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Star Trek (film) Quotes

Star Trek (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Star Trek completed its run in 1970.

It features J. J. Abrams, and Damon Lindelof as producer, Michael Giacchino in charge of musical score, and Dan Mindel as head of cinematography.

Star Trek (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Star Trek (film) is 127 minutes long. Star Trek (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Karl Urban as Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, Jacob Kogan as Spock, Ben Cross as Sarek, Bruce Greenwood as Christopher Pike, Jimmy Bennett as Kirk, Eric Bana as Nero, Tyler Perry as Admiral Richard Barnett, Rachel Nichols as Gaila, Jacob Kogan as Young Spock, Chris Hemsworth as George Kirk, Jennifer Morrison as Winona Kirk, Deep Roy as Keenser, Jimmy Bennett as Young Kirk, Clifton Collins, Jr. as Ayel, and Greg Ellis as Chief Engineer Olson.

Star Trek (film) Quotes

Karl Urban as Leonard 'Bones' McCoy

  • (Karl Urban) "Well, congratulations, Jim. We've got no captain and no god-damned first officer to replace him."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "Yeah, we do."
  • (Karl Urban) "What?"
  • (Hikaru Sulu) "Pike made him first officer."
  • (Karl Urban) "You gotta be kidding me."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "Thanks for the support."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "I sure hope you know what you're doing --"
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "-- CAPTAIN."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "So do I."
  • (Flight Officer) "You need a doctor."
  • (Karl Urban) "I told you people I don't need a doctor, dammit; I AM a doctor."
  • (Flight Officer) "You need to get back to your seat."
  • (Karl Urban) "I had one. In the bathroom with no windows."
  • (Flight Officer) "You need to get back in your seat, NOW."
  • (Karl Urban) "I suffer from aviophobia; it means fear of dying in something that flies."
  • (Flight Officer) "Sir, for your own safety, sit down or else I'll make you sit down."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "We are receiving a distress signal from the U.S.S. Kobayashi Maru. The ship has lost power and is stranded. Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them."
  • (James T. Kirk) ""Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them -- CAPTAIN.""
  • (Karl Urban) "Two Klingon vessels have entered the Neutral Zone and are locking weapons on us."
  • (James T. Kirk) "That's okay."
  • (Karl Urban) ""That's okay?""
  • (James T. Kirk) "Yeah, don't worry about it."
  • (Test Administrator) "Did he say "Don't worry about it?""
  • (Test Administrator) "Is he not taking the simulation seriously?"
  • (Karl Urban) "Three more Klingon warbirds decloaking and targeting our ship. I don't suppose this is a problem either."
  • (Simulator Tactical Officer) "They're firing, Captain."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Alert Medical Bay to prepare to receive ALL crew members from the damaged ship."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "And how do you expect us to rescue them when we're surrounded by Klingons, Captain?"
  • (James T. Kirk) "Alert Medical"
  • (Karl Urban) "Our ship's being hit. Shields at sixty percent."
  • (James T. Kirk) "I understand."
  • (Karl Urban) "Well, should we; I dunno; fire back?"
  • (James T. Kirk) "No."
  • (Karl Urban) "Of COURSE not."
  • (Test Administrator) "What is this? What's going on?"
  • (James T. Kirk) "Hm. Arm photons. Prepare to fire on the Klingon warbirds."
  • (Simulator Tactical Officer) "Yessir."
  • (Karl Urban) "Jim, their shields are still up."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Are they?"
  • (Karl Urban) "No -- They're not."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Fire on all enemy ships. One photon each should do. Let's not waste ammunition."
  • (Karl Urban) "Target locked and acquired on all warbirds. Firing."
  • (Simulator Tactical Officer) "All ships destroyed, Captain."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Begin rescue of the stranded crew."
  • (James T. Kirk) "So. We've managed to eliminate all enemy ships, no one on board was injured AND the successful rescue of the Kobayashi Maru crew is -- underway."
  • (James T. Kirk) "What are you doing?"
  • (Karl Urban) "I'm doing you a favor. I couldn't just leave you there looking all pathetic. Take a seat. I'm gonna give you a vaccine against viral infection from Melvaren mud fleas."
  • (James T. Kirk) "OW. What for?"
  • (Karl Urban) "To give you the symptoms."
  • (James T. Kirk) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Karl Urban) "You're gonna start to lose vision in your left eye."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Yeah, I already have."
  • (Karl Urban) "Oh, and you're gonna get a really bad headache and a flop sweat."
  • (James T. Kirk) "You call this a favor?"
  • (Karl Urban) "Yeah. You owe me one."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Where are we?"
  • (Karl Urban) "Medical Bay."
  • (James T. Kirk) "This isn't worth it."
  • (Karl Urban) "A little suffering's good for the soul."
  • (Security Officer) "Kirk, James T. He is not cleared for duty aboard the Enterprise."
  • (Karl Urban) "Medical code states "The treatment and transport of a patient is to be determined at the discretion of his attending physician"; which is me.; so I'm taking Mr. Kirk aboard, or would you like to explain to Captain Pike why the Enterprise warped into a crisis without one of its senior medical officers?"
  • (Security Officer) "As you were."
  • (Karl Urban) "As YOU were."
  • (Karl Urban) "Come on."
  • (Karl Urban) "Permission to speak freely, sir?"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "I welcome it."
  • (Karl Urban) "Do you? OK, then. Are you out of your Vulcan mind? Are you making a logical choice, sending Kirk away? Probably. But, the right one? You know, back home we have a saying: "If you're gonna ride in the Kentucky Derby, you don't leave your prize stallion in the stable.""
  • (Jacob Kogan) "A curious metaphor, doctor, as a stallion must first be broken before it can reach its potential."
  • (Karl Urban) "My God, man, you could at least ACT like it was a hard decision."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "I intend to assist in the effort to reestablish communication with Starfleet. However, if crew morale is better served by my roaming the halls weeping, I will gladly defer to your medical expertise. Excuse me."
  • (Karl Urban) "Green-blooded hobgoblin."
  • (Karl Urban) "Wait a minute, kid. How old are you?"
  • (Pavel Chekov) "Seventeen, sir."
  • (Karl Urban) "Oh -- oh, good, he's seventeen."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Doctor -- Mr. Chekov is correct."
  • (James T. Kirk) "My mouth is itchy. Is that normal?"
  • (Karl Urban) "Well, those symptoms won't last long. I'm going to give you a mild sedative."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Oh, I wish I didn't know you."
  • (Karl Urban) "Don't be such an infant."
  • (James T. Kirk) "OWW. How long's it supposed to --"
  • (Karl Urban) "Unbelievable."
  • (Karl Urban) "Dammit, man. I'm a doctor, not a physicist."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Bones, doesn't it bother you that no one's ever passed the test?"
  • (Karl Urban) "Jim, it's the Kobayashi Maru. NO one passes the test, and no one goes back for seconds, let alone thirds."
  • (James T. Kirk) "I gotta study."
  • (Karl Urban) "Study, my ass."

Jacob Kogan as Spock

  • (James T. Kirk) "Now, what is it with you, Spock? Hm? Your planet was just destroyed, your mother murdered, and you're not even upset."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "If you are presuming that these experiences in any way impede my ability to command this ship, you are mistaken."
  • (James T. Kirk) "And yet you were the one who said fear was necessary for command. I mean, did you see his ship? Did you see what he did?"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Yes, of course I did."
  • (James T. Kirk) "So are you afraid or aren't you?"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "I will not allow you to lecture me about the merits of emotion."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Then why don't you stop me?"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Step away from me, Mister Kirk."
  • (James T. Kirk) "What is it like not to feel anger -- or heartbreak -- or the need to stop at nothing to avenge the death of the woman who gave birth to you?"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Back away from me."
  • (James T. Kirk) "You feel NOTHING. It must not even COMPUTE for you. You NEVER loved her."
  • (Ben Cross) "SPOCK."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "I presume you've prepared new insults for today."
  • (Vulcan Bully #1) "Affirmative."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "This is your thirty-fifth attempt to elicit an emotional response from me."
  • (Vulcan Bully #2) "You're neither human nor Vulcan, and therefore have no place in this universe."
  • (Vulcan Bully #1) "Look. He has human eyes. They look sad, don't they?"
  • (Vulcan Bully #2) "Perhaps an emotional response requires physical stimuli."
  • (Vulcan Bully #2) "He's a traitor, you know, your father, for marrying her, that human whore."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "I am as conflicted as I once was as a child."
  • (Ben Cross) "You will always be a child of two worlds. I am grateful for this, and for you."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "I feel anger for the one who took Mother's life; an anger I cannot control."
  • (Ben Cross) "I believe -- that she would say, "Do not try to." You asked me once why I married your mother. I married her because I loved her."
  • (Vulcan Council President) "You have surpassed the expectations of your instructors. Your final record is flawless, with one exception: I see that you have applied to Starfleet as well."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "It was logical to cultivate multiple options."
  • (Vulcan Council President) "Logical, but unnecessary. You are hereby accepted to the Vulcan Science Academy. It is truly remarkable, Spock, that you have achieved so much despite your disadvantage. All rise."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "If you would clarify, Minister: to what disadvantage are you referring?"
  • (Vulcan Council President) "Your human mother."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Council -- Ministers, I must decline."
  • (Vulcan Council President) "No Vulcan has ever declined admission to this academy."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Then, as I am half-human, your record remains untarnished."
  • (Ben Cross) "Spock, you have made a commitment to honor the Vulcan way."
  • (Vulcan Council President) "Why did you come before this council today? Was it to satisfy your emotional need to rebel?"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "The only emotion I wish to convey is gratitude. Thank you, Ministers, for your consideration."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Live long and prosper."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Father."
  • (Spock Prime) "I am not our father."
  • (Spock Prime) "There are so few Vulcans left, we cannot afford to ignore each other."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Then why did you send Kirk aboard when you alone could have explained the truth?"
  • (Spock Prime) "Because you needed each other. I could not deprive you of the revelation of all that you could accomplish together, of a friendship that will define you both in ways you cannot yet realize."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "How did you persuade him to keep your secret?"
  • (Spock Prime) "He inferred that universe-ending paradoxes would ensue should he break his promise."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "You lied."
  • (Spock Prime) "Aww -- I -- I implied."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "A gamble."
  • (Spock Prime) "An act of faith. One I hope that you will repeat in your future in Starfleet."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "In the face of extinction, it is only logical that I resign my Starfleet commission and help rebuild our race."
  • (Spock Prime) "And, yet, you can be in two places at once. I urge you to remain in Starfleet. I have already located a suitable planet on which to establish a Vulcan colony. Spock, in this case, do yourself a favor: Put aside logic. Do what feels right."
  • (Spock Prime) "Since my customary farewell would appear oddly self-serving, I shall simply say --"
  • (Spock Prime) "Good luck."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "We are traveling at warp speed. How did you manage to beam aboard this ship?"
  • (James T. Kirk) "Hey, you're the genius. You figure it out."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "As acting captain of this vessel, I order you to answer the question."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Well, I'm not telling, "Acting Captain." What, did?"
  • (James T. Kirk) "What, now, that doesn't frustrate you, does it? My lack of cooperation? That-that doesn't make you angry --"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Are you a member of Starfleet?"
  • (Scotty) "I, um, yes. Can I get a towel, please?"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Under penalty of court martial, I order you to explain to me how you were able to beam aboard this ship while moving at warp."
  • (Scotty) "Well --"
  • (James T. Kirk) "Don't answer him."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "You will answer me."
  • (Scotty) "I'd rather not take sides."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "You suggest I should become completely Vulcan, and yet you married a human."
  • (Ben Cross) "As Ambassador to Earth it is my duty to observe and understand human behaviour. Marrying your mother was -- logical."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "I will be back."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "You better be. I'll be monitoring your frequency."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Thank you, Nyota."
  • (James T. Kirk) "So her first name's Nyota?"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "I have no comment on the matter."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "Commander, a word?"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Yes, Lieutenant?"
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "Was I not one of your top students?"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Indeed you were."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "And did I not, on multiple occasions, demonstrate an exceptional aural sensitivity, and I quote, "an unparalleled ability to identify sonic anomalies in subspace transmissions tests?""
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Consistently, yes."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "And while you are well aware of my own qualified desires to serve on the U.S.S. Enterprise, I'm assigned to the Farragut?"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "It was an attempt to --"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "-- avoid the appearance of favoritism."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "No. I'm assigned to the Enterprise."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Yes, I believe you are."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "Thank you."
  • (Amanda Grayson) "There's no need to be anxious. You'll do fine."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "I am hardly anxious, Mother. And "fine" has variable definitions. "Fine" is unacceptable."
  • (Amanda Grayson) "Okay."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "May I ask a personal query?"
  • (Amanda Grayson) "Anything."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Should I choose to complete the Vulcan discipline of Kolinahr and purge all emotion, I trust you will not feel it reflects judgment on you."
  • (Amanda Grayson) "Oh, Spock. As always, whatever you choose to be, you will have a proud mother."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Romulans and Vulcans share a common ancestor. Our cultural similarities will make it easier for me to access the ship's computer to locate the device. Also, my mother was human, which makes Earth the only home I have left."
  • (James T. Kirk) "I'm coming with you."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it."
  • (James T. Kirk) "See? We are getting to know each other."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Fascinating."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Permission to come aboard, Captain."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Permission granted."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "As you have yet to select a first officer, respectfully, I would like to submit my candidacy. Should you desire, I can provide character references."
  • (James T. Kirk) "It would be my honor, Commander."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Your ship is compromised, too close to the singularity to survive without assistance, which we are willing to provide."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Captain, what are you doing?"
  • (James T. Kirk) "Showing them compassion may be the only way to earn peace with Romulus. It's logic, Spock. I thought you'd like that."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "No, not really. Not this time."
  • (Eric Bana) "I would rather suffer the end of Romulus a thousand times. I would rather die in agony than accept assistance from you."
  • (James T. Kirk) "You got it. Arm phasers. Fire everything we've got."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "I'm sorry -- I'm sorry -- I'm so sorry."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "What do you need? Tell me."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "Tell me."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "I need everyone to continue performing admirably."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "Okay."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "It appears that you have been keeping important information from me."
  • (James T. Kirk) "You'll be able to fly this thing, right?"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Something tells me I already have."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Good luck."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Jim -- the statistical likelihood that our plan will succeed is less than 4.3%."
  • (James T. Kirk) "It'll work."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "In the event that I do not return, please tell Lieutenant Uhura --"
  • (James T. Kirk) "Spock. IT'LL WORK."
  • (Test Administrator) "How the hell did that kid beat your test?"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "I do not know."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Out of the chair."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "I can remove the cadet --"
  • (James T. Kirk) "Try it."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Kirk."
  • (James T. Kirk) "This cadet is trying to save the bridge."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "By recommending a full stop, mid-warp, during a rescue mission?"
  • (James T. Kirk) "It's not a rescue mission. Listen to me, it's an attack."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Based on what facts?"
  • (James T. Kirk) "That same anomaly, a "lightning storm in space" that we saw today, also occurred on the day of my birth, shortly before a Romulan ship attacked the U.S.S. Kelvin. You know that, sir, I read your dissertation. That ship, which had formidable and advanced weaponry, was never seen or heard from again. The Kelvin attack took place at the edge of Klingon space, and at 2300 hours last night, there was an attack: forty-seven Klingon warbirds destroyed by Romulans, sir, and it was reported that the Romulans were in one ship, one massive ship."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "And you know of this Klingon attack how?"
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "Sir, I intercepted and translated the message myself. Kirk's report is accurate."
  • (James T. Kirk) "We're warping into a trap, sir. The Romulans are waiting for us, I promise you that."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "The cadet's logic is sound. And Lt. Uhura is unmatched in xenolinguistics, we would be wise to accept her conclusion."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Acting Captain's Log, Stardate 2258.42. We have had no word from Captain Pike. I've therefore classified him a hostage of the war criminal known as Nero. Nero, who has destroyed my home planet and most of its six billion inhabitants. While the essence of our culture has been saved in the elders who now reside upon this ship, I estimate no more than 10,000 have survived. I am now a member of an endangered species."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Get him off this ship."

Eric Bana as Nero

  • (Eric Bana) "We wait. We wait for the one who allowed our home to be destroyed, as we've been doing for 25 years."
  • (Clifton Collins, Jr.) "Once we've killed him?"
  • (Eric Bana) "Kill him? I'm not gonna kill him. I'm gonna make him watch."
  • (Eric Bana) "What's he doing?"
  • (Unnamed) "Ambassador Spock, you are on a collision course."
  • (Eric Bana) "FIRE EVERYTHING."
  • (Eric Bana) "That ship. Take it out."
  • (Romulan) "Sir, if you ignite the Red Matter --"
  • (Eric Bana) "I want Spock dead now."
  • (Eric Bana) "The wait is over."
  • (Eric Bana) "I know your face from Earth's history."
  • (Eric Bana) "I've been waiting for this day my whole life -- This day of reckoning."

Bruce Greenwood as Christopher Pike

  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Mr. Spock, I'm leaving you in command of the Enterprise. Once we have transport capability and communications back up, you'll contact Starfleet and report what the hell's going on here. And if all else fails, fall back, rendezvous with the fleet in the Laurentian system. Kirk, I'm promoting you to First Officer."
  • (James T. Kirk) "What?"
  • (Jacob Kogan) "Captain? Please, I apologize. The complexities of human pranks escape me."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "It's not a prank, Spock. And I'm not the captain. You are."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Let's go."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Sir, after we knock out that drill, what happens to you?"
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Ah, I guess you'll have to come and get me."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Careful with the ship, Spock. She's brand new."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "All power to forward shields. Prepare to fire all weapons."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Outside. All of you. Now."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "You all right, son?"
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "You can whistle really loud, you know that?"
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "You know, I couldn't believe it when the bartender told me who you are."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Who am I, Captain Pike?"
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Your father's son."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Can I get another one?"
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "For my dissertation, I was assigned the U.S.S. Kelvin. Something I admired about your Dad: he didn't believe in no-win scenarios"
  • (James T. Kirk) "Sure learned his lesson."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Well, it depends on how you define winning. You're here, aren't you?"
  • (James T. Kirk) "Thanks."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "You know that instinct to leap without looking, that was his nature too. And in my opinion it's something Starfleet's lost."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Why are you talkin' to me, man?"
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "'Cause I looked up your file while you were drooling on the floor. Your aptitude tests are off the charts, so what is it? You like being the only genius level repeat offender in the Midwest?"
  • (James T. Kirk) "Maybe I love it."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Look, so your Dad dies. You can settle for a less than ordinary life, or do you feel like you were meant for something better? Something special? Enlist in Starfleet."
  • (James T. Kirk) "Enlist."
  • (James T. Kirk) "You guys must be way down on your recruiting quota for the month."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "If you're half the man your father was, Jim, Starfleet could use you. You could be an officer in four years. You could have your own ship in eight. You understand what the Federation is, don't you? It's important. It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada --"
  • (James T. Kirk) "Are we done?"
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "I'm done."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Riverside Shipyard. Shuttle for new recruits leaves tomorrow morning, 0800."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Now, your father was captain of a Starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mother's and yours. I dare you to do better."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Russian whizkid, what's your name? Chanko? Cherpov?"
  • (Pavel Chekov) "Ensign Chekov, Pavel Andreievich, sir."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Kirk, you, too. You're not supposed to be here, anyway."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Scan Vulcan space, look for any transmissions in Romulan."
  • (Enterprise Communiations Officer) "Sir, I'm not sure I can distinguish the Romulan language from Vulcan --"
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "What about you? You speak Romulan, Cadet?"
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "Uhura. All three dialects, sir."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "Uhura, relieve the Lieutenant."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "Yes, sir."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "I'm Captain Christopher Pike. To whom am I speaking?"
  • (Eric Bana) "Hi, Christopher. I'm Nero."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "What're you doing here?"
  • (James T. Kirk) "Just following orders."
  • (James T. Kirk) "I relieve you, sir."
  • (Bruce Greenwood) "I am relieved."

Jimmy Bennett as Kirk

  • (Jimmy Bennett) "Lightning storm."
  • (Karl Urban) "Ah, Jim, you're awake. How do you feel?"
  • (Karl Urban) "Good God, man."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "What? AH."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "What the hell's this?"
  • (Karl Urban) "A reaction to the vaccine, dammit. Nurse Chapel, I need 50 cc's of cortizone."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, sir."
  • (Pavel Chekov) "-- appeared to be a lightning storm in space."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "Bones. We gotta stop the ship."
  • (Karl Urban) "Jim. I'm not kidding, you need to keep your heart rate down."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "Computer, locate crew member Uhura."
  • (Karl Urban) "You know, I haven't seen a reaction this bad since med school."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "We're flying into a trap."
  • (Karl Urban) "Dammit, Jim, stand still."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "OW. STOP THAT."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "Make that two. Her shot's on me."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "Her shot's on her."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "Thanks but no thanks."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "Don't you at least wanna know my name before you completely reject me?"
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "I'm fine without it."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "You ARE fine without it. It's Jim, Jim Kirk."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "If you don't tell me your name I'm gonna have to make one up."
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "It's Uhura."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "Uhura? No way. That's the name I was gonna make up for you. Uhura what? --"
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "Just Uhura."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "They don't have last names in your world?"
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "Uhura is my last name."
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "Then they don't have -- uh first names in your world?"
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "Is there a problem, officer?"
  • (Iowa Cop) "Citizen, what is your name?"
  • (Jimmy Bennett) "My name is James Tiberius Kirk."

Rachel Nichols as Gaila

  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "Gaila, who is he?"
  • (Rachel Nichols) "Who's who?"
  • (Lt. Nyota Uhura) "The mouth-breather hiding under your bed?"
  • (James T. Kirk) "You can hear me breathing?"
  • (Rachel Nichols) "Jim, I think I love you."
  • (James T. Kirk) "That is so weird."
  • (Rachel Nichols) "Lights."
  • (Unnamed) "Lights on."
  • (Rachel Nichols) "Did you just say, "That is so weird"?"
  • (James T. Kirk) "Yeah, I did, but --"

Ben Cross as Sarek

  • (Ben Cross) "Spock, you are fully capable of deciding your own destiny. The question you face is: which path will you choose? This is something only you can decide."
  • (Ben Cross) "I was thinking that we could name him after one of Vulcan's early society builders. His name was Spock."
  • (Ben Cross) "Your silence does not suggest enormous enthusiasm."
  • (Amanda Grayson) "No --"
  • (Amanda Grayson) "Spock -- Spock."
  • (Ben Cross) "He has your eyes."
  • (Amanda Grayson) "And your ears."
  • (Amanda Grayson) "Hello, Spock."
  • (Ben Cross) "Speak your mind, Spock."
  • (Jacob Kogan) "That would be unwise."
  • (Ben Cross) "What is necessary is never unwise."

Tyler Perry as Admiral Richard Barnett

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Clifton Collins, Jr. as Ayel

  • (Clifton Collins, Jr.) "I will speak for Captain Nero."
  • (Captain Robau) "Then ask Captain Nero what gives him the right to attack a Federation vessel."
  • (Clifton Collins, Jr.) "Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?"
  • (Captain Robau) "I'm unfamiliar with Ambassador Spock."
  • (Clifton Collins, Jr.) "What is the current stardate?"
  • (Captain Robau) "Stardate? 2233.04. Where are you from?"
  • (Clifton Collins, Jr.) "Your species is even weaker than I expected."
  • (James T. Kirk) "I can't --"
  • (Clifton Collins, Jr.) "You can't even speak."
  • (Clifton Collins, Jr.) "What?"
  • (James T. Kirk) "I got your gun."

Chris Hemsworth as George Kirk

  • (Chris Hemsworth) "What are we gonna call him?"
  • (Jennifer Morrison) "We could name him after your father."
  • (Chris Hemsworth) "Tiberius? You kidding me? No, that's the worst. Let's name him after your dad. Let's call him Jim."
  • (Jennifer Morrison) "Jim. OK, Jim it is."
  • (Chris Hemsworth) "Sweetheart, can you hear me?"
  • (Jennifer Morrison) "I hear you."
  • (Chris Hemsworth) "I love you so much. I love you --"
  • (Captain Robau) "If I don't report in 15 minutes, evacuate the crew."
  • (Chris Hemsworth) "Sir, we could issue --"
  • (Captain Robau) "There is no help for us out here. Use autopilot -- and get off this ship."
  • (Chris Hemsworth) "Aye, Captain."
  • (Captain Robau) "You're captain now, Mr. Kirk."

Greg Ellis as Chief Engineer Olson

  • (Greg Ellis) "I can't wait to kick some Romulan ass."

Deep Roy as Keenser

  • (Scotty) "You realize how unacceptable this is?"
  • (Spock Prime) "Fascinating."
  • (Scotty) "Okay, I'm sure you're just doing your job, but could you not have come a wee bit sooner? Six months I've been here, living off Starfleet protein nibs and the promise of a good meal. And I know exactly what's going on here, okay? Punishment, isn't it? Ongoing. For something that was clearly an accident."
  • (Spock Prime) "You are Montgomery Scott."
  • (James T. Kirk) "You know him?"
  • (Scotty) "Aye, that's me. You're in the right place. Unless there's another hardworking, equally starved Starfleet officer around."
  • (Deep Roy) "Me."
  • (Scotty) "Get aff. Shut up. You don't eat anything. You can eat, like, a bean, and you're done. I'm talking about food. REAL food."

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