Soulmates (Parks and Recreation) Quotes

Soulmates (Parks and Recreation) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Soulmates ended in 1970.

Soulmates (Parks and Recreation) Quotes

• (Chris Traeger) "Pawnee is the fourth most obese city in the United States."
• (Tom Haverford) "Soon to be third. Look out, San Antonio."

• (Ron Swanson) "I'm not planning to buy anything here. I buy all my hamburgers at Food and Stuff, a place equidistant from my home and work. I'm here for the same reason people go to zoos."

• (Tom Haverford) "Oh can I get some apps'n'sserts?"
• (Tom Haverford) "SSerts is what I call desserts, Tray trays are entrees, I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers, Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z I dunno where that came from, I call cakes, big ol' cookies, All noodles, long ass rice, Fried chicken is fri fri chicky chick, Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm, Chicken cacciatore, chicky catch, I call eggs, pre birds, or future birds, Root beer is super water, Tortillas are bean blankies, And I call forks, food rakes."

• (Leslie Knope) "I don't know if the online thing is for me. I prefer to meet people in person. It's like door number two on Let's Make a Deal: do you want the thing that you have, that you know you like, but is it perfect? Or, do you give it up for what's behind door number two?"
• (Leslie Knope) "I think I like what I have."

• (Andy Dwyer) "What's this?"
• (Chris Traeger) "Dragonfruit."
• (Chris Traeger) "What's this?"
• (Chris Traeger) "Horned melon."
• (Andy Dwyer) "What's this?"
• (Chris Traeger) "A peach."
• (Andy Dwyer) "I knew that."

• (Chris Traeger) "A turkey burger. You take lean, ground turkey meat, and you make that into a burger, instead of red meat."
• (Ron Swanson) "Why would anyone do that to themselves?"

• (Ron Swanson) "I love Food and Stuff. It's where I buy all of my food. And most of my stuff."

• (Unnamed) "'Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrees. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z. I don't know where that came from. I call cakes big ol' cookies. I call noodles long-ass rice. Fried chicken is fri-fri chicky-chick. Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm. Chicken cacciatore? Chicky catch. I call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks -- food rakes."

• (Andy Dwyer) "Did you you know that the food you eat becomes energy?"
• (Andy Dwyer) "That's spaghetti."
• (Andy Dwyer) "That's nachos."
• (Andy Dwyer) "That's a cookie."
• (April Ludgate) "That's my husband."

• (Leslie Knope) "So, I was wondering, how did we get matched up on hoosiermate.com?"
• (Tom Haverford) "I created 26 different profiles, each one to attract a different girl. Tom A. Haverford is athletic. Tom B. Haverford is brave. Which letter did you get?"
• (Leslie Knope) "N, Tom N. Haverford."
• (Tom Haverford) "Ha. The n stands for nerd. I never check that one because no one ever responds to it. Tom N. Haverford collects globes. His favorite movie is books."
• (Leslie Knope) "Donna?"
• (Leslie Knope) "Every time I want you to shut up from now on."

• (Ann Perkins) "What's up?"
• (Leslie Knope) "What's wrong with me? Why do good guys hate me and gross guys love me? Diagnose me, you're a nurse."
• (Ann Perkins) "There's nothing wrong with you. You're an intelligent, classy, attractive woman, but for whatever reason, right now, only douchey guys are buying what you're selling."
• (Leslie Knope) "So I should go and ask them what they think it is I'm selling."
• (Leslie Knope) "A douche-vestigation."

• (Chris Traeger) "Have you ever had a turkeyburger?"
• (Ron Swanson) "Is that a fried turkey leg wrapped inside a burger? Because if so, then yes. Delicious."

• (Andy Dwyer) "Chris?"
• (Chris Traeger) "Now Andy, I said one thing."
• (Andy Dwyer) "April?"
• (April Ludgate) "Pinwheel."

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