Spoons (TV series) Quotes

Spoons is a Sketch comedy that appeared on TV in 2005 on Channel 4. Spoons ended in 2005.

Spoons lasted 6 episodes. Spoons is created by Charlie Brooker.

Each episode of Spoons is 30 minutes long.

Spoons Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Ooh, you smell nice. Is that a new perfume?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Well, you smell really nice."
• (Unnamed) "Thanks."
• (Unnamed) "So, you obviously think that I honk like a pet shop the rest of the time. You really are an absolute jerk."

• (Unnamed) "Is that a new top?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Unnamed) "It looks good. It really suits you."
• (Unnamed) "Thanks."
• (Unnamed) "So, you obviously think that I dress like your mum's jumble sale the rest of the time. You really are a f***ing c***."

• (Various Characters) "And keep your knickers on this time."

• (Man) "What would you like, love?"
• (Woman) "I want --"
• (Woman) "a f***ing baby."

• (Woman) "So, um, we ended up staying over a few weeks. It was lovely, it has this beautiful house. That was gorgeous, but we'd come to see the whole area, so we moved on, ah. Then we went to the Maldives."
• (Woman) "And they've got the most --"
• (Man) "And we is --"
• (Woman) "Sorry?"
• (Man) "We is? You and -- friend?"
• (Woman) "Oh, um -- Mark, my boyfriend. And there were so many different kinds of fish, and, er, there was this one day --"
• (Man) "Oh, yeah, whatever."

• (Man) "I've just given Bruce Hornsby a star rating of 2."
• (Woman) "Sarah was saying that her and Steve have sex at least 4 times a week."
• (Man) "Do they?"
• (Woman) "Yes."
• (Man) "Has he got an iPod?"
• (Woman) "No."

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