Spice World (film) Quotes

Spice World (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Spice World completed its run in 1970.

It features Uri Fruchtmann; Barnaby Thompson as producer, Paul Hardcastle in charge of musical score, and Clive Tickner as head of cinematography.

Spice World (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Spice World (film) is 93 minutes long. Spice World (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Neil Mullarkey as Baby, Roger Moore as The Chief, Richard E. Grant as Clifford, Roger Moore as Chief, Naoko Mori as Nicola, Barry Humphries as Kevin McMaxford, Jason Flemyng as Brad, Meat Loaf as Dennis, Alan Cumming as Piers Cuthbertson-Smyth, Steven O'Donnell as Jess, Michael Barrymore as Mr. Step, Stephen Fry as Judge, Claire Rushbrook as Deborah, George Wendt as Martin Barnfield, Kevin McNally as Emma, Mark McKinney as Graydon, Richard O'Brien as Alien 1, Richard O'Brien as Alien 2, Richard Briers as Bishop, and Richard O'Brien as Damien.

Spice World (film) Quotes

Roger Moore as The Chief

• (Roger Moore) "The answer is no Clifford."
• (Richard E. Grant) "Chief?"
• (Roger Moore) "The girls can't have the morning off."

George Wendt as Martin Barnfield

• (George Wendt) "What? Act? Did anyone care if Marilyn Monroe could act? All they cared was, "Was she in focus?""

• (George Wendt) "We're cooking here. This is a stew, a gumbo, a jambalaya, if you will. We're just jamming."

Barry Humphries as Kevin McMaxford

• (Barry Humphries) "Or if they find a cure for Déjà Vu?"
• (Jason Flemyng) "Not me."
• (Barry Humphries) "Or if they find a cure for Déjà Vu?"
• (Jason Flemyng) "Not me."

• (Barry Humphries) "Something's happening to me. What is it?"
• (Jason Flemyng) "You're smiling, sir."

Neil Mullarkey as Baby

• (Posh) "Was that really worth it?"
• (Sporty) "I'm so glad we've got the morning off."
• (Neil Mullarkey) "Yeah. First time in over a month, Clifford."
• (Scary Spice) "Are we there yet?"

• (Ginger Spice) "Hup. Hup. Hup. I'm so Sporty."
• (Ginger Spice) "Ha. Hup. Hup."
• (Neil Mullarkey) "Rah."
• (Posh) "My mummy's my best friend. Shh."
• (Sporty) "I'm just too Posh."
• (Ginger Spice) "When's Liverpool gonna win the cup, like, eh?"
• (Neil Mullarkey) "Are we finished yet?"
• (Scary Spice) "Um, blah, blah, blah. And, Girl Power. Feminism, d'you know what I mean?"
• (Neil Mullarkey) "Oh no."
• (Ginger Spice) "Yo."
• (Scary Spice) "I feel as though I'm bein' strangled. How do you feel?"
• (Sporty) "Really uncomfortable."
• (Posh) "Well, I just nearly fell off these shoes and sprained my ankles."
• (Neil Mullarkey) "These things are really tight. They go right up my bum."
• (Ginger Spice) "There are really comfy, actually."
• (Sporty) "Don't even think about it."
• (Neil Mullarkey) "I'm off. I'm gettin' these off. Bring me some platforms"
• (Scary Spice) "How can you wear these things?"
• (Ginger Spice) "You look a pile of crap in my clothes, anyway."

• (Neil Mullarkey) "In my bed, I've got two teddies, I've got a rabbit, I've got two dollies, and one Susan, she's got a bad eye,"
• (Neil Mullarkey) "and then I've got a green giraffe which I won at a fair, he was the only one left, I felt really sorry for him,"
• (Neil Mullarkey) "then there's Buzz, Woody, the alien, and then I've got a fluffy pink hot water bottle. So, there's just not enough room for you, mate."
• (Neil Mullarkey) "-- ugh."

• (Unnamed) "We're the Spice Girls, yes indeed. Just Girl Power is all we need. We know how we got this far."
• (Ginger Spice) "Strength and courage and a Wonderbra."
• (Unnamed) "Would this work with only one?"
• (Neil Mullarkey) "Just with me I have no fun."
• (Unnamed) "Would this work with only two?"
• (Scary Spice) "We need more for what we do."
• (Unnamed) "Would this work with only three?"
• (Sporty) "Three's a crowd, bad company."
• (Unnamed) "Would this work with only four?"
• (Posh) "No way, girl, we need one more."
• (Unnamed) "Listen up, take my advice; we need five for the power of Spice. Give it up, give it out, take a stand, scream and shout. One, two, three, four, five Spice Girls."

• (Neil Mullarkey) "We've got to see Nicola in the morning. The baby's overdue."
• (Richard E. Grant) "Babies are allowed to be overdue you're not."

• (Neil Mullarkey) "I love this song."
• (Ginger Spice) "That's cause we wrote it."

• (Neil Mullarkey) "And I don't want to me nice all the time. Maybe I could slap somebody, like Victoria here."
• (Posh) "Emma."

• (Scary Spice) "Something just pushed past me, and I'm not joking."
• (Ginger Spice) "Probably one of those disgusting beasts want to eat you."
• (Neil Mullarkey) "Ugh."
• (Sporty) "Oh pack it in, Mel."
• (Scary Spice) "It wasn't me."

Richard E. Grant as Clifford

• (Richard E. Grant) "Now hear this. It is dangerous to leave moisturising cream in the refrigerator, as it could be mistaken for mayonaisse. That is all."

• (Richard E. Grant) "They're hot, Chief. They've got fire in their eyes, hunger in their bellies and great big shoes on their feet."

• (Richard E. Grant) "Next stop. Publicity party. Beautiful people, reporters, lots of finger food, have fun. That is all."

• (Richard E. Grant) "Look at this. Front page news, again. Suppose the whole lot of you'd been drowned."
• (Ginger Spice) "Well, we weren't though, were we?"
• (Posh) "Speak for yourself."
• (Richard E. Grant) "What did you think you were doing? Going off like that?"
• (Scary Spice) "We were just having fun."
• (Richard E. Grant) "What?"
• (Neil Mullarkey) "Fun. You know, like ha-ha-ha-ha-ha."
• (Sporty) "Look, Clifford, we're old enough to take responsibility for our own lives, do you know what I mean?"
• (Richard E. Grant) "You don't have a life, you have a schedule. You are part of a well-oiled, global machine. There are people everywhere working their butts off for you. People like Deborah, here."
• (Claire Rushbrook) "Oh, can we leave my butt out of this, please?"
• (Ginger Spice) "Oh, just don't be so uptight, Clifford."
• (Richard E. Grant) "Uptight? Uptight? You've got a live gig here tomorrow. It's my job to see that you turn up. My bum is on the line, here."
• (Posh) "Can you please leave butts and bums out of this, for one minute?"
• (Sporty) "Clifford, some things are more important than gigs, you know."
• (Richard E. Grant) "Like what?"
• (Ginger Spice) "Like self respect and our freedom, for a start."
• (Neil Mullarkey) "Yeah, and friendship."
• (Richard E. Grant) "What are you saying? You-you don't want to turn up here, tomorrow night?"
• (Ginger Spice) "Well, maybe we don't."
• (Neil Mullarkey) "What'd you say that for?"
• (Ginger Spice) "I don't know, I just said it."

• (Richard E. Grant) "Just a minute."
• (Richard E. Grant) "I love you."

• (Richard E. Grant) "So what do you think? No I don't want to hear what you think?"
• (Richard E. Grant) "What do you think?"
• (Claire Rushbrook) "I think you have definitely, definitely lost"
• (Richard E. Grant) "I think I may have just started the breakup of The Spice Girls"
• (Richard E. Grant) "AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH."

• (Richard E. Grant) "I told them before. If they wanted to be spontaneous they had to clear it with me first."

• (Richard E. Grant) "You don't have a life. You have a schedule."

• (Richard E. Grant) "Dennis pull over."
• (Richard E. Grant) "The girls need to go to the bathroom again."

• (Sporty) "Why Milan, Clifford?"
• (Richard E. Grant) "Just a TV special. Italians, screaming fans, the usual thing."
• (Scary Spice) "Are we there yet?"

Stephen Fry as Judge

• (Stephen Fry) "Emma, Victoria, Melvin C., Melvin B., Geri. You've been charged with releasing a single that is by no means as kicking as your previous records. Nor does it have such a dirty phat bass line. You are sentenced to having your next record enter the charts at 179 and having it fall completely out the following week."
• (Stephen Fry) "Call Hootie and the Blowfish."

• (Stephen Fry) "Call Gary Barlow."

Kevin McNally as Emma

• (Kevin McNally) "You know, I'm always gonna be known as Baby Spice, even when I'm 30."
• (Posh) "You love it really Emma, you you play up to it all the time."
• (Kevin McNally) "No I don't."
• (Posh) "Yes you do.You're doing it now."
• (Kevin McNally) "I'm not."

Alan Cumming as Piers Cuthbertson-Smyth

• (Alan Cumming) "But you do like boys, don't you, Geri?"
• (Ginger Spice) "C'mon."
• (Ginger Spice) "Is the Pope a Catholic?"
• (Alan Cumming) "Apparently he is, yes."
• (Unnamed) "And now, the latest news concerning the Spice Girls have questioned the religious conviction of the Pope, but suggesting that he might not be Catholic. We asked the Bishop of Candlemen what he thought."
• (Richard Briers) "It's a terrible suggestion. Almost blasphemous. Of course the Pope's a Catholic, otherwise he wouldn't've been invited to become Pope, would he? I'd like to know what evidence the Spice Girls have to support these allegations. I really would."

• (Alan Cumming) "Tonight is the night when three become one."

• (Alan Cumming) "I want a close up of that wet infant."
• (Steven O'Donnell) "Look, Piers, I'm only getting you shouting."
• (Alan Cumming) "Well, shush then."

Claire Rushbrook as Deborah

• (Claire Rushbrook) "I thought i'd find you here."
• (Richard E. Grant) "Sorry, there's only room for one depressed personality here."
• (Claire Rushbrook) "Come on, Clifford. At least you're still alive."
• (Richard E. Grant) "That's the bit that depresses me."
• (Claire Rushbrook) "If it makes you feel better, I have a degree in politics, philosophy and economics, and I spend my entire life worrying wether Mel C. is wearing the right Nike Air Max."
• (Richard E. Grant) "By the way, did you sort them out yet?"
• (Claire Rushbrook) "Yes."
• (Richard E. Grant) "Whoo."
• (Claire Rushbrook) "Mind you, I'd rather be us than the girls. Fame is such a fickle thing."
• (Elvis Costello) "So, what can I get you?"
• (Claire Rushbrook) "Gin and Tonic, please. Wait a minute. Make that a double."
• (Elvis Costello) "Yes."
• (Claire Rushbrook) "You know what happens now, don't you?"
• (Richard E. Grant) "What's That?"
• (Claire Rushbrook) "We sit here more and more self-pitying, telling tragic tales of lost lovers, and deaden the night with bursting passion and ruining our professional relationship."
• (Richard E. Grant) "I'm up for that."

• (Claire Rushbrook) "He didn't mean that."
• (Richard E. Grant) "Oh, didn't I?"
• (Neil Mullarkey) "Look, can we please stop arguing?"
• (Posh) "When you know exactly what we're supposed to be doing. Will somebody please let me know?"
• (Scary Spice) "Oh great, Clifford. Now look what you've gone and done."
• (Richard E. Grant) "Well, that's just too bad."
• (Scary Spice) "Well yeahj it is too bad cos you know what? I'm going home now, see ya."
• (Richard E. Grant) "Bye."
• (Neil Mullarkey) "Look can we stop? All this, this is doing my head in."
• (Sporty) "Emma."
• (Ginger Spice) "I hope you know what you're doing, cos if you're looking for a fight. you're gonna lose."

Mark McKinney as Graydon

• (Mark McKinney) "He crashes to the ground. And now the girls come face-to-face with their tabloid tormentor. The evil reporter has been unmaksed and in that moment, Damien's whole worthless life flashes before his eyes because, the girls have made him realize that he's been living a meaningless lie."
• (Richard O'Brien) "Oh, d'you know what, girls -- you've made me realize -- I've been -- living a meaningless lie."
• (Mark McKinney) "It's his character's one defining moment, and there isn't a dry seat in the house."
• (George Wendt) "I'm wet already."
• (Richard E. Grant) "So, then what? Is that the end?"
• (Mark McKinney) "No. Damien goes after the really big evil boss, McMaxford."
• (Richard E. Grant) "Well, what about the girls?"
• (Mark McKinney) "Well, the girls, they've gotta get to Albert Hall, right? I mean, they've been at the hospital for twelve hours."
• (Neil Mullarkey) "Dennis."
• (Posh) "Out of the ways girls?"
• (Scary Spice) "What are you doing?"
• (Posh) "Fasten your seatbelts."
• (Meat Loaf) "Hey. That's my bus."
• (Posh) "Come on. What are you doing? What's the matter, are you blind? Come on, what are you doing? Get out of the way. Get out of the way. Sunday drivers. It's only Saturday."
• (Mark McKinney) "And now the Spice Bus is racing across London, through Trafalger's Square. Pigeons are flying up. Guys are diving into fountains. And as it zooms through them all, past Bukingham Palace, Prince William is there. He's looin' at the window through a curtain. He turns to the Queen. The Queen, man. And he says "Oi, granny, look. It's the Spice Girls. They're on telly in a minute". And the Queen looks out and says "Oh, you're right. Isn't that the Posh one drivin'?""
• (Neil Mullarkey) "Look, there's the Queen. Hi, William."
• (Ginger Spice) "Hi, Charlie."
• (Scary Spice) "Hello, Harry."
• (Mark McKinney) "And then, suddenly, they're on top of the bus."
• (Richard E. Grant) "Why?"
• (George Wendt) "The rules."
• (Mark McKinney) "Right, right, the rules. Anyhow, there they are, standing in gale-force winds. Holding on for dear life. Emma slips, but Geri grabs her. But then Geri slips, so Mel B grabs her. But then, she slips, so Mel C grabs her. Four? Wait, that's four. Oh, there's one driving, right. Anyway, they're standing on top of a bus, whiplashing back and forth, about to be turned into Spice Jam."
• (George Wendt) "Oh, my god."
• (Richard E. Grant) "And?"
• (Mark McKinney) "Two old nuns in a mini-metro pull up right in front of them. The braking tumbles the girls back into the bus."

• (Sporty) "Victoria."
• (Posh) "Sorry."
• (Mark McKinney) "Now they're coming up on the tower bridge."
• (Unnamed) "Attention, please. Your attention, please. The bridge will shortly be lifted."
• (Mark McKinney) "The road is rising right in front of them to let a boat through."
• (Posh) "The bridge is going up."
• (Mark McKinney) "They can't believe it."
• (Scary Spice) "Oh, my god. I don't believe it."
• (Mark McKinney) "Are they crazy enough to try and jump the gap?"
• (Posh) "Hold onto your knickers, girls."
• (Mark McKinney) "Hey, baby. These are the Spice Girls, of course they're gonna go for it. Up it goes. A five ton London bus sailing through the air at seventy miles an hour. It's incredible."
• (George Wendt) "It's expensive."
• (George Wendt) "Um -- not necessarily."
• (Mark McKinney) "But then, just when you think they're safe, they discover the bomb."
• (George Wendt) "What bomb?"
• (Mark McKinney) "That bomb."
• (George Wendt) "Why?"
• (Mark McKinney) "Those are the rules."
• (George Wendt) "My god, I've had enough of the rules."
• (George Wendt) "What are you trying to do, kill them? No more. They've suffered enough. Please."
• (Mark McKinney) "All right. All right. They -- they run up the steps to the Albert Hall, zoom past the guards, hurdle down the corridor, and they burst through that door right there."
• (Richard E. Grant) "You lied to me."
• (George Wendt) "Hey. Hey. Hey, now. Hey. Hey. That's enough of that."
• (Richard E. Grant) "Where are they?"
• (Mark McKinney) "I'll rewrite it."

Naoko Mori as Nicola

• (Naoko Mori) "Is it a boy or a girl?"
• (Neil Mullarkey) "It's a beetroot."
• (Sporty) "It's a girl."

• (Scary Spice) "Does anyone know how to deliver a baby?"
• (Ginger Spice) "Don't worry, I know all about home delivery."
• (Scary Spice) "Yeah, right."
• (Ginger Spice) "Well, I read it in a book. Okay, the first thing to do is put your legs together."
• (Scary Spice) "Well that's a bit late. She should have done that nine months ago."
• (Naoko Mori) "Don't make me laugh, please."
• (Scary Spice) "Do not make her laugh, else it'll just shoot out like a cannon ball."
• (Neil Mullarkey) "Seriously, what if the baby comes out right now?"
• (Posh) "Well it's not gonna go very far. I mean, look, she's still got her tights on."
• (Ginger Spice) "Stay up there. We're not ready for you yet."

• (Ginger Spice) "That's it, push."
• (Naoko Mori) "I am pushing."
• (Sporty) "Are you sure she should be pushing?"
• (Scary Spice) "Well what else is she gonna do?"

Michael Barrymore as Mr. Step

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Richard O'Brien as Damien

• (Richard O'Brien) "Can I have your autograph? It's not for me, it's for my brother."
• (Sporty) "What's his name?"
• (Richard O'Brien) "Krtkkarphillmuk."
• (Sporty) "Is that three or four K's?"

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