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Spider-Man (2002 film) Quotes

Spider-Man (2002 film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Spider-Man completed its run in 1970.

It features Laura Ziskin; Ian Bryce as producer, Danny Elfman in charge of musical score, and Don Burgess (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Spider-Man (2002 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Spider-Man (2002 film) is 121 minutes long. Spider-Man (2002 film) is distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing.

The cast includes: Cliff Robertson as Uncle Ben, Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker, J. K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson, Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane, Willem Dafoe as Norman Osborn, and Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man.

Spider-Man (2002 film) Quotes

Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane

  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I better run, tiger."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Thanks for sticking up for me, Harry."
  • (Harry Osborn) "You heard?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Everyone heard that creep."
  • (Harry Osborn) "That creep is my father, all right. If I'm lucky, I'll become half of what he is. So just keep your mouth shut about stuff you don't understand."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Disgusting."
  • (Harry Osborn) "Yeah, I hate the little things."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I love 'em."
  • (Harry Osborn) "Oh yeah, me too."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Has he mentioned me?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Yeah."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "What'd he say?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Uh -- I said -- he asked me what I thought about you."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "And what did you say?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I said -- uh -- Spider-Man, I said uh -- The great thing about MJ is -- when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours -- everything -- feels -- not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is -- you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it.""
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "You said that?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Well, something like that."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Hi --"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Do I get to say thank you this time?"
  • (Flash Thompson) "Think you're pretty funny, don't you, freak?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Flash, it was just an accident."
  • (Flash Thompson) "My fist breaking your teeth, that's the accident."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "C'mon, Flash, stop."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I don't want to fight you, Flash."
  • (Flash Thompson) "I wouldn't want to fight me, neither."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "So you just came by?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I was in the neighborhood --"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Who are you?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "You know who I am."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I do?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "You know, you're taller than you look."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I hunch."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Don't."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "They said I need acting lessons. Can you believe that? A soap opera told me I need acting lessons."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Don't make me look ugly."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "That's impossible."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Wait."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "You have a knack for getting in trouble."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "You have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I was in the neighborhood."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "You are -- amazing."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Some people don't think so."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "But you are."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Nice to have a fan."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Do I get to say thank you this time?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Wait."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I wanna -- act. On stage."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Really? Well that's perfect. You were awesome in all the school plays."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Really?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Yeah. I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Peter, that was first grade."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Well, even so --"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "You're amazing."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Some people don't think so --"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "But you are."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Nice to have a fan --"

Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man

  • (Aunt May) "Peter?"
  • (Aunt May) "What's; what's going on in there?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I'm excercising. I'm not dressed Aunt May."
  • (Aunt May) "Well -- you're acting so strangely Peter --"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Ok -- thanks."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment. It's a defense mechanism."
  • (Harry Osborn) "Peter, what possibly makes you think I would want to know that?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Who wouldn't?"
  • (Wrestling Promoter) "You coulda taken that guy apart. Now he's gonna get away with my money."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I missed the part where that's my problem."
  • (Aunt May) "Feeling better this morning? Any change?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Change? Yep. BIG change."
  • (Cop at Fire) "Hold it right here, you're under arrest. I'm taking you in."
  • (Young Lady at Fire) "There's somebody still up there."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I'm going."
  • (Cop at Fire) "I'll be here when you get back."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Not coming back, chief."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I can't -- tell you -- everything; I mean, there's so much to tell --"
  • (Harry Osborn) "Where do you go all the time?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Around --"
  • (Aunt May) "You won't have a bite?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "No thanks. Had a bite."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale -- if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world -- somebody lied."
  • (Aunt May) "Go home dear, you look awful."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "And you look beautiful --"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Mr. Osborn."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Peter. Thank God for you."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "You killed those people on that balcony."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "The Goblin killed them. I had nothing to do with it."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "You tried to kill Aunt May. You tried to kill Mary Jane."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "But not you."
  • (Carjacker) "Don't hurt me, just give me a chance, just give me a chance --"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "What about my uncle? Did you give him a chance?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Did you? Answer me."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I was in the neighborhood. I needed to see a friendly face. I took two buses and a cab to get in the neighborhood, but --"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I want you to know, that I will always be there for you; I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that. I will always be your friend."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Only a friend, Peter Parker?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "That's all I have to give --"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Sorry I'm late, it's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "A hundred bucks? The ad said three thousand."
  • (Wrestling Promoter) "Well, check it again, web head. The ad said three grand, for three minutes, and you pinned him in two. For that I give you a hundred, and you're lucky to get that."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I need that money."
  • (Wrestling Promoter) "I missed the part where that's my problem."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Who am I? Are you sure you want to know? If someone told you I was just your average ordinary guy without a care in the world, somebody lied. Truth is it wasn't always like this. There was a time when life was a lot less complicated."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Hey, it's me again."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Hey."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "How was your audition?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "How'd you know?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "The hotline. Your mom, told my aunt, told me."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "So you just came by?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I was in the neighborhood, needed to see a friendly face. I took three buses and a cab to get in the neighborhood, but -- So how'd it go?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Oh. They said I needed acting lessons. A soap opera told me I needed acting lessons."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Lemme buy you a cheeseburger. The sky's the limit, up to seven dollars -- and eighty-four cents."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I'd like a cheeseburger. Oh, but I'm going out to dinner with Harry."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Come with us."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "No thanks. How's it going with --"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Never mind, it's none of my business."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "It's not? Why so interested?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I'm not."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "You're not?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Well -- Why would I be?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I dunno. Why would you be?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I dunno."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Sorry you won't come with us. I better run, Tiger."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Hey, kiddo. Let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will ya?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander."
  • (J. K. Simmons) "It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel."
  • (Miss Brant) "Welcome to the Daily Bugle."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Thanks. I'm Peter Parker. I'm a photographer."
  • (Miss Brant) "Yes, I can see that."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Can I take your picture for the school paper?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Sure."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "You know Harry -- doesn't live on a little place I like to call Earth."
  • (Bonesaw McGraw) "What're ya doin' up there?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Staying away from you. That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Mary Jane."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "HELP. Someone please help me."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Hold on."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Watch out."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I said, um, Spider-man, I said, uh, the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "You said that?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Oh, something like that --"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Let me buy you a cheese-burger; sky's the limit, up to seven dollars and eighty-four cents."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "How was your audition?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "How did you know?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Hotline -- your mom, told my aunt, told me --"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Whatever it is, somebody has to stop it --"
  • (Ring Announcer) "Will the next victim please enter the arena at this time. If he can withstand just three minutes in the cage with "Bonesaw" McGraw, the sum of three-thousand dollars will be paid to --"
  • (Ring Announcer) "What's your name, kid?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "The Human Spider."
  • (Ring Announcer) "The Human Spider? That's it? That's the best you've got?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Yeah."
  • (Ring Announcer) "Oh, that sucks."
  • (Ring Announcer) "The sum of three-thousand dollars will be paid to -- the terrifying -- the deadly -- the amazing Spider-Man."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay."
  • (Green Goblin) "You're pathetically predictable, like a moth to the flame. What about my generous proposal? Are you in or are you out?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind."
  • (Green Goblin) "Wrong answer."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "You don't trust anyone, that's your problem."
  • (J. K. Simmons) "I trust my barber."
  • (Green Goblin) "You and I are not so different."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I'm not like you. You're a murderer."
  • (Green Goblin) "Well -- to each his own."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "You have a knack for getting in trouble."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "You have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I was in the neighborhood --"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I can't help thinking about -- the last thing I said to him. He tried to tell me something important, and I threw it in his face."
  • (Aunt May) "You loved him. And he loved you. He never doubted the man you'd grow into; how you were meant for great things. You won't disappoint him."
  • (Green Goblin) "Spider-Man. This is why only fools are heroes; because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let die the woman you love -- or suffer the little children? Make your choice, Spider-Man, and see how a hero is rewarded."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Don't do it Goblin."
  • (Green Goblin) "We are who we choose to be -- now, choose."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Can I do anything for you?"
  • (Aunt May) "You do too much; college, a job, all this time with me -- You're not Superman, you know."

Cliff Robertson as Uncle Ben

  • (Cliff Robertson) "This guy, Flash Thompson, he probably deserved what happened. But just because you can beat him up doesn't give you the right to. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility."
  • (Cliff Robertson) "Remember, with great power comes great responsibility."
  • (Cliff Robertson) "Peter, look. You're changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "No. Not exactly."

Willem Dafoe as Norman Osborn

  • (Maximilian Fargas) "Norman, the board is unanimous. We're announcing the sale after the World Unity Festival. I'm sorry."
  • (Henry Balkan) "You're out, Norman."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Am I?"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "What do you want?"
  • (Green Goblin) "To say what you won't, to do what you can't, to remove those in your way."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Forty thousand years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of human potential."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "I've been like a father to you, be a son to me now."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I have a father, his name was Ben Parker."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Sorry I'm late. Work was murder."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "A word to the "not-so-wise" about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast."
  • (Green Goblin) "Spider-Man is all but invincible; but Parker, we can destroy him."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "I can't."
  • (Green Goblin) "Betrayal must not be countenanced. Parker must be educated."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "What do I do?"
  • (Green Goblin) "Instruct him in the matters of loss and pain. Make him suffer, make him wish he were dead."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Yes?"
  • (Green Goblin) "And then grant his wish."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "But how?"
  • (Green Goblin) "The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "TELL ME HOW."
  • (Green Goblin) "The HEART Osborn. First, we attack his heart."
  • (Green Goblin) "Misery, misery, misery; that's what you've chosen. I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face."
  • (Green Goblin) "You've spun your last web, Spider-Man. Had you not been so selfish, your little girlfriend's death would've been quick and painless, but now that you've really pissed me off, I'm gonna finish her nice -- and slow. MJ and I -- we're gonna have a hell of a time."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Peter, stop. Stop. It's me."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Mr. Osborn --"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Oh, Peter, thank God for you --"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "You killed those people on that balcony."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "The Goblin killed, I had nothing to do with it. Don't, don't let him take me again. I beg you, protect me."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "You tried to kill Aunt May, you tried to kill Mary Jane --"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "But not you. I tried to stop it, but I couldn't stop it. I would never hurt you."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "I knew from the beginning. If anything happened to me, it, it was you I could count on. You, Peter Parker, would save me, and so you have. Thank God for you."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Give me your hand. Believe in me, as I believed in you. I've been like a father to you -- be a son to me now."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I have a father. His name was Ben Parker."
  • (Green Goblin) "Godspeed, Spider-Man."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Oh."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Peter -- don't tell Harry."
  • (Harry Osborn) "Hello?"
  • (Harry Osborn) "Dad."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Oh, hello, Harry --"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Harry -- I just wanted to say how sorry I am that I haven't been much of a father to you."
  • (Harry Osborn) "It's okay. You're a busy man."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "That's no excuse."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Take care of yourself, son. Don't make the same mistake I did."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Is somebody there?"
  • (Green Goblin) "Somebody?"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Who are you?"
  • (Green Goblin) "Don't play the innocent with ME; you've known all along."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Where are you?"
  • (Green Goblin) "Follow the cold shiver running down your spine --"
  • (Green Goblin) "I'm right HERE."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "I, I don't understand --"
  • (Green Goblin) "Did you think it was coincidence; so many good things happening for you, all for you, Norman?"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "What do you want?"
  • (Green Goblin) "To say what you won't, to do what you can't; to remove those in your way --"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "The Board Members; you killed them."
  • (Green Goblin) "WE killed them."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "We?"
  • (Green Goblin) "Remember? Your little "accident" in the laboratory?"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "The performance enhancers --"
  • (Green Goblin) "Bingo. Me. Your greatest creation. Bringing you what you've always wanted: power beyond your wildest dreams and its only the beginning. There is only one who could stop us; or imagine if he joined us --"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "I know this has been a difficult time for you, but I want you to try to enjoy this day. Commencement: the end of one thing, the start of something new."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "A bit of a slob, isn't he?"
  • (Aunt May) "All brilliant men are."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself."

J. K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson

  • (Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson) "We sold out four printings."
  • (J. K. Simmons) "Sold out?"
  • (Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson) "Every copy."
  • (J. K. Simmons) "Tomorrow morning, Spider-man page one, with a decent picture this time --"
  • (J. K. Simmons) "They're crap. Crap, crap, megacrap. I'll give you two hundred bucks for all of 'em."
  • (J. K. Simmons) "No jobs. Freelance. Best thing in the world for a kid your age. You bring me some more pictures of that newspaper-selling clown, maybe I'll take 'em off your hands. But I never said you have a job. Meat. I'll send you a nice box of Christmas meat. It's the best I can do; get out of here."
  • (J. K. Simmons) "If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo."
  • (J. K. Simmons) "He doesn't want to be famous? Then I'll make him infamous."
  • (Hoffman) "We've got a page six problem."
  • (J. K. Simmons) "We've got a page one problem, shut up."
  • (J. K. Simmons) "Who is Spider-Man? He's a criminal that's who he is. A vigilante. A public menace. What's he doing on MY front page?"
  • (J. K. Simmons) "Hoffman, run down to the patent office, copyright the name "Green Goblin." I want a quarter every time someone says it."
  • (Hoffman) "How about "Green Meanie"?"

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