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Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning Quotes

Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning completed its run in 1970.

It features Samuli Torssonen as producer, and Tapani Siirtola in charge of musical score.

Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning is recorded in Finnish and originally aired in Finland. Each episode of Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning is 103 minutes long. Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning is distributed by Energia Productions.

Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Emperor's blog, dunno what Moondate."
  • (Unnamed) "Where's Sherrypie?"
  • (Unnamed) "He couldn't stand defeat. He shot himself in the head, three times."
  • (Unnamed) "Whatever you may think, the VCR remote stop button doesn't harm me."
  • (Unnamed) "They look just like people."
  • (Unnamed) "So you're the famous Emperor Pirk?"
  • (Unnamed) "This is me, in all my glory."
  • (Unnamed) "Right --"
  • (Unnamed) "Wars aren't won by avoiding battles."
  • (Unnamed) "Enough with your sorry Plingon proverbs."
  • (Unnamed) "Where's Kefir now?"
  • (Unnamed) "In the morning, I sent a patrol out. This is all they found."
  • (Unnamed) "Aliens have crystallized Kefir."
  • (Unnamed) "Jonny, this is a data crystal. From Kefir's flight recorder."
  • (Unnamed) "Plingon warriors do not take showers."
  • (Unnamed) "Tactical is still missing a chair."
  • (Unnamed) "Really, I did all I could for mankind, but did anybody thank me? No, they just whined about famine and overpopulation and stuff."
  • (Unnamed) "Where did that ship come from?"
  • (Unnamed) "Dunno. But it sure is butt-ugly."
  • (Unnamed) "Tactical is still missing a chair."
  • (Unnamed) "Now, we wouldn't want your powerful thigh muscles to atrophy."
  • (Unnamed) "To all P-Fleet personnel who surrender without resistance, I promise a fair court-martial and a swift execution."
  • (Unnamed) "There is a ship, registration ZEX-514, parked aft of the station in a handicap space. Will the owner move it A.S.A.P."
  • (Unnamed) "An itching nose must be scratched."
  • (Unnamed) "Fleet reporting: practically all light balls expended."
  • (Unnamed) "In that case, approach to twinkler range at full shove power. Our losses should not exceed 68.4 percent."
  • (Unnamed) "I guess it's a passable day to die."
  • (Unnamed) "Why's everybody talk back all the time? Try walking in my shoes. It's no cakewalk, managin' the whole world by myself. Gotta admit, sometimes I think I've gotten in too deep. This mess began 8 years ago. My ship blew up and I was stuck in the past."
  • (Unnamed) "What's this racket? Get off my lawn or I'll light-ball your asses."

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