Snatch (film) Quotes

Snatch (film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Snatch ended in 1970.

It features Matthew Vaughn as producer, John Murphy (composer) in charge of musical score, and Tim Maurice-Jones as head of cinematography.

Snatch (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom, and United States. Each episode of Snatch (film) is 102 minutes long. Snatch (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures, and Screen Gems.

The cast includes: Dennis Farina as Avi, Vinnie Jones as Bullet Tooth Tony, Jason Statham as Turkish, Alan Ford as Brick Top, Brad Pitt as Mickey, Stephen Graham as Tommy, Sorcha Cusack as Mrs. O'Neil, Sam Douglas as Rosebud, Robbie Gee as Vinny, Ade as Tyrone, Lennie James as Sol, Mike Reid as Doug the Head, Benicio del Toro as Franky Four Fingers, Andy Beckwith as Errol, Adam Fogerty as Gorgeous George, Dave Legeno as John, Goldie as Bad Boy Lincoln, Dennis Farina as Cousin Avi, Ewen Bremner as Mullet, and Jason Flemyng as Darren.

Snatch (film) Quotes

Jason Statham as Turkish

• (Jason Statham) "Bollocks. I'm going for a walk."

• (Jason Statham) "You aren't exactly Mister Current Affairs are you, Tommy? "Mad Fist" went mad, and "The Gun," shot himself."

• (Jason Statham) "Well, why didn't you just"
• (Jason Statham) ""bust a cap in his ass," Tommy?"

• (Jason Statham) "You show me how to control a wild f***ing gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster."

• (Jason Statham) "It's an unlicensed boxing match. It's not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other."

• (Jason Statham) "You've still got your fight."
• (Alan Ford) "No, all bets are off at the bookies, you can't change fighters. So no, I don't have my fight do I? You f***ing prat."

• (Jason Statham) "You take sugar?"
• (Alan Ford) "No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough."

• (Jason Statham) "Well, do you want to do it?"
• (Brad Pitt) "That depends."
• (Jason Statham) "On what?"
• (Brad Pitt) "On you buying this caravan. Not the rouge one, the rose."
• (Jason Statham) "It's not the same caravan."
• (Brad Pitt) "It's not the same fight."
• (Jason Statham) "It's twice the f***ing size of the last one."
• (Brad Pitt) "Turkish, the fight is twice the size. And me ma still needs a caravan. I like to look after me ma. It's a fair deal. Take it."
• (Jason Statham) "Mickey, you're lucky we aren't worm food after your last performance. Buying a tart's mobile palace is a little f***ing rich."
• (Jason Statham) "I wasn't calling your mum a tart. I just meant --"
• (Brad Pitt) "Ah, save your breath for cooling your porridge. Now, look --"
• (Brad Pitt) "She wants the Hector-2 roof lights, uh -- the stylish ash-framed furniture and the scatter cushions with the matching shag pile covering."
• (Brad Pitt) "Right. And she's terrible partial to the periwinkle blue, boys. Have I made myself clear, boys?"
• (Jason Statham) "Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey. Yeah -- just give me one minute to confer with my colleague."
• (Jason Statham) "Did you understand a single word of what he just said?"

• (Jason Statham) "For ever action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction -- is quite a f***ing thing."

• (Jason Statham) "He loves that dog. Always playing silly games."

• (Jason Statham) "Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog. I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. I couldn't stand that squeaking any more. The vet found half an undigested shoe, a squeaky toy, and an 84-carat diamond lodged in its stomach. It's quite amazing what can happen in a week. Still didn't shut it up though. So what do you do? You go to see the man that knows about these sort of things."
• (Jason Statham) "So what do you think? Do you know anyone who'd be interested?"
• (Mike Reid) "I might."

• (Jason Statham) "Well the rabbit gets f***ed."
• (Stephen Graham) "Proper f***ed?"
• (Jason Statham) "Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there."

• (Jason Statham) "We've lost Gorgeous George."
• (Alan Ford) "Shhh. You're going to have to repeat that."
• (Jason Statham) "We've lost Gorgeous George."
• (Alan Ford) "Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of f***ing car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-f***ing-spicuous now, is it?"

• (Jason Statham) "I'm sorry, Mickey."
• (Brad Pitt) "Did ya do it? Then why are ya sorry?"

• (Jason Statham) "f*** me, hold tight. What's that?"
• (Stephen Graham) "It's me belt, Turkish."
• (Jason Statham) "No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?"
• (Stephen Graham) "It's for protection."
• (Jason Statham) "Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?"

• (Jason Statham) "All he's gotta do is stay down."
• (Jason Statham) "Now we are f***ed."

• (Jason Statham) "Now, I know he looks like a fat f***er -- well, he is a fat f***er --"

• (Jason Statham) "What's to stop it blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?"

• (Jason Statham) "I can't make him fight, can I?"
• (Alan Ford) "You're not much good to me alive, are you, Turkish?"

• (Jason Statham) "What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?"
• (Sausage Charlie) "Five minutes, Turkish."
• (Jason Statham) "It was two minutes five minutes ago."

• (Jason Statham) "Tommy, why is your skin leaking?"
• (Stephen Graham) "I'm a little worried actually, Turkish."
• (Jason Statham) "Worried about what?"
• (Stephen Graham) "What happens if the gypsy knocks the other man out? I mean, he's done it before ain't he?"
• (Jason Statham) "We get murdered before we leave the building, and I imagine we get fed to the pigs."
• (Stephen Graham) "Well I'm glad to see you're climbing the walls in f***ing anxiety. Pardon my cynicism, but I don't exactly trust the pikey."
• (Jason Statham) "Don't think I haven't thunk about that one, Tommy. It's his mum's funeral tonight. God bless her. You know those gypsies like a drink at a wake. I'm not worried about whether Mickey knocks the other man out. I'm worried about whether Mickey makes it to the fourth f***ing round."
• (Stephen Graham) "What if he doesn't make it to the fourth round?"
• (Jason Statham) "We get murdered before we leave the building, and I imagine we get fed to the pigs."

• (Jason Statham) "Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? A car's nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, 'cause you're too f***in' scared to think; you just freeze and pull a stupid face. But the pikey didn't. Why? Because he had plans of running the car over."

Dennis Farina as Avi

• (Unnamed) "Anything to declare?"
• (Dennis Farina) "Yeah. Don't go to England."

• (Dennis Farina) "You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London."
• (Mike Reid) "Avi."
• (Dennis Farina) "Shut up and sit down, you big, bald f***. I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats."
• (Mike Reid) "We've got sandy beaches --"
• (Dennis Farina) "So? Who the f*** wants to see 'em? I hope you appreciate the concern I have for my friend Franky, Doug. I'm gonna find him, and you're gonna help me find him, and we're gonna start at that fight."

• (Dennis Farina) "I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible."

• (Dennis Farina) "How do you wanna get rid of him?"
• (Vinnie Jones) "Well, do you want to shoot him?"
• (Dennis Farina) "That's a little noisy, isn't it?"
• (Vinnie Jones) "Well, do you want to stab him?"
• (Dennis Farina) "Well, that's a little cold-blooded, isn't it?"
• (Vinnie Jones) "Do you want to kill him, or not?"

• (Dennis Farina) "Russians."
• (Dennis Farina) "Russians. I should've known. Anti-Semite, slippery Cossack sluts. What do you know about this goyim?"
• (Vinnie Jones) "Ex-KGB cancer. He was a highly trained undercover agent. He'll be impossible to track down."
• (Mike Reid) "Yeah."
• (Susi Denovitz) "Dad, there's a strange man down here who wants to sell us an 84-carat stone."
• (Mike Reid) "Where does he come from?"
• (Susi Denovitz) "I don't know, it's hard to tell. He's got a thick Russian accent."

• (Dennis Farina) "Is there gambling involved?"
• (Mike Reid) "It's a boxing match, Avi, a boxing match."
• (Dennis Farina) "Did he have a case with him?"
• (Mike Reid) "Yes, he had a case."
• (Dennis Farina) "And this schmuck is gambling? You're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling" f***ing Four Fingers Doug."

• (Dennis Farina) "Eighty-six carats."
• (Sam Douglas) "Where?"
• (Dennis Farina) "London."
• (Sam Douglas) "London?"
• (Dennis Farina) "London."
• (Avi's Colleague) "London?"
• (Dennis Farina) "Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary f***ing Poppins -- LONDON."

• (Dennis Farina) "Tony."
• (Vinnie Jones) "What?"
• (Dennis Farina) "Look in the dog."
• (Vinnie Jones) "What do you mean "look in the dog?""
• (Dennis Farina) "I mean open him up."
• (Vinnie Jones) "It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans. What do you mean "open him up"?"

• (Dennis Farina) "Tony, there is a man I'd like you to find."
• (Vinnie Jones) "Well, that depends on all the elements in the equation. How many are there?"
• (Dennis Farina) "Forty thousand."
• (Vinnie Jones) "Where was he last seen?"
• (Mike Reid) "At a bookie's."
• (Vinnie Jones) "A bookie's -- pass us the blower, Susi."

Lennie James as Sol

• (Lennie James) "He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?"
• (Ade) "'course I am --"
• (Robbie Gee) "A natural f***ing idiot."

• (Lennie James) "What the f*** is that?"
• (Robbie Gee) "Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol."
• (Lennie James) "It's a f***ing anti-aircraft gun, Vincent."
• (Robbie Gee) "Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?"
• (Lennie James) "You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses."

• (Lennie James) "You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?"

• (Lennie James) "You are a bad-boy yardie, and bad-boy yardies are supposed to know how to get rid of bodies."
• (Goldie) "I create the bodies. I don't erase the bodies."

• (Lennie James) "Oh, is that him?"
• (Robbie Gee) "I don't know, how many fingers did he have?"
• (Lennie James) "I'm sorry I couldn't get the bin-noc-u-lars out in time."
• (Robbie Gee) "Look, well let's not stand in no ceremony mate, let's start the show."

• (Lennie James) "Are you all right there Vincent?"
• (Robbie Gee) "I would be if you stopped using my name."

Stephen Graham as Tommy

• (Stephen Graham) "Turkish, get your arse up. You lot? Follow me, and I'll f***ing shoot you."
• (Andy Beckwith) "Calm down son, behave yourself."
• (Stephen Graham) "I've got the gun, son. I think it's you who should behave."
• (Stephen Graham) "What? You want to see if I've got the minerals?"

• (Stephen Graham) "The human body hasn't got used to dairy products yet."
• (Jason Statham) "Well f*** me Tommy. What have you been reading?"

• (Stephen Graham) "Are you sayin' I can't shoot?"
• (Jason Statham) "No Tommy, I'm not saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. I'm saying that six-pound piece of s*** stuck in your trousers would do more damage if you fed it to him."

Vinnie Jones as Bullet Tooth Tony

• (Vinnie Jones) "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

• (Vinnie Jones) "I want to know who blagged Brick-Top's bookies."
• (Ewen Bremner) "Do me a favor, Ton."
• (Vinnie Jones) "I will do you a favor, Mullet. I'll not get out of this car and bash the living f*** out of you in front of all your girlfriends."
• (Ewen Bremner) "Got to make it worth my while, mate. Jesus, Tony, you know that --"
• (Vinnie Jones) "Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that tie that's got you into this pickle. Now you just take all the time you want."
• (Ewen Bremner) "What the f*** are you doing, Ton?"
• (Vinnie Jones) "I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing, you pen-ass?"
• (Ewen Bremner) "Slow down, Ton."
• (Vinnie Jones) "You been using dogs*** for toothpaste, Mullet?"
• (Ewen Bremner) "Slow down, Ton. Slow down, Tony."
• (Vinnie Jones) "I don't think I'll slow down. I think I'll speed up. You can play some music if you like."
• (Vinnie Jones) "Oh, I love this track."
• (Ewen Bremner) "I think --"
• (Vinnie Jones) "Yes, Mullet?"
• (Ewen Bremner) "I think it's two black guys, in a pawn shop on Smith street."
• (Vinnie Jones) "You better not be telling me porky pies."
• (Ewen Bremner) "I'm f***ing telling you, it's two black guys who work off a pawn shop in f***ing Smith Street."
• (Dennis Farina) "That's very effective, Tony. It's not too subtle, but effective."
• (Dennis Farina) "Are we taking him with us?"

• (Vinnie Jones) "What's Boris doing here? Boris, what are you doing here?"
• (Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov) "f*** you."
• (Vinnie Jones) "Where's the case?"
• (Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov) "Uhhh, you piece of crap --"
• (Vinnie Jones) "Don't take the piss, Boris."
• (Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov) "I show you --"
• (Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov) "f*** you."
• (Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov) "Almost had it --"
• (Vinnie Jones) "For f***'s sake --"

• (Vinnie Jones) "I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window. What does it look like I'm doin'?"

• (Vinnie Jones) "All right, Mullet?"
• (Ewen Bremner) "How you doin', Tony? You all right, mate?"
• (Vinnie Jones) "Ooh, nice tie."
• (Ewen Bremner) "I heard you weren't about much these days, Tony."
• (Vinnie Jones) "What do you know? Still warm, the blood that courses through my veins. Unlike yours, Mullet."

Brad Pitt as Mickey

• (Brad Pitt) "Good dags. D'ya like dags?"
• (Stephen Graham) "Dags?"
• (Brad Pitt) "What?"
• (Sorcha Cusack) "Yeah, dags."
• (Stephen Graham) "Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more."

• (Brad Pitt) "I bet ya can box a little, can't ya sir? Aye, you look like a boxer."

• (Brad Pitt) "The deal was you bought it like you saw it. Hey, look, I've helped you as much as I'm going to help you. See that car? Just use it for you're not welcome anymore. You should f*** off now while you still got the legs to carry you."
• (Adam Fogerty) "Nobody --"
• (Brad Pitt) "Nobody brings a fella the size of you unless they're trying to say something without talking, right boy?"
• (Stephen Graham) "Sorry, Mickey. Just give our money back and you can keep the caravan."
• (Brad Pitt) "Why the f*** do I want a caravan that's got no f***ing wheels?"
• (Brad Pitt) "You want to settle this with a fight?"
• (Sorcha Cusack) "Over my dead body. Now, go on. Go on. I'll not have you fighting. You know what happens when you fight."
• (Brad Pitt) "Get her to sit down. For f***'s sake. Want the money? I ain't f***ed you. I'll fight you for it. You and me."

• (Brad Pitt) "I'll bet you for it."
• (Stephen Graham) "You'll what?"
• (Unnamed) "HE'LL BET YOU FOR IT."
• (Jason Statham) "What, like Tommy did last time? Do me a favour?"
• (Brad Pitt) "I'll do you a favour. You have first bet. If I win, I get a caravan -- and the boys get a pair of them shoes."
• (Brad Pitt) "If I lose -- Oh f*** it, I'll do the fight for free."
• (Jason Statham) "Now the last thing I really wanna do is bet a pikey."

• (Brad Pitt) "Deadly kick for a fat f***er, ya know that?"
• (Adam Fogerty) "Cheeky bastard."

Andy Beckwith as Errol

• (Andy Beckwith) "Are you Turkish?"
• (Jason Statham) "Well I'm not f***in' Greek now, am I?"

• (Andy Beckwith) "You're a dead man, Tony. You hear me? A f***ing dead man."
• (Alan Ford) "Oi. What's going on in there?"
• (Andy Beckwith) "He's pissed in my f***ing pocket."
• (Alan Ford) "Oh, shut up, Errol. Get back in your f***ing pram. Tony, ain't you house-trained?"

• (Andy Beckwith) "Oink oink."
• (Jason Statham) "s***."
• (Andy Beckwith) "So that's where you keep the sugar."

• (Andy Beckwith) "f***face, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?"
• (Jason Statham) "f***face -- I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum."

Alan Ford as Brick Top

• (Alan Ford) "I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm hard" Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters."

• (Alan Ford) "Pete, talk to me."
• (Jason Flemyng) "If ya want yer friend to hear ya, you'll have to talk a lot louder than that."

• (Alan Ford) "You're on thin f***ing ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, f*** off."

• (Alan Ford) "What do you think, Errol?"
• (Andy Beckwith) "I think we should drip-dry them, Guv'nor, while we have the chance."
• (Alan Ford) "It was a rhetorical question, Errol. What have I told you about thinking?"

• (Alan Ford) "Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Gary?"
• (Gary) "No, no I'm not."
• (Alan Ford) "But you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty."
• (Jason Statham) "It's rumored that Brick Top's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs."
• (Alan Ford) "You're a ruthless little c***, Liam, I'll give you that. But I've got no time for grassers."
• (Alan Ford) "Feed 'em to the pigs, Errol."
• (Alan Ford) "What the f*** are you two looking at?"

• (Alan Ford) "Turkish, put a lid on her."

• (Alan Ford) "He's been a busy little bastard, that Turkish."
• (Andy Beckwith) "I think you've let him get away with enough already, Guv'nor."
• (Alan Ford) "It can get you in a lot of trouble, thinking, Errol, I shouldn't do so much of it."

• (Alan Ford) "Do you know these tits, Errol?"
• (Andy Beckwith) "I know a lot of tits, Guv'nor. But I don't know any quite as f***ing stupid as these two."
• (Alan Ford) "John?"
• (Dave Legeno) "I can't help, Guv."
• (Andy Beckwith) "Ah, Tyrone."
• (Dave Legeno) "You silly fat bastard."

• (Alan Ford) "Listen, you f***ing fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your f***ing Jacobs off."

• (Alan Ford) "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*** -- me."

• (Alan Ford) "Gimme that f***ing shooter."
• (Unnamed) "I'll give you your shooter, ya c*** ya."

• (Alan Ford) "You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together."
• (Lennie James) "Would someone mind telling me, who are you?"
• (Alan Ford) "And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig s***, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"."
• (Robbie Gee) "Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the f*** you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?"

• (Alan Ford) "Of course, f***ing of course. I wasn't asking, I was telling."

• (Alan Ford) "Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible c***, me."

Robbie Gee as Vinny

• (Robbie Gee) "Bad Boy. Sol."
• (Goldie) "Easy."
• (Lennie James) "No, it's a moissanite."
• (Goldie) "A what-in-ite?"
• (Lennie James) "A moissanite is an artificial diamond, Lincoln. It's Mickey Mouse, mate. Spurious. Not genuine. And it's worth -- f***-all."
• (Robbie Gee) "Bad Boy, I keep tellin' ya, stick to being a gangster. Leave this game to me and Sol."
• (Goldie) "Laters."
• (Lennie James) "What is that, Vince?"
• (Robbie Gee) "This is a dog, Sol."
• (Lennie James) "You are NOT bringing that thing in here."
• (Robbie Gee) "What's your problem? It's only a f***ing dog."
• (Lennie James) "Where did you get it?"
• (Robbie Gee) "The gyppos. Here."
• (Robbie Gee) "They threw it in with a load of moody gold. You know gyppos, Sol. They're always throwing dogs in with deals."
• (Lennie James) "Well, it better not be dangerous."
• (Lennie James) "What do you think you're doing now?"
• (Robbie Gee) "Well, I want him to get used to the shop, don't I?"
• (Robbie Gee) "Oi. Oi, stop the dog. Come back here."
• (Lennie James) "All right, Boris? Don't worry about the dog."
• (Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov) "I'm not."
• (Lennie James) "What can I do for you, Boris?"
• (Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov) "I have a job for you."
• (Lennie James) "I already have a job."
• (Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov) "Fifty grand for half day's work."
• (Lennie James) "Go on."
• (Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov) "I want you to hold up a bookies."

• (Robbie Gee) "What the f*** do you mean, replicas?"
• (Lennie James) "They look the s***, don't they? And nobody is gonna argue. And I've got some extra loud blanks, just in case."
• (Robbie Gee) "In -- Oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?"

• (Robbie Gee) "I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the f*** can he get away from, eh?"

• (Robbie Gee) "Did he have four fingers?"
• (Lennie James) "I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bin-noc-u-lars out in time."

• (Robbie Gee) "The dog. The dog must have ate it."

• (Robbie Gee) "Wow. That's a great load off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the f*** you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course."

Ade as Tyrone

• (Ade) "I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats."
• (Robbie Gee) "Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate."

• (Ade) "I didn't see it there."
• (Robbie Gee) "It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of f***ing peanuts, is it?"
• (Ade) "It was a funny angle."
• (Robbie Gee) "It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you."

Mike Reid as Doug the Head

• (Mike Reid) "Avi, I'm not telepathic."
• (Dennis Farina) "Well you're plenty f***ing stupid, I'll give you that. Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop, Doug. And I'm not talking about his f***ing fore-skin either."

• (Mike Reid) "What are you doing?"
• (Unnamed) "It's a free country, ain't it?"
• (Mike Reid) "Well it ain't a free shop, is it? So f*** off."

• (Mike Reid) "Ah, from Russia with love, eh?"
• (Benicio del Toro) "I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you --"
• (Mike Reid) "Slow down, Franky, my son. When in Rome."
• (Benicio del Toro) "I am not in Rome, Doug. I am in a rush. I got to make the bookies."
• (Mike Reid) "Bookies? What are you betting on?"
• (Benicio del Toro) "Bomber Harris."
• (Mike Reid) "Ah. The unlicensed boxer, eh? Do you know something that I don't?"
• (Benicio del Toro) "Bubbe, I probably know a lot you don't."

Goldie as Bad Boy Lincoln

• (Goldie) "What has he got a tea cozy on his head for?"
• (Lennie James) "To keep his head warm."
• (Goldie) "Well, what's the matter with him?"
• (Robbie Gee) "He's been shot in the face, Lincoln. I would've thought that was obvious."

Benicio del Toro as Franky Four Fingers

• (Benicio del Toro) "So -- what do you want for it?"
• (Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov) "Nothing."
• (Benicio del Toro) "OK -- so, what do you want for it?"

• (Benicio del Toro) "Where is the stone?"

• (Benicio del Toro) "So the Biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin," which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Holy Catholic church."

Adam Fogerty as Gorgeous George

• (Adam Fogerty) "This will get messy."

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