St Trinian's (film) Quotes

St Trinian's (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . St Trinian's completed its run in 1970.

It features Oliver Parker as producer, Charlie Mole in charge of musical score, and Gavin Finney as head of cinematography.

St Trinian's (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of St Trinian's (film) is 97 minutes long. St Trinian's (film) is distributed by Entertainment Film Distributors.

The cast includes: Talulah Riley as Annabelle Fritton, Gemma Arterton as Kelly, Steve Furst as Tania, Lena Headey as Miss Dickinson, Tamsin Egerton as Chelsea, Cloe and Holly Mackie as Tara, Russell Brand as Flash Harry, Celia Imrie as Matron, Kathryn Drysdale as Taylor, Toby Jones as Bursar, Colin Firth as Geoffrey Thwaites, and Amara Karan as Peaches.

St Trinian's (film) Quotes

Steve Furst as Tania

• (Gemma Arterton) "Tania what are you doing? You're ten. And you're carrying high-explosives."
• (Steve Furst) "It's not what you think Kel."
• (Cloe and Holly Mackie) "It's for the smell."
• (Cloe and Holly Mackie) "We saw it on CSI."

• (Steve Furst) "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off."

Toby Jones as Bursar

• (Toby Jones) "OK girls, let's play clean. No biting, no scratching -- kicking, no gouging, no kickboxing, no punching, no slapping, no spitting -- uh -- no gouging. And no no-regulation equipment. James, this is with you."
• (Toby Jones) "OK, into position."

Lena Headey as Miss Dickinson

• (Lena Headey) "With your girlish wiles and your minxy ways and now your criminal cunning, you know what you are?"
• (Tamsin Egerton) "A washed up slapper."

Russell Brand as Flash Harry

• (Carnaby Fritton) "Who are you?"
• (Russell Brand) "Uh -- German."

• (Russell Brand) "What's this then? A sweet? A mini cigar?"
• (Kathryn Drysdale) "They're tampons Flash."
• (Kathryn Drysdale) "Women don't just want to feel beautiful on the outside."

Colin Firth as Geoffrey Thwaites

• (Colin Firth) "You wouldn't know the way to the hockey pitch, would you?"

Tamsin Egerton as Chelsea

• (Tamsin Egerton) "Oh my god. You want us to steal Scarlett Johansson?"

• (Tamsin Egerton) "I am so sorry -- its a side effect of my raisin-and-ryvita diet."
• (Quiz host) "Contrary to popular belief -- better in than out."

• (Tamsin Egerton) "That hurt worse than a Brazilian wax."

Celia Imrie as Matron

• (Celia Imrie) "Papau."
• (Tamsin Egerton) "Um --"
• (Celia Imrie) "Papau."
• (Tamsin Egerton) "Um --."
• (Quiz host) "I will have to hurry you, I'm afraid"
• (Celia Imrie) "PAPAU. PAPAU."
• (Tamsin Egerton) "Is it -- Pineapple?"
• (Celia Imrie) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
• (Quiz host) "That is Correct."
• (Celia Imrie) "Oh."

Cloe and Holly Mackie as Tara

• (Cloe and Holly Mackie) "We've got double chemistry tommorrow, we'll work on the explosives then."

Talulah Riley as Annabelle Fritton

• (Talulah Riley) "Daddy, you can't expect me to stay here. It's like Hogwarts for Pikeys."

Gemma Arterton as Kelly

• (Gemma Arterton) "St. Trinian's is closing down."
• (Gemma Arterton) "We're facing the biggest crisis of our lives and you're behaving like bloody children. If this place closes down, we have to go to other schools. And by that I mean normal schools."

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