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Stewie Loves Lois Quotes

Stewie Loves Lois is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Stewie Loves Lois ended its run in 1970.

Stewie Loves Lois Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Oh my God. What's happening to me? I'm like that Texas woman who gave her son brain damage by holding him under water."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm just like Barbara Bush."
  • (Unnamed) "Peter, my God, you look terrible. What happened?"
  • (Unnamed) "I was raped."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "Doctor Hartman violated me. He took my innocence."
  • (Unnamed) "W-What?"
  • (Unnamed) "Peter, that's a prostate exam. It's an important part of a physical for men your age."
  • (Unnamed) "You sound just like him."
  • (Unnamed) "f***in' idiot."
  • (Unnamed) "Stewie loves Lois."
  • (Unnamed) "Brian loves Olympia Dukakis."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh yeah, I do."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, it is so hard to find funny women, and you are hilarious. Oh, you're like a female Bonnie Hunt."
  • (Unnamed) "Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Momma? Momma? Momma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? Mommy? Momma? Momma? Momma?"
  • (Unnamed) "WHAT?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hi --"
  • (Unnamed) "I am gonna sue that bastard and make him pay out the ass. No ifs, ands or buts. I'm gonna be real anal about this."
  • (Unnamed) "Sphincter."
  • (Unnamed) "What the hell was that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Mr. Griffin, that was a prostate exam."
  • (Unnamed) "Shut up. You had your finger in my ass."

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