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Some Like It Hot Quotes

Some Like It Hot is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Some Like It Hot stopped airing in 1970.

It features Billy Wilder as producer, Adolph Deutsch in charge of musical score, and Charles Lang as head of cinematography.

Some Like It Hot is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Some Like It Hot is 121 minutes long. Some Like It Hot is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Jack Lemmon as Jerry, Joe E. Brown as Osgood, Tony Curtis as Joe, Jack Lemmon as Daphne, Tony Curtis as Junior, Marilyn Monroe as Sugar, Billy Gray as Sig Poliakoff, Tony Curtis as Joe - 'Josephine', Pat O'Brien as Mulligan, Nehemiah Persoff as Little Bonaparte, Joan Shawlee as Sweet Sue, Dave Barry as Beinstock, George E. Stone as Toothpick Charlie, and George Raft as Spats Colombo.

Some Like It Hot Quotes

Jack Lemmon as Jerry

  • (Jack Lemmon) "What are you trying to do to that poor girl, putting on a millionaire act? And, where did you get that phony accent? Nobody "talks loike thet"."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Have I got things to tell you."
  • (Tony Curtis) "What happened?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "I'm engaged."
  • (Tony Curtis) "Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "I am."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "That dirty old man."
  • (Tony Curtis) "What happened?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "I just got pinched in the elevator."
  • (Tony Curtis) "Now you know how the other half lives."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Look at that. I'm not even pretty."
  • (Tony Curtis) "They don't care. Just as long as you're wearing a skirt. It's like waving a red flag in front of a bull."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Really? Well, I'm sick of being the flag. I want to be a bull again."
  • (Spats' Henchman) "Excuse me, ain't I had the pleasure of meetin' you two broads before?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Oh, no. You must be thinking of two other broads."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Oh no you don't. Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all."
  • (Joe E. Brown) "Why not?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde."
  • (Joe E. Brown) "Doesn't matter."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "I smoke. I smoke all the time."
  • (Joe E. Brown) "I don't care."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player."
  • (Joe E. Brown) "I forgive you."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "I can never have children."
  • (Joe E. Brown) "We can adopt some."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "But you don't understand, Osgood. Ohh --"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "I'm a man."
  • (Joe E. Brown) "Well, nobody's perfect."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Oh, why did I let you talk me into this?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "I thought you weren't speaking to me."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "How about that talent, huh? It's like falling into a tub of butter."
  • (Tony Curtis) "Watch it, Daphne."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "When I was a kid, Joe, I used to have a dream. I was locked up overnight in a pastry shop, and there was goodies all around. There was jelly rolls, and mocha eclairs, and sponge cake and Boston cream pie --"
  • (Tony Curtis) "Look, Stoop --"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "And cherry tart --"
  • (Tony Curtis) "Stoop, listen to me. No butter, no pastry. We're on a diet."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Come on, what do you say? Let's get out of here right now. Let's blow."
  • (Tony Curtis) "Blow where?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "You promised me, Joe. You said that the minute we hit Florida, we were gonna beat it."
  • (Tony Curtis) "How can we? We're broke."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Well, we can find another band to play in. A male band."
  • (Tony Curtis) "Look stupid, right now Spats Colombo and his chumps are looking for us in every male band in the country."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "But this is so humiliating."
  • (Tony Curtis) "So you got pinched in the elevator. So what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "All right, but how long do you think we can keep this up?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "What's the beef? We're sitting pretty. We got room and board. We get paid every week now. Just look outside. Look at the palm trees. Look at the ocean. Look at the flying fish."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "What are you giving me with the flying fish? I know now why you want to stay here. You're after Sugar."
  • (Tony Curtis) "Me after Sugar?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "I saw you two on the bus coming over here talking, giggling, borrowing each others lipstick."
  • (Tony Curtis) "We just happen to be very good friends."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Then I'm your fairy godmother. I'm keeping my eye on you from now on."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "We're up the creek and you want to hock the paddle."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Girls, keep it down. You'll wake up the neighbours downstairs, now Josephine -- WATCH THAT CORKSCREW."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Now you've done it. Now you have done it."
  • (Tony Curtis) "Done what?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "You tore off one of my chests."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "How about the shape of that liquor cabinet?"

Tony Curtis as Joe

  • (Tony Curtis) "We won't breathe a word."
  • (George Raft) "You won't breathe nothin'; not even air."
  • (Tony Curtis) "I feel a funny sensation in my toes. Like someone is barbecuing them over a fire."
  • (Tony Curtis) "But, you're not a girl. You're a guy, and, why would a guy wanna marry a guy?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Security."
  • (Tony Curtis) "What kind of a band is this, anyway?"
  • (Billy Gray) "You gotta be under twenty-five."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "We could pass for that."
  • (Billy Gray) "You gotta be blonde."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "We could dye our hair."
  • (Billy Gray) "And you gotta be girls."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "We could --"
  • (Tony Curtis) "No, we couldn't."
  • (Tony Curtis) "Jerry, Jerry, will you take my advice? Forget about the whole thing, will ya? Just keep telling yourself: you're a boy, you're a boy."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "I'm a boy."
  • (Tony Curtis) "That's the boy."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I wish I were dead. I'm a boy. Boy, oh boy, am I a boy. Now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "What engagement present?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Osgood gave me a bracelet."
  • (Tony Curtis) "Hey, these are real diamonds."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Of course they're real. What do you think? My fiance is a bum?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "There's another problem."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Like what?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "Like, what are you gonna do on your honeymoon?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "We've been discussing that. He wants to go to the Riviera but I kinda lean towards Niagara Falls."
  • (Tony Curtis) "We didn't see anything. Did we?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "No."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Nothing. Besides, it's none of our business if you guys wanna bump each other off, we don't;"
  • (Tony Curtis) "Look, if all you're interested in is whether I am married or not --"
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Oh, I'm not interested at all."
  • (Tony Curtis) "Well, I'm not."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "That's very interesting."
  • (Tony Curtis) "He has an empty stomach and it's gone to his head."
  • (Tony Curtis) "What are you worried about? This job is going to last a long time."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Well, suppose it doesn't?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "Jerry, boy, why do you have to paint everything so black? Suppose you got hit by a truck. Suppose the stock market crashes. Suppose Mary Pickford divorces Douglas Fairbanks. Suppose the Dodgers leave Brooklyn."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Joe?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "Suppose Lake Michigan overflows."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Well, don't look now, but the whole town is underwater."
  • (Tony Curtis) ". What are you afraid of? No-one's asking you to have a baby."
  • (Tony Curtis) "So you got pinched in the elevator, so what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "I never knew it could be like this."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Thank you."
  • (Tony Curtis) "They told me I was kaput, finished, all washed up. And here you are making a chump out of all those experts."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Mineral baths, now really."
  • (Tony Curtis) "Where did you learn to kiss like that?"
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "I used to sell kisses for the milk fund."
  • (Tony Curtis) "We didn't see anything."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "We didn't hear anything either."
  • (Tony Curtis) "I think you're on the right track."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "I must be. Your glasses are beginning to steam up."
  • (Tony Curtis) "The ship is in ship-shape shape."
  • (Tony Curtis) "I'm afraid it may take a little longer."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you."

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar

  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Oh, Daphne, how can I ever repay you?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Oh, I can think of a million things."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "And that's one of them."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "What is it?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "It's a member of the herring family."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "A herring? Isn't it amazing how they get those big fish into those little glass jars?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "They shrink when they're marinated."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "It's me, Sugar."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Oh Josephine. The most wonderful thing happened."
  • (Tony Curtis) "What?"
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Guess."
  • (Tony Curtis) "They repealed prohibition?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Oh come now, you can do better than that."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "I met one of them."
  • (Tony Curtis) "One of whom?"
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Shell Oil Junior. He's got millions, he's got glasses, he's got a yacht."
  • (Tony Curtis) "You don't say."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "He's not only got a yacht, he's got a bicycle."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Turn the lights on."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "No lights, we don't want anyone to know we're having a party."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "But I might spill some."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "So spill it. Spills, thrills, laughs, and games. This may even turn out to be a surprise party."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "What's the surprise?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Not yet."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "When?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Better have a drink first."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "There. That'll put hair on your chest."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "No fair guessing."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Been waiting long?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "It's not how long you wait, it's who you're waiting for."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "This is my friend Daphne, she's a Vassar girl."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "I'm a what?"
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Or was it Bryn Mawr?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "I heard a very sad story about a girl that went to Bryn Mawr. She squealed on her roommate -- and they found her strangled with her own brazier."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Yes, we've got to be very careful who we choose for a roommate."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Don't fight it."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Which is the port and which is the starboard?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "Well that depends. That depends on whether you're coming or going. I mean, normally, normally, the aft is on the other side of the stern. But; And that's the bridge, so you can get from one side of the boat to the other."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Well I'll be back later."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Oh no you wait. I have a feeling she'll show up any minute."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Believe it or not, Josephine predicted the whole thing."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Yeah, this is one for Ripley."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Do you suppose she went shopping?"
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Shopping. That's it. Something tells me she's gonna come through that door in a brand new outfit."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor."
  • (Tony Curtis) "Where did he conduct?"
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "On the Baltimore and Ohio."
  • (Marilyn Monroe) "Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me."

Dave Barry as Beinstock

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Pat O'Brien as Mulligan

  • (Pat O'Brien) "What happened here?"
  • (Nehemiah Persoff) "There was something in that cake that didn't agree with them."
  • (Pat O'Brien) "My compliments to the chef. Nobody leaves this room until I get the recipe."
  • (Nehemiah Persoff) "You wanna make a federal case of it?"
  • (Pat O'Brien) "Yeah."
  • (Pat O'Brien) "Alright Spats, services are over, lets go"
  • (George Raft) "Go where?"
  • (Pat O'Brien) "A little country club we run for retired bootleggers. I'm puttin your name up for membership"
  • (George Raft) "I dont join nothin'"
  • (Pat O'Brien) "Ahh -- you'll like it there, I'll get the prison tailor to fit you with a pair of special spats; striped."
  • (George Raft) "Big joke."
  • (Pat O'Brien) "You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."
  • (Waiter) "Who's gonna raid a funeral?"
  • (Pat O'Brien) "Some people got no respect for the dead."

Billy Gray as Sig Poliakoff

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Joan Shawlee as Sweet Sue

  • (Joan Shawlee) "Idiot broads. Here we are, all packed, ready to leave for Miami, and what happens? The saxophone runs off with a Bible salesman, and the bass fiddle gets herself pregnant. Beinstock, I ought to fire you."
  • (Dave Barry) "Me? I'm the manager of the band, not the night watchman."
  • (Joan Shawlee) "Are you two from the Poliakoff agency?"
  • (Tony Curtis) "Yes, we're the new girls."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Brand new."
  • (Joan Shawlee) "Well, that's all for tonight, folks. This is Sweet Sue reminding all you daddy-Os out there that every girl in my band is a virtuoso, and I intend to keep it that way."

George E. Stone as Toothpick Charlie

  • (George E. Stone) "Look, chief, I better blow 'cause if Columbo sees me, it's gonna be "Goodbye Charlie.""
  • (Pat O'Brien) "Goodbye, Charlie."

Joe E. Brown as Osgood

  • (Joe E. Brown) "You know, I've always been fascinated by show business."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Is that so?"
  • (Joe E. Brown) "Yes. As a matter of fact it's cost my family quite a bit of money."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Oh, you invest in shows?"
  • (Joe E. Brown) "Showgirls. I've been married seven or eight times."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "You're not sure?"
  • (Joe E. Brown) "Mama is keeping score."
  • (Joe E. Brown) "You must be quite a girl."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Wanna bet?"
  • (Joe E. Brown) "I am Osgood Fielding the third."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "I'm Cinderella the second."
  • (Joe E. Brown) "All right, driver, once around the park, slowly, and keep your eyes on the road."
  • (Joe E. Brown) "Right now, she thinks I'm out there on my yacht; deep sea fishing."
  • (Jack Lemmon) "Well, pull in your reel, Mr. Fielding, you're barking up the wrong fish."

George Raft as Spats Colombo

  • (George Raft) "What's the rap this time?"
  • (Pat O'Brien) "Embalming people with coffee; 86 proof."
  • (George Raft) "Where did you pick up that cheap trick?"

Nehemiah Persoff as Little Bonaparte

  • (Nehemiah Persoff) "Thank you, fellow opera-lovers. It's been ten years since I elected myself president of dis organization -- an' if I say so myself, you made duh right choice. Let's look at duh record: In duh lass fissel year we made a hundred an' twelve million dollars before taxes -- only we didn't pay no taxes."

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