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Spaced Invaders Quotes

Spaced Invaders is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Spaced Invaders ended its run in 1970.

It features Luigi Cingolani as producer, David Russo in charge of musical score, and James L. Carter as head of cinematography.

Spaced Invaders is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Spaced Invaders is 100 minutes long. Spaced Invaders is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Tommy Madden as Giggywig, Patrika Darbo as Mrs. Vanderspool, Ariana Richards as Kathy, Jimmy Briscoe as Captain Bipto, Kevin Thompson as Blaznee, Tony Cox as Pez, Fred Applegate as Deputy Pillsbury, Debbie Lee Carrington as Dr. Ziplock, Douglas Barr as Sheriff Sam Hoxly, and Wayne Alexander as Vern.

Spaced Invaders Quotes

Fred Applegate as Deputy Pillsbury

  • (Fred Applegate) "No license, no registration, no plates, no headlights, no taillights, no WHEELS, and I caught you going 3000 miles per hour. That's"
  • (Fred Applegate) "2945 miles per hour in excess of the posted limit."
  • (Kevin Thompson) "Great. There goes my insurance."
  • (Fred Applegate) "Verne, you come down from there right now, you hear?"
  • (Wayne Alexander) "Yes, shoot, my little friends, shoot. Fire everything you've got. The Farmzoid is impervious. AH-HA-HA-HA."
  • (Fred Applegate) "All right, that's it. Mom's gonna hear about this."

Kevin Thompson as Blaznee

  • (Kevin Thompson) "Oh give me a home / Where the asteroids roam"
  • (Debbie Lee Carrington) "And the gleebs and the buzzy mugs play / Where gravity's low / And the water is snow / And the desert winds blow you away / Mars, Mars is my home / Where everyone's short just like me / I wish I was where / There is not so much air / And two moons to shine down upon me."
  • (Kevin Thompson) "But, why? Why would Mars want to attack the puny, insignificant forces of Earth?"
  • (Unnamed) "Because we'd win."
  • (Kevin Thompson) "Well, let's see. We got a torqued-out digi-framus, our mega-spaz redundancy pile is on the blink, and it looks like we bruised our boo-boo."
  • (Kevin Thompson) "The hyperfusion feedback governor, back on the ship, just had a meltdown. If we don't get back to zero gravity within the next, ohh, hour, the ship's hyperdrive will implode, creating an ever expanding hole in the space-time continuum, making you, me, and the rest of this galaxy, some other universe's problem."
  • (Kevin Thompson) "Maybe, you'd better step back and get the big picture here."
  • (Fred Applegate) "Okay --"
  • (Fred Applegate) "I've just made a terrible mistake, haven't I?"
  • (Kevin Thompson) "Ain't life a bitch?"
  • (Kevin Thompson) "Just for the record --"
  • (Enforcer Drone) "I'm listening."
  • (Kevin Thompson) "I thought this was a bad idea."
  • (Enforcer Drone) "Just for the record, you'd better hope not."

Tony Cox as Pez

  • (Tony Cox) "The humans are coming. The humans are coming."
  • (Tony Cox) "Who died and left you in charge?"
  • (Tommy Madden) "Captain Bipto."
  • (Tony Cox) ""Prepare to die, Earth scum. Prepare to die, Earth scum." I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone."
  • (Tommy Madden) "Aaaaaaah, SHUT UP."
  • (Tony Cox) "Who taught you to drive, ya moron?"
  • (Tony Cox) ""Prepare to die, Earth scum. Prepare to die, Earth scum." I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone."

Jimmy Briscoe as Captain Bipto

  • (Jimmy Briscoe) "Meet us at the Wrenchmuller farm. Bipto out."
  • (Kevin Thompson) "Hey, where do you guys grow your wrenchmullers?"
  • (Jimmy Briscoe) "We did win, didn't we?"
  • (Kevin Thompson) "No, but if we think fast enough we might just live to lie about it."
  • (Jimmy Briscoe) "What do you make of it, Doctor?"
  • (Debbie Lee Carrington) "Well, it's long, flat, and has yellow lines on it; that can only mean one thing --"
  • (Tommy Madden) "A minefield."
  • (Debbie Lee Carrington) "I was going to say, "a country road.""
  • (Tommy Madden) "That's what they want us to think. Let me tell you something: one false move and kaboom. You'll be going home in several more pieces than you arrived."

Ariana Richards as Kathy

  • (Ariana Richards) "But, Dad, they're not really bad, they're just -- stupid."

Tommy Madden as Giggywig

  • (Tommy Madden) "Look, when a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over your world, certain basic laws of planetary conquest apply. For example, when someone points a Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster at you, it's a fair bet you are about to become toast."
  • (Patrika Darbo) "Will you please sit down and be quiet?"
  • (Tommy Madden) "Or perhaps in your case, a whole loaf of toast."
  • (Tommy Madden) "Let me sum up the entire situation in a nutshell: there are five of us, and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Command, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne. We have this."
  • (Jimmy Briscoe) "Is it loaded?"
  • (Tommy Madden) "Let's find out."
  • (Tommy Madden) "You take the left flank and I'll take the right."
  • (Tony Cox) "You always get the right flank."
  • (Tommy Madden) "We've never done this before, idiot."
  • (Tommy Madden) "I'm telling you that ship has got the flight potential of a cement truck."

Debbie Lee Carrington as Dr. Ziplock

  • (Debbie Lee Carrington) "Do something, you're the pilot."
  • (Kevin Thompson) "How about if I eject?"

Patrika Darbo as Mrs. Vanderspool

  • (Patrika Darbo) "Allright children, look both ways before crossing the street."
  • (Tommy Madden) "If only Captain Bipto had known."

Douglas Barr as Sheriff Sam Hoxly

  • (Unnamed) "So if your doorbell rings, and nobody's there, that was no Martian. It's Halloween."
  • (Douglas Barr) "You wanna bet?"

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