Now that must've been a sight to behold."
• (Michael Parks) "Yeah. Sent me running for my Bible."
• (Maury Sterling) "You still take comfort in them fables, Daddy?"
• (Michael Parks) "Don't you blaspheme, boy. Never too old to put you over my knee and beat a reckoning into you."
• (Unnamed) "You're still scared of clowns, Lester."
• (Maury Sterling) "I ain't scared of them, per se, just very mindful of their movements, that's all."

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