Space Ghost Coast to Coast Quotes

Space Ghost Coast to Coast is a Comedy that first aired in 1994 on TBS . Space Ghost Coast to Coast completed its run in 2008.

Space Ghost Coast to Coast lasted 11 seasons and 108 episodes. It features George Lowe; C. Martin Croker; Andy Merrill; Don Kennedy doing voices, and Sonny Sharrock, Eddie Horst, and Man or Astro-man? as composer. Space Ghost Coast to Coast is executive produced by Mike Lazzo; Keith Crofford; Matt Harrigan, and Elliot Blake. Space Ghost Coast to Coast is created by Mike Lazzo.

Each episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast is 15-30 minutes, and 5 minutes long. Space Ghost Coast to Coast is produced by Williams Street, and Cartoon Network Productions and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution. Spinoffs for this show include What a Cartoon!; Cartoon Planet; The Brak Show; Aqua Teen Hunger Force; Sealab 2021; Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law; Anime Talk Show; Perfect Hair Forever; 12 oz. Mouse; Squidbillies.

Space Ghost Coast to Coast Quotes

• (Space Ghost) "Dennis, you've played a number of cops. Tell us how you came to be Robocop; the ultimate cop."
• (Dennis Miller) "Well, listen, I had, uh, done a one-man show as Peter Weller called "Give 'Em Hell, Peter" for years off-Broadway --"
• (Space Ghost) "Hang on, Peter. I'm way too angry to check out each off-Broadway production of "Robocop." I'll wait until it's on-Way."

• (Isaac Hanson) "Do we get a cool, invisible -- Thing?"
• (Zac Hanson) "One of those belt things?"
• (Space Ghost) "Seat belts? Those are for nerds. You boys aren't nerds, are ya? 'Cause this ain't the nerd taxi."

• (Space Ghost) "Chambraigne: It's shampoo for your hair, and your brain."

• (Zorak) "My favorite episode of The Golden Girls is the one where they all took contaminated Geritol and died."
• (Space Ghost) "That was never an episode."
• (Zorak) "Well, it should have been."

• (Space Ghost) "Moltar, what's our depth?"
• (Moltar) "20,000 leagues, sir."
• (Space Ghost) "Take her to twenty-one."
• (Moltar) "Twenty-one? But -- why?"
• (Space Ghost) "Because it's more fantastical."

• (Moltar) "Show me the heinie."
• (Zorak) "Put your pants on."

• (Moltar) "Space Ghost, I'm picking up four unidentified heat sources on my monitor screen."
• (Space Ghost) "Well, they're probably just creatures, Moltar. Space creatures."
• (Moltar) "They just violated our airspace."
• (Space Ghost) "Bring me my monocle. I want to look rich."

• (Bobcat) "Wooh, Space Ghost, man. Crack a window, will ya."

• (Zorak) "I got a friend coming by in about five minutes, so, uh -- I gotta escape."
• (Space Ghost) "What are you all gonna do?"
• (Zorak) "I think we're gonna smash light bulbs out by the dumpster."

• (Conan O'Brien) "Face it, space ghost."
• (Space Ghost) "No."
• (Conan O'Brien) "You're a spaceman that choked on a muffin."
• (Space Ghost) "That, Sir, is impossible, because I am allergic to muffins."
• (Conan O'Brien) "Oh, I'm sorry."
• (Space Ghost) "Yeah. You're thinking of "Muffin-Hunter". He's different."

• (Space Ghost) "Uh, hey, honey, how are you?"
• (Björk) "Do you like sulfur?"
• (Space Ghost) "Sulfur? Sulfur's my favorite food, honey, you know that. Is that why you called me?"
• (Björk) "Yeah."
• (Space Ghost) "Oh, great."
• (Björk) "Can I sing in Icelandic?"
• (Space Ghost) "Uh, not now, honey, please, I'm right in the middle of, a, um -- giant space war."
• (Björk) "I -- I enjoy talking to you."
• (Space Ghost) "Uh, yes you do, but like I said, this, uh, space war, what can I do?"
• (Space Ghost) "-- aliens."
• (Björk) "Yeah?"
• (Space Ghost) "Yeah, so, you have to go now."
• (Björk) "Okay."
• (Space Ghost) "Okay, so -- I'll talk to you when there's -- peace. In space."

• (Space Ghost) "I could plead the Fifth."
• (Zorak) "If you could count that high."

• (Space Ghost) "-- and that, kids, is how I saved Christmas. Now get back to work, you Fat Humps."

• (Zorak) "Moltar, take off your helmet -- show me your true face."
• (Moltar) "Why?"
• (Zorak) "Because, I'm intrigued."
• (Moltar) "No."
• (Zorak) "C'mon -- I'll be your friend."
• (Moltar) "NO."
• (Zorak) "C'mon -- I'll give you a dollar."
• (Moltar) "Okay --"
• (Zorak) "GOOD GOD."

• (Zorak) "What? This is my natural head of hair."

• (Space Ghost) "I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer."

• (Zorak) "Hey. You took my soul."

• (Zorak) "I am the Lone Locust of the apocalypse. Think of me when you look to the night sky."

• (Carl) "Sales will plummet. All because of this beef-witted Klingon."

• (Space Ghost) "Bears are Crazy. They'll bite your head if you're wearing a steak on it."

• (Space Ghost) "Hey, have you heard my famous story?"
• (Space Ghost) "It starts in a couple of minutes."
• (Space Ghost) "Beat. A long beat."
• (Dennis Miller) "C'mon, what, do you need an edit point, Space Ghost?"
• (Space Ghost) "The race war had begun."
• (Space Ghost) "Machines were building robot babies to replace other babies. Everyone knows what happened next."
• (Space Ghost) "The end."
• (Space Ghost) "Written by Space Ghost. Robots by ILM -- and Space Ghost."
• (Space Ghost) "George Lucas by Space Ghost. House lights up, people leave theater. Trash -- everywhere."

• (Space Ghost) "That's right, I'm following you. Just keep walking. For every 300 steps your little ant feet take I take only 1"
• (Space Ghost) "That's it, run, run home. Take me to your family, for they will pay with my vengeance."
• (Space Ghost) "Hey, your son just bit me, here. I wanna know what you're gonna do about it"
• (Space Ghost) "Your son is a moron."

• (Jerry Springer) "Whoa."
• (Space Ghost) "Whoa is what America's going to be saying when I spin his head off so fast it'll TRAVEL BACK IN TIME."
• (Zorak) "Blah blah blah blah."
• (Space Ghost) "Oh, you WANT the time-travel spinning head."

• (Space Ghost) "Finally, a product for me. I believe every word that man just said; because it's exactly what I wanted to hear."

• (Steven Wright) "Who else is going to be on the show?"
• (Zorak) "Your guts."
• (Steven Wright) "Oh."

• (Space Ghost) "Moltar, flush the lake."
• (Moltar) "We don't have a lake."
• (Space Ghost) "Good work."

• (Space Ghost) "Tell me, Chuck, ever thought of starring in a sequel to The Ten Commandments?"
• (Zorak) "No."
• (Charlton Heston) "Uh, I don't think so."
• (Space Ghost) "Not a sequel man, eh?"
• (Zorak) "No."
• (Charlton Heston) "What other commandments are we going to write?"
• (Zorak) "Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it."
• (Space Ghost) "Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it."
• (Zorak) "Jerk."
• (Charlton Heston) "Yeah, well --"
• (Moltar) "Thou shalt not -- hesitate."
• (Charlton Heston) "I'm kind of committed to the first ten."
• (Zorak) "Thou shalt not be committed to old commandments."
• (Space Ghost) "Zorak, one more commandment out of you, and thou shalt be blasted."
• (Moltar) "Thou shalt not mess with Zorak, or thou shalt have to mess with me."
• (Space Ghost) "All right, everybody, just calm down."
• (Moltar) "Thou shalt not calm down."
• (Charlton Heston) "I hesitate --"
• (Moltar) "Thou shalt not hesitate."

• (Space Ghost) "No one sleeps with my grandmother."
• (Space Ghost) "Right?"
• (Zorak) "Right."
• (Zorak) "From now on."

• (Space Ghost) "I saw a yard gnome once. It didn't scare me."

• (Space Ghost) "Hmmm -- these aren't my lamps. These have feet."
• (Space Ghost) "I'd better go get a new apartment."

• (Zorak) "You dance like a woman."
• (Space Ghost) "I dance like a woman -- if she were a man."
• (Zorak) "Well -- ya got me there."

• (Space Ghost) "Oh boy, the Shatner's really hit the fan now. I'm up Dawson's Creek without a paddle."

• (Carl) "Fetch daddy's blue fright wig. I must be handsome when I unleash my rage."

• (Space Ghost) "Zorak, where's your nephew?"
• (Zorak) "Who? Oh, um, I devoured him."
• (Space Ghost) "That's barbaric."
• (Space Ghost) "Is there any left?"

• (Space Ghost) "Now, what about these beans?"
• (Moltar) "Those must've fallen out of my hair."
• (Moltar) "Well, you're just making all this (bleep) up."
• (Moltar) "Oh, what, you're the only one that gets to make (bleep) up?"
• (Moltar) "Those are part of the dinner."
• (Space Ghost) "No they're not. They're part of the plot."
• (Moltar) "They were on the menu."
• (Space Ghost) "Murder is on the menu."

• (Space Ghost) "Will you please keep your mind on the music?"
• (Zorak) "I can't. It's mating season."
• (Space Ghost) "So, what's the big deal? Unless -- Zorak, is it your first time?"
• (Zorak) "Don't be ridiculous. I've mated, uh, lots of times."
• (Moltar) "Wait a minute. That can't be true."
• (Zorak) "And why not?"
• (Moltar) "Because your head's still attached to your body."

• (Moltar) "And we're clear."
• (Space Ghost) "Well, that wasn't very good."
• (Jerry Springer) "I'm sorry."
• (Space Ghost) "Oh, no, it's all right, really. You're just not very good."

• (Space Ghost) "Welcome back, stupid viewers. You'll watch anything. Go ahead, change the channel. You'll be back."

• (Space Ghost) "Who do you think you are?"
• (Denis Leary) "I think the universe knows who I am, Space Ghost."
• (Space Ghost) "Then who do you think the universe knows I am, Denis?"
• (Denis Leary) "Space Ghost. And I'm Denis Leary, master of the universe."
• (Space Ghost) "Master? I know one or two guys who might disagree with you -- master."
• (Denis Leary) "Like who?"
• (Space Ghost) "Yoda."
• (Denis Leary) "Okay, who else on the list?"
• (Space Ghost) "Star Wars."

• (Zorak) "Vengence is the refuge of the weak."

• (Brak) "Space Ghost -- I think I'm pregnant."

• (Space Ghost) "I'm gonna go to the desk, now --"
• (Zorak) "You go ahead and try. You see what you get."
• (Space Ghost) "Here I am now -- At the desk."
• (Moltar) "You got lucky, Pal."
• (Zorak) "You try it next time. You see what you get."

• (Space Ghost) "Those stupid kids, why did I even bother?"

• (Space Ghost) "Now, you boys have teeth, don't ya?"
• (Zac Hanson) "What?"
• (Space Ghost) "Look at that. Three boys with teeth. And hair -- Beautiful girl hair --"
• (Zac Hanson) "What are you trying to say?"
• (Space Ghost) "The little one looks like Claudia Schiffer."

• (Space Ghost) "So, its all settled then. Now I have a contract drawn up for you to direct my movie. All you need to do is sign it, and then go away."
• (Kevin Smith) "I'd be up for that, I'd sign a waiver."
• (Space Ghost) "Actually, its a little more binding than a waiver. It's more like a trap --"

• (Space Ghost) "Let's break down these boxes so they store easier."
• (Zorak) "-- That's boring."
• (Space Ghost) "You don't know from fun."

• (Bob Costas) "How much hair do you have, Space Ghost?"
• (Space Ghost) "Oh, I don't know. Nine. Nine fat stalks."
• (Bob Costas) "Well, why, Space Ghost, if you weren't concerned about your own dome, why would you be so concerned and perhaps envious of those who have a full head of hair?"
• (Space Ghost) "Right."

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