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Smokin' Aces Quotes

Smokin' Aces is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Smokin' Aces ended in 1970.

It features Tim Bevan as producer, Clint Mansell in charge of musical score, and Mauro Fiore as head of cinematography.

Smokin' Aces is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Smokin' Aces is 109 minutes long. Smokin' Aces is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Jason Bateman as Rip Reed, Martin Henderson as Hollis Elmore, Chris Pine as Darwin Tremor, Ryan Reynolds as Richard Messner, Andy Garcia as Stanley Locke, Ray Liotta as Donald Carruthers, Common as Sir Ivy, Ben Affleck as Jack Dupree, Taraji P. Henson as Sharice Watters, Alicia Keys as Georgia Sykes, Tommy Flanagan as Lazlo Soot, Scott Halberstadt as Pimply Casino Employee, Joel Edgerton as Hugo Croop, Matthew Fox as Bill, and Nestor Carbonell as Pasquale Acosta "S.A. Gerald Diego".

Smokin' Aces Quotes

Alicia Keys as Georgia Sykes

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Matthew Fox as Bill

  • (Matthew Fox) "Am I really dying?"
  • (Nestor Carbonell) "We are all dying."
  • (Matthew Fox) "Uh, no. No. That area is currently under construction."
  • (Matthew Fox) "No, we've been looking to renovate this area of our hotel for some time."

Chris Pine as Darwin Tremor

  • (Chris Pine) "Sometimes, fate just -- fate just up-and-f***s you for no good reason. That the way'a the world. The way it's always gonna be. Alright then, peace bro."
  • (Martin Henderson) "f*** this."
  • (Chris Pine) "Don't worry, I forgive you Darwin."
  • (Chris Pine) "Oh hell yeah, we was just at the wrong place at the wrong time, so don't feel so bad, chief."

Taraji P. Henson as Sharice Watters

  • (Taraji P. Henson) "The ho train has left the station."

Jason Bateman as Rip Reed

  • (Jason Bateman) "He drinks, you know. Self-medicates, total cliche, this guy. He's a strung-out, washed-up, has-been, jerk, snitch f***in' drunk seven-layer loser. Right. And I'm prayin' he puts up a fight. Please please please. Rape him. If it's possible. Punch him in the seat if it's possible. Hit him in the brown. I don't know. Anyway --"
  • (Jason Bateman) "Bones it -- huh -- and you padlock it, and then you put the chain on it. That's a new one, that I'm working on."
  • (Jason Bateman) "I'm really getting the hairy eyeball off that guy --"
  • (Jason Bateman) "-- I bet you guys got a lot of stories, right? I don't. I grew up soft with the private schools and the little blazers, you know, and everyone "talked things out," you know? No one ever threw any blows; still to this day, never punched in the face, imagine that. I'm pretty much a pantywaist. I don't say this to be self-deprecating, I just, you know, don't have much of an opinion of myself. I'd much rather be like you guys, you know, bar fighters and big, swinging dicks, takin' care of s***. You know, sadly this is it, you know, it's disgusting; "Thanks, God. Dog-pile of piss-poor physique on top of a small cock and hereditary alcoholism, 'preciate it." I'm babbling, I do that drunk, please forgive."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Hey man. That's not yours."
  • (Unnamed) "Put the f***ing rabbit down."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Appreciate it man, get your dick beaters off it."

Martin Henderson as Hollis Elmore

  • (Martin Henderson) "You shot me, and you murdered my friends -- and you dumped us in the lake."
  • (Chris Pine) "Pretty much."

Common as Sir Ivy

  • (Unnamed) "These flowers are wilted, call the florist."
  • (Common) "I need you to chill."
  • (Unnamed) "I need you to call the florist."
  • (Common) "What'd you say to Mecklen?"
  • (Unnamed) "What I've always been sayin', let's make the f***in' deal."
  • (Common) "You see -- this is one of the rare moments, where your ass gets to be completely honest -- and if i'm asking you what you said to Mecklen, assume the s*** is rhetorical, assume I already know."
  • (Unnamed) "What do you see right now? You see exactly, and only what I choose to show you. That is illusion Ivy, that is the lie that I tell your eyes, makin' the magic happen, in the moment, in that split second -- but seeing behind this motherf***er and knowing -- that it's all bulls***."
  • (Common) "Yeah, you on some bulls***."
  • (Unnamed) "But I can shape it, I can shift it, I can make it as real as this room. That's why i'm valuable here Ivy and that is why you are not."
  • (Common) "I ain't valuable?"
  • (Unnamed) "I am sorry, I love you, I never wanted it to be like this, you know that."
  • (Common) "Sending me off like your last chip?"
  • (Unnamed) "You know I wouldn't."
  • (Common) "You outta your f***ing mind."
  • (Unnamed) "If you --"
  • (Common) "Motherf***er."
  • (Common) "When do we get concerned?"

Ray Liotta as Donald Carruthers

  • (Ray Liotta) "You've got to be careful when doing your stakeouts. I did one for -- I was on one for six months. I gained, like, 20, 25 pounds. You keep eating this crap --"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Well, that's not my problem, though. I don't gain weight. I tried."
  • (Ray Liotta) "That's 'cause your 12 years old."
  • (Ray Liotta) "Do you know what? Urine is good for your skin? My grandmother -- I swear to god, my grandmother told me. She said -- She didn, 'cause when I used to get a zit or something, she said --"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "She pissed on your face?"
  • (Ray Liotta) "Get the f*** out of here. Are you f***ing nuts?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "What?"
  • (Ray Liotta) "She's my grandmother."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "You just told me your grandmother said that piss is good for your skin."

Nestor Carbonell as Pasquale Acosta "S.A. Gerald Diego"

  • (Nestor Carbonell) "What, you got some sultan up there?"
  • (Nestor Carbonell) "I don't believe this. Battery's completely dead."
  • (Nestor Carbonell) "Oh -- forget it. Won't get a signal in here. You'll have to wait."
  • (Ray Liotta) "Well, what about that line? Can't you contact your people with that?"
  • (Nestor Carbonell) "No, these phones are hard-wired directly to maintenance. But, once we reach the penthouse, I can call down, I'll have the elevators taken offline, sir."
  • (Andy Garcia) ""Pasquale Acosta. Blood-money mercenary. "El Estrago"; "The Plague"."
  • (Andy Garcia) ""When he was caught by the SAS in Belfast, and in prison, he chewed off his fingertips to the bone.""
  • (Ray Liotta) "Why don't you have maintenance do it?"
  • (Nestor Carbonell) "Do what, sir?"
  • (Ray Liotta) "Shut the elevator down."
  • (Nestor Carbonell) "An emergency shutdown of our entire elevated lift system, sir? No, that has to be handled by my staff, sir."
  • (Ray Liotta) "How long have you been working here?"
  • (Ray Liotta) "Bill?"
  • (Staff) "Oh my God. I need an ambulance for Bill. I'm in the security room."

Ryan Reynolds as Richard Messner

  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Make it make sense."
  • (Andy Garcia) "They are father and son. Israel's mother was nineteen at the time. She and Sparazza had a brief affair of which Israel was the byproduct. That same year, she brought a paternity suit against him."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Our surveillance of Padiche, Serna --"
  • (Andy Garcia) "All bogus and bad information that set off a series of unfortunate events. Dr. Ingstrom, the Swede, is not a hired killer. He's actually the head of cardiology at Stockholm University. He's one of the best heart surgeons in the world. The actual contract went to Lazlo Soot, the man who escaped the penthouse yesterday -- in disguise. He was hired by Sparazza to neutralize Israel's entourage. Dr. Ingstrom was here to perform the surgery, and as father and son, they are blood compatible."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "You're talking about a transplant, aren't you? You're talking about a f***ing heart transplant. You're gonna kill Israel to save Sparazza"
  • (Andy Garcia) "No."
  • (Andy Garcia) "It wasn't elective. It was undertaken to save his life. It wasn't cosmetic. It was reconstructive. Look at the date of the first procedure. Same year that Sparazza supposedly murdered Freeman Heller."
  • (Unnamed) "I'd like to show you exactly what I meant when I said, "Change my face." Using the latest techniques in cosmetic surgery, I will have my ears pinned back. Removing a slight piece of bone in my chin I will alter my jaw line. A procedure known as rhinoplasty will reduce the size of my nose. If you add facial hair to the equation, gentlemen, you have a face that looks nothing like mine and more importantly, nothing like a federal agent's."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Oh, Christ."
  • (Unnamed) "I will maintain a slight limp. My accent will be a regional Calabrese. My birthplace, Cosenza, Italy."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "That's him."
  • (Unnamed) "And my name --"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "That's Heller."
  • (Unnamed) "-- will be Primo Sparazza. Now, gentlemen, I understand that this is a dramatic approach."
  • (Andy Garcia) "He went deep cover in 1940. He could have ripped the Mafia apart."
  • (Unnamed) "But I firmly believe --"
  • (Andy Garcia) "Dismantled most of the organized crime in this country."
  • (Unnamed) "-- this is the only way to truly infiltrate organized crime."
  • (Andy Garcia) "His superiors were convinced that he had gone rogue, swapped allegiances, so they gave the order to terminate his cover. All this time, we were told that it was Sparazza that killed Heller, when it was us, the FBI. And we didn't kill him. He survived. But the injuries he sustained required constant surgery, forever alterine his features. So he assumed the identity of his alter ego. The figment of Primo Sparazza became flesh and blood, and Freeman Heller was no more. Now, the brass wanted Heller's op removed from official records, so they buried it completely and they wrote Heller off. All the agents from that era, they're dead and gone, so history defaulted to fable. Until now. Heller's op predated the second World War. About 60 years of amassed intel. Do you have any idea how valuable that is?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Yeah. So you made another deal, didn't you?"
  • (Andy Garcia) "Israel's deal with the government was tossed out. We are now trying to rehabilitate him, so we can attempt a transplant."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "You realize that you're doing this to save Sparazza?"
  • (Andy Garcia) "No, son. I'm doing all this to save Heller."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "You said someone came up to you as an FBI agent?"
  • (Scott Halberstadt) "Yeah?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "And then you saw him get on the elevator wearing a security guard outfit?"
  • (Scott Halberstadt) "Yeah?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "And THAT doesn't seem odd to you?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "How bad?"
  • (Ray Liotta) "Mortal."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "What?"
  • (Ray Liotta) "Mortal."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "No. f***."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "You tell me something. Is he the Rosetta Stone? He's gonna blow the lid off the last sixty years?"

Ben Affleck as Jack Dupree

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Andy Garcia as Stanley Locke

  • (Andy Garcia) "Sparazza introduced Israel into the life. Gave him his first big break onstage, brought him up through the ranks. And Israel played the situation very shrewdly, slowly amassing the loyalties of Sparazza's top men, with the idea of toppling the throne."
  • (Ray Liotta) "You know, I've seen some stupid moves, but --"
  • (Andy Garcia) "Well, you spend your life pulling rabbits out of hats and sawing people in half, anything seems possible. Israel wanted to touch something real, something dangerous. But what he wound up doing was splitting up the family into dual factions. Sparazza on one side, Israel on the other. The infighting that followed drew the attention of every investigatory body operating under the canopy of the federal government. Presently, we have --"
  • (Unnamed) "Sixteen state and federally-funded agencies running concurrent criminal probes on select members of La Cosa Nostra."
  • (Andy Garcia) "With Israel being the target of virtually every one. His testimony has the potential of blowing the lid off of what's left of La Cosa Nostra in this country. That alone warrants total immunity from prosecution and a vanishing act with the Witness Protection Program."
  • (Andy Garcia) "Pasquale Acosta. Blood-money mercenary. His countrymen have dubbed him the more dubious "El Estrago"; "The Plague". American educated. Fluent in over a dozen languages. Freelanced for the CIA. Noted for his legendary torture techniques. When he was caught by the SAS in Northern Ireland, in prison he chewed off his fingertips to the bones, so he couldn't be printed or ID'd by Interpol."

Joel Edgerton as Hugo Croop

  • (Unnamed) "Will you tell me what that is?"
  • (Joel Edgerton) "About what?"
  • (Unnamed) "Look at the coller on that coat -- whats that look like, that stain?"
  • (Joel Edgerton) "I dunno -- Cinnamon roll?"
  • (Unnamed) "Cinnamon roll? the cinnamon, the roll of the cinnamon. That looks like jizz -- ya Eastern European jizz, that looks like some f***head shot his load on a 12000 dollar calf's skin jacket. The twist? Its my 12000 dollar calf's skin jacket. So ya got the semon, ok you got the human ejaculate"
  • (Unnamed) "thats been allowed to soak in for like seven hours alright. Work its way into the fabric f***in fibers --"
  • (Joel Edgerton) "If you like I send out?"
  • (Unnamed) "-- To what? Incinerate? Hugo there isn't a f***in laundry detergent or dry cleaning product known to man that will get that clean. Some s***, suffice it to say, just don't wash out."
  • (Joel Edgerton) "Do you want an apology?"
  • (Unnamed) "Only if you really truly mean it."
  • (Joel Edgerton) "Im very sorry,"
  • (Unnamed) "Are you a Collasal f***in idiot?"
  • (Joel Edgerton) "I am idiot."
  • (Unnamed) "Get the phone, it's probably Mecklin. Get Fatolli up here and start cleaning all right? and please for me will you do one thing?"
  • (Unnamed) "Get out of my f***ing sight."

Tommy Flanagan as Lazlo Soot

  • (Tommy Flanagan) "My name is Vitolli, how can I be of assistance?"

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