Starsky and Hutch (film) Quotes

Starsky and Hutch (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Starsky &amp completed its run in 1970.

It features William Blinn as producer, Theodore Shapiro in charge of musical score, and Barry Peterson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Starsky and Hutch (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Starsky and Hutch (film) is 101 minutes long. Starsky and Hutch (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Ben Stiller as Starsky, Owen Wilson as Hutch, Snoop Dogg as Huggy Bear, Brande Roderick as Heather, Vince Vaughn as Reese Feldman, George Cheung as Chau, Jason Bateman as Kevin, Ben Stiller as David Starsky, Fred Williamson as Captain Doby, Will Ferrell as Big Earl, Juliette Lewis as Kitty, Jeffrey Lorenzo as Willis, Fred Williamson as Toby, Owen Wilson as Ken Hutchinson, Chris Penn as Manetti, and Har Mar Superstar as Dancin' Rick.

Starsky and Hutch (film) Quotes

Ben Stiller as Starsky

• (Ben Stiller) "So, did you uh -- When did he -- Did he -- What -- So Hutch do you got any more questions?"
• (Owen Wilson) "Yeah, well, uh sure. We could -- What's your sign?"
• (Brande Roderick) "Gemini."
• (Ben Stiller) "What uh -- What do you weigh?"
• (Brande Roderick) "What does that have to do with anything?"
• (Ben Stiller) "It has everything to do with anything and just answer the question please, ma'am."
• (Brande Roderick) "Around 115 I guess, give or take. I wish I could be more helpful."
• (Owen Wilson) "Stop. Don't do that. You've been great. It's been terrific."
• (Brande Roderick) "Anything else?"
• (Ben Stiller) "I'm good."
• (Owen Wilson) "Yeah."
• (Ben Stiller) "Yeah."
• (Owen Wilson) "Thank you so much."

• (Ben Stiller) "This is a bad man. And this is what bad men do."
• (Elizabeth) "A pony?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "Happy bat Mitzvah baby, I love you."
• (Ben Stiller) "Hey there, little fella. You OK?"

• (Ben Stiller) "Hey there little fella. You okay?"

• (Ben Stiller) "Make him stop. Make him stop. Tell him to stop. Stop it."
• (George Cheung) "Throw more knives -- ALL THE TIME."
• (Fred Williamson) "Yes father, I shall throw many."

• (Ben Stiller) "Wrong answer, Big Earl."
• (Bartender) "Big Earl? I'm not Big Earl, I'm Jeff."
• (Owen Wilson) "Yeah, sure, no-one's who they say they are."
• (Bartender) "Seriously. Think about it, I'm not even big."
• (Owen Wilson) "Yeah, he's got a point."
• (Ben Stiller) "Maybe it's one of those ironic names like Tiny over in vice. He's like eight feet tall and everyone calls him Tiny."
• (Owen Wilson) "Except this guy's kind of normal size, he'd have to be a lot smaller for a name like Big Earl to be ironic."
• (Ben Stiller) "You don't have to be a midget, how tall are you?"
• (Bartender) "I don't know, 5'9"?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Well that is kind of?"
• (Owen Wilson) "It's borderline, it's average."

• (Ben Stiller) "Seriously, do it. Do it. Do it."
• (Vince Vaughn) "Listen, jackass. You either give me a ticket, or get the hell off this stage, you dig that?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys."
• (Ben Stiller) "Pop the trunk, Candyman."
• (Owen Wilson) "You heard him. Pop it."
• (Fred Williamson) "What the hell are you two doing?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Pop IT."

• (Ben Stiller) "Hey, do me a favor, tip your hat forward. Just tilt it forward. C'mon."
• (Owen Wilson) "No, I like it where it is."
• (Ben Stiller) "No, seriously, come on, do it. Do it."
• (Owen Wilson) "Will you -- will you stop with that. That voice makes you sound crazy."
• (Ben Stiller) "It does not make me sound crazy, it makes me sound like "Maury Finkle, founder of Finkle Fixtures, Biggest Lighting Fixture Chain in the Southland.""
• (Owen Wilson) "Ohhhh, it's a little voice and a character. You got a whole back story. That's good."
• (Ben Stiller) "Yeah, little touches, ya know, little touches, little details. Ya wanna make the character full, real."

• (Ben Stiller) "That's me in the leather jacket and tight jeans."

• (Ben Stiller) "I am not my MOTHER."

• (Ben Stiller) "Ow. Oh, mama. What is your problem?"

• (Ben Stiller) "Body of a caucasian male, apparently jumped from the Bay Street Bridge --"
• (Owen Wilson) "Well, actually there's no sign of impact so he was probably just dumped out at sea."
• (Ben Stiller) "Would you please not talk while I'm recording?"

• (Ben Stiller) "Biker bar, huh? What goes on down there?"
• (Snoop Dogg) "I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce, play darts -- whatever the hell else you white people do."

• (Ben Stiller) "Do it."

• (Ben Stiller) "Your nuts are mine Feldman, your nuts are mine."
• (Owen Wilson) "No they're not."
• (Owen Wilson) "Your nuts are yours, your nuts are yours."

• (Ben Stiller) "I'm just gonna take it slow for a while, get the feel of it."
• (Owen Wilson) "No, no, that's smart. Do that."
• (Owen Wilson) "Starsky."
• (Ben Stiller) "Hang on."
• (Owen Wilson) "No. No."
• (Ben Stiller) "Hang on. Woo."

• (Ben Stiller) "It was my mother she always used to say it was too much car for me to handle. I couldn't handle the V8."

• (Ben Stiller) "Stop shooting my car."

• (Ben Stiller) "I said, "Freeze.""

Vince Vaughn as Reese Feldman

• (Vince Vaughn) "Mmm -- why'd I'd get so lucky?"
• (Juliette Lewis) "I dunno -- I just love when you talk so tough --"
• (Vince Vaughn) "Of course you do baby, that's why you're my girlfriend on the side."

• (Vince Vaughn) "Ya know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said, "To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on.""

• (Vince Vaughn) "You know a lot about golf."
• (Snoop Dogg) "I know even more about grass."

• (Vince Vaughn) "If this s*** wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize."

• (Bat Mitzvah Singer) "Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth. We know that you will."
• (Vince Vaughn) "What's that supposed to mean?"

• (Vince Vaughn) "It's not a boat, it's a yacht."

• (Vince Vaughn) "Frankly, we're a little mimed out."

• (Vince Vaughn) "Goodbye, heroes."

• (Vince Vaughn) "Coke: It costs money. Planes: they cost money. This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces: it all costs money."
• (Vince Vaughn) "Do you think Kitty's free?"
• (Juliette Lewis) "What?"

Owen Wilson as Hutch

• (Owen Wilson) "Hey, how you doing? I'm Kansas and this is my little man, Toto."

• (Owen Wilson) "Look at all these cops. You really want to eat here?"
• (Ben Stiller) "It's a great place. Pop's? Come on. If you're one of the cops you eat at Pop's."

• (Owen Wilson) "You gotta be kidding me. No way."
• (Ben Stiller) "What?"
• (Owen Wilson) "A floater. Nothing harder to solve than a floater. No prints, body's usually bloated, it's next to impossible. All right, I say we push it out and hope the current pushes it down to the next precinct."
• (Ben Stiller) "Whoa, what are you doing?"
• (Owen Wilson) "Trust me, you're gonna thank me for this one."
• (Ben Stiller) "Hey, seriously stop it."
• (Owen Wilson) "The key is not to pop it. You gotta be very ginger."
• (Ben Stiller) "Hey."
• (Owen Wilson) "What are you doing?"
• (Ben Stiller) "I said drop the stick."
• (Owen Wilson) "You're gonna point a gun at me? Okay, fine, have it your way. If it's so important knock yourself out. What are you gonna solve anyway?"
• (Ben Stiller) "A murder. I'm gonna solve a murder."

• (Owen Wilson) "That ain't a kid, it's a tiny little man -- And he's got knives. god****."

• (Owen Wilson) "Willis, I'd like you to meet my new partner, David Starsky."
• (Ben Stiller) "Hi Willis."
• (Jeffrey Lorenzo) "Is this the dickweed you were telling me about?"
• (Owen Wilson) "Just shake his hand."

• (Owen Wilson) "Hey, there he is."
• (Jeffrey Lorenzo) "How's life at the clink treating you?"
• (Owen Wilson) "Not great. I got this new tight-assed partner they stuck me with, but hopefully it won't last too long."
• (Jeffrey Lorenzo) "So, you got that $20 you owe me?"
• (Owen Wilson) "20? Willis, I thought it was 5."
• (Jeffrey Lorenzo) "Hutch, that was my grandmother's birthday money."
• (Owen Wilson) "Come on, ease up, I just told you things aren't going great for me down at the precinct, you know, just back off a little. Can I get it to you on Thursday?"
• (Jeffrey Lorenzo) "No later than Thursday."
• (Owen Wilson) "No later than Thursday."

• (Owen Wilson) "BACKSTABBER. Yeah, don't ever work with David Starsky. He'll STABB YOU AT THE BACK."

• (Owen Wilson) "What, you've never run an errand on the clock before?"
• (Ben Stiller) "No, I happen to take care of my personal business after work. When the taxpayers aren't paying me to protect them."
• (Owen Wilson) "Give me a break. You've never stopped and bought yourself a cup of coffee?"
• (Ben Stiller) "I bring a thermos."

• (Owen Wilson) "What do you hear on the street these days, Huggy?"
• (Snoop Dogg) "Dig this. A little bird tells me there's gonna be a big coke deal in Bay City. One for the Guinness books. So they say."
• (Ben Stiller) "Interesting. Who would this little bird be?"
• (Snoop Dogg) "Look man. I lay it out for y'all to play it out."
• (Ben Stiller) "All right. What does that mean?"
• (Owen Wilson) "Don't worry about it."

• (Owen Wilson) "Whoa. Your stock just went up in my book, my friend. Pop the hood, let me see what you got under --"
• (Ben Stiller) "Hey. Hotshot. What do you think you're doing? This is a Ford Grand Torino. It's not some crappy camper slash apartment. There are rules."
• (Owen Wilson) "Okay, okay."
• (Ben Stiller) "You do not bang on the hood. You never under any circumstances drive. And you will certainly not put your coffee mug on the roof of the car. In fact, no coffee in the car whatsoever. Coffee goes on the ground, you get in the car, we go."

• (Owen Wilson) "What else can you tell me about the guys that hired you?"
• (George Cheung) "Not much. Couple of whiteys. Nice suits. They pay. I do job."
• (Owen Wilson) "What'd they look like?"
• (George Cheung) "I don't know. They're white. All you guys look alike to me."
• (Owen Wilson) "That's funny. All you guys look alike to us."

• (Owen Wilson) "Are you crying?"
• (Ben Stiller) "What's that?"
• (Ben Stiller) "No. I'm not crying. You're crying."
• (Owen Wilson) "It's okay to cry. People cry."
• (Ben Stiller) "That's great, but I'm not crying. I'm not a cryer. I don't cry. You know, I work out. I have hobbies."
• (Owen Wilson) "Come here."
• (Ben Stiller) "What?"
• (Owen Wilson) "Come here. I forgive you, all right?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Okay."
• (Owen Wilson) "Okay, that's probably enought."
• (Ben Stiller) "That's enough."
• (Owen Wilson) "All right?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Okay."
• (Owen Wilson) "Are we good?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Yeah, we're good."
• (Owen Wilson) "Because we got some people that want us dead."
• (Owen Wilson) "They took a shot at you. They tried to blow up my house, almost killed little Willis. We gotta do -- Now what?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Nothing. I'm just excited. Let's get these scumbags."

• (Owen Wilson) "Okay, let me ask you a question, which one do you want cause we're gonna stick to this?"
• (Ben Stiller) "I've always had a thing for blondes."
• (Owen Wilson) "Good, cause I'll take anything."

• (Owen Wilson) "Ruin me. He didn't care if he got ruined, that was the whole point of the episode."

• (Owen Wilson) "Are you crying?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Hmm?"
• (Owen Wilson) "Are you crying?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Am I crying? I'm not crying. You are."
• (Owen Wilson) "It's okay to cry. People cry."
• (Ben Stiller) "Well, I'm not like many people. I'm not a crier, I don't cry, I work out. I have a job, I have hobbies --"

George Cheung as Chau

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Har Mar Superstar as Dancin' Rick

• (Har Mar Superstar) "This floor is made for dancin', you can tell by the lights."

Snoop Dogg as Huggy Bear

• (Snoop Dogg) "I am an urban informer. I am not a snitch."
• (Ben Stiller) "Come on Huggy, what's the difference?"
• (Snoop Dogg) "A snitch wears a wire. A snitch is the scum of the information industry."

• (Snoop Dogg) "Look what the wind blew in."

• (Snoop Dogg) "Hutch, you'll have the usual?"
• (Owen Wilson) "You know it and make it a double."
• (Snoop Dogg) "Leon, get my a man a jack and tab. And double that."
• (Leon) "You got it boss."
• (Ben Stiller) "Hey, I'll get a seltzer with a little lime if you got it."
• (Snoop Dogg) "I don't got it."
• (Ben Stiller) "Or not. That's cool. I'm good."

• (Snoop Dogg) "Look man, this grass is Alabama Creepin' Bend, as opposed to Georgia Creepin' Bend. It's lighter."

• (Snoop Dogg) "Look here, Hutch, you gon' have to lay up off this juice. You done had too much to drink."
• (Owen Wilson) "Come on. I feel like a million bucks. I'm just laughing, having a good time."
• (Snoop Dogg) "Look man, it ain't even funny no more. There used to be a time around here when you peed on the wall, you did it outside."
• (Owen Wilson) "Lighten up. It's Friday night. Okay, it's a bar."
• (Snoop Dogg) "Hutch, it's Wednesday afternoon man. Snap out of it."

• (Snoop Dogg) "Dig this man. Someone once said: "To err is human, to forgive divine.""
• (Owen Wilson) "Tch. What idiot said that?"
• (Snoop Dogg) "I believe that was God; the greatest mack of all."

• (Snoop Dogg) "I found yo' nine-iron, bitch."

• (Snoop Dogg) "That's for putting hands on Huggy Bear. Nobody touches the Bear, you dig?"

Will Ferrell as Big Earl

• (Will Ferrell) "What are you wearing? Real quick, be honest."
• (Vince Vaughn) "What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?"
• (Will Ferrell) "Oh that's gorgeous."
• (Vince Vaughn) "You sick son of a bitch."
• (Will Ferrell) "Don't hang up. Don't hang up."

• (Will Ferrell) "I'll tell you what, I do like your blonde friend here. Let me see your belly button."
• (Owen Wilson) "No. Let's go."
• (Ben Stiller) "Hold on a second. The guy's obviously a freak. Just show him a little skin. Show him your stomach. Nobody's here."
• (Will Ferrell) "Are we cool?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Yes, we're cool."
• (Will Ferrell) "Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. It's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too. I just got a little more brown sugar on mine."

• (Will Ferrell) "You are a very convincing dragon."

• (Will Ferrell) "Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird -- Two dragons."

Fred Williamson as Toby

• (Fred Williamson) "You've robbed 7 bookies over the past 6 months. You haven't filed a report, turned in any money; you haven't even arrested anybody."
• (Owen Wilson) "How can I arrest them? They'll know I'm a cop."
• (Ben Stiller) "Oh, I wouldn't worry. I don't think you're in any danger for being mistaken for a real cop."
• (Owen Wilson) "Oh really? Hey, why don't you do me a favor and go get yourself another perm and let the grown-ups talk."
• (Ben Stiller) "For your information, my hair is naturally curly."
• (Owen Wilson) "No it's not."
• (Ben Stiller) "Yes it is."
• (Owen Wilson) "That's a perm job all the way."
• (Ben Stiller) "TOUCH IT."
• (Fred Williamson) "Hey. Why are you touching him? Jesus. You know something? You two deserve each other. Make nice. You two are partners."

Jason Bateman as Kevin

• (Jason Bateman) "Tonight's second winner: Number 1-1-7."
• (Monix) "Right on. Yeah."
• (Owen Wilson) "Yee-ha. Whoo. Yes. Thank you very much."
• (Ben Stiller) "Sit now. Do it."
• (Ben Stiller) "Do it."
• (Owen Wilson) "The big man has just hit the mother lode. Old Shakes McGinty did it. Yes. Unbelievable."
• (Ben Stiller) "This is incredible."
• (Owen Wilson) "I'm a rich man, and I'm gonna kiss you."

Juliette Lewis as Kitty

• (Juliette Lewis) "Don't stress. Just relax."
• (Vince Vaughn) "I don't understand man, I don't understand. You can lose keys, ya know, you can lose your wallet. How -- how do you lose a plane?"
• (Terrence Meyers) "Reese, come on. What do you want me to do? You got three out of four planes in. That's still a lot of coke."
• (Vince Vaughn) "Now, see that? That's the kind of winning attitude that's gonna take this enterprise straight to the top."

Chris Penn as Manetti

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