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Stick It Quotes

Stick It is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Stick It completed its run in 1970.

It features Gail Lyon as producer, Michael Simpson (producer) in charge of musical score, and Daryn Okada as head of cinematography.

Stick It is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Stick It is 103 minutes long. Stick It is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Missy Peregrym as Haley Graham, John Patrick Amedori as Poot, Kellan Lutz as Frank, Vanessa Lengies as Joanne, Nikki SooHoo as Wei Wei Yong, Maddy Curley as Mina Hoyt, Jeff Bridges as Burt Vickerman, Tarah Paige as Tricia Skilken, Jon Gries as Brice Graham, Julie Warner as Mrs. Charis, Gia Carides as Alice Graham, and John Kapelos as Chris DeFrank.

Stick It Quotes

Julie Warner as Mrs. Charis

  • (Julie Warner) "May I help you?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "May we?"
  • (Julie Warner) "A coach who's a has-been doesn't coach champions; he just makes more has-beens."

Missy Peregrym as Haley Graham

  • (Missy Peregrym) "Dude, she's hot."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "What? You don't think she's hot? I think she's hot."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Dude, she has an apple butt."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "A what?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "An apple butt."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "I'm not the one selling tickets to the Olympic podium, Burt."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "There are things you wish for before big moments. I wish my friends were here. God, I wish my parents were different. I wish there was someone who got what was happening, and could just look at me and tell me that we weren't crazy. That we weren't being stupid. Someone to say "I'm proud of you, and I got your back. No matter what.""
  • (Missy Peregrym) "I'm so jealous of Joanne that I've actually already memorized her preschool beam routine."
  • (Dorrie) "Hey, easy. I choreographed that routine."
  • (Dorrie) "Your secret is safe with me."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Can you believe this? Did you see it?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Yeah, I saw it. Are you -- totally covered in soda, or what?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Oh, yeah, great. Thank you."
  • (Kellan Lutz) "I'm so pissed at that kid. We were totally gonna throw drinks on you. I feel so upstaged."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "I mean, what? They think they can just hate on you like that?"
  • (Kellan Lutz) "I know. Dude, who do they think they are?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "They're fakers, that's who. I can't stand fake Haley-haters."
  • (Kellan Lutz) "It's a bloody outrage, I tell ya."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "We hate Haley more, people, so get in line."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Would you shut up?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Can't I be upset?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Can I go compete now?"
  • (Kellan Lutz) "Can I eat? I'm so hungry."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Let's get some nachos."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Yeah, um, you've got a lot of people going to the Olympics. Just curious, what country will they be representing? The state of delusion?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "As we got our totally fake first place medals, I realized. Gymnastics wasn't there to judge me, or diss me. Only I could do that. I couldn't look back and think it was about the judges or the parents or the coaches at all. It was about us. And for us. And that felt totally first place real to me."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "This isn't the first time I've made out with law enforcement. We've kinda had this ongoing flirtation. We've been on some dates. You know, broken up, got back together. But honestly, until now, I haven't been ready for anything steady."
  • (Officer Ferguson) "You're pushing it, Haley."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "But you know, people change. And I felt like maybe I was ready for a more serious courtship."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Meet the court."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Mina, right?"
  • (Maddy Curley) "Yeah, Mina."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Mina, put down the phone."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Can you tell Joanne that I'm gonna take over and do a real dismount?"
  • (Maddy Curley) "Joanne, Haley's on the phone. She says she's gonna do a real dismount."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "I heard her, thank you."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "How about a double back?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "You will not throw a double back without training it first, Haley."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Close your eyes."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Over my dead body."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "A little CPR might do you good."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Haley."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "I heard you were strict about diet, but this is just rude."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Hey, you piss where I eat, you don't eat."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Oh, but you do? Does this mean you're eating my piss? Cause that's disgusting."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "V -- G -- A. Otherwise known as the Vickerman Gymnastics Academy. There's only one thing worse than having no control over your life. It's being forced to live it with people who hate you. And I was suddenly the filling in the middle of an 'I-Hate-You' sandwich. Meet the bread."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Ladies, read my mind. Read my mind, ladies."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Burt Vickerman used to whip up the best gymnasts west of the Mississippi. That is, until his gym started producing more injuries than champions. We'd never met, and I'd been hoping to keep it that way."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Is my mind saying 'relax'? Maybe you can read my mind, and it's completely lost. Have I lost my mind? Is that why you're staring off into space?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Ah. Join us."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "What is she doing here?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Joanne Charis. Four time National Team member. Five time National Haley-Hater. Why all the hate? Well, when you walk out on Worlds and lose Team USA some team gold, it's not personal. It's national. And in the world of gymnastics, hating me was practically a sport, in and of itself."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "The only reason I'm doing these tricks is because somebody somewhere said "I don't care if this is nuts, and I don't care if it hurts. I'm doing it. I'm gonna climb this insanely high mountain. Watch me". And when you're the first to climb a new mountain in gymnastics, they name it after you. A Geinger. A Rulfova. A Tchusovitina. A Shaposhnikova. They all rocked. And we salute you."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Wait. Do you have a license to practice gymnastics?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "It was revoked. Get it."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "It's the same old Championships, but I am a totally different person. And even though I'm pretty sure I'll be judged for who I was and not who I am, I know I have to face this. Four events and four judges per event. That's sixteen judges ready to tell us just how badly we suck. Sixteen people ready to tell us just how perfect we're not. But here we are, chasing perfection. The problem is, perfection doesn't exist. But just try telling that to the judges."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Maybe I should just tell 'em to stick it."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Oh, yeah. Like you know how to stick it."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Uh, my feet were glued."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Yeah, to a high speed bus."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "You're the one that told me to floor it."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Yeah, you floored it, all right."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Elite gymnastics is like Navy SEALs, only harder. There are like, 2000 Navy SEALs, but there are only like, 200 elite gymnasts. I guess that's because most kids would rather have a life than spend six hours a day training tricks that could kill you. Look, don't be fooled by the leotards, people. The things gymnasts do make Navy SEALs look like wusses. And we do them without a gun."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Can you imagine making it all the way to Worlds and walking out? It's totally insane."
  • (Nikki SooHoo) "I heard she was tanking her double pikes in warm-ups. I think she just choked."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "I can hear you. and I'll kill you."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "You're new. You can make a splash. Let it rip."
  • (Maddy Curley) "Let what rip?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Make the judges look. I'm not talking about putting a cute little smile on your face as if they're doing you a favor. Make them look. If you're gonna eat mat, you're gonna eat mat hard. Don't play it safe. You gotta throw your best tricks as hard as you can."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "I'm so glad we picked her. I'm so glad we picked her."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Picked her?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Listen, I'll stay on one condition."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Oh, this I gotta hear. Does it involve you and self-imposed silence?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Tricia. I didn't mean to wreck your Worlds. Mine was disintegrating, and I wrote you a note apologizing. I don't know if you"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "got it or not."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Wow."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Deja jealous, Haley? Bring back memories? We trained together at DeFrank's for how long?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "That would be -- too long."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "And he'd give you so much attention because -- you sucked."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Right. Yeah, I sucked my way to Worlds. Glad to see you haven't lost your love of accuracy, Joanne."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Well, at least I didn't make it all the way to Worlds and um,"
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "choke."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Here. Let me show you how, you little --"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Gymnastics tells you 'no' all day long. It mocks you over and over again, telling you that you're an idiot. That you're crazy. If you like running full speed towards a stationary object, vault's for you. If you like peeling pieces of skin the size of quarters off your hands, bars is for you. Because the only thing more fun than rips, is when your rips get rips. It's super sexy. And floor? Are you serious? I mean, who doesn't wanna parade around in a leotard getting wedgies and doing dorky choreography? It's delicious. If you like falling, then gymnastics is the sport for you. You get to fall on your face, your ass, your back, your knees and your pride. Good thing I didn't like falling. I loved it."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Stop being so nasty, Joanne."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "It's not called gym-nice-stics."

Jeff Bridges as Burt Vickerman

  • (Jeff Bridges) "You gonna be ready soon?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Yup."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "You gonna hurt yourself?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Probably."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Just don't get any blood on the equipment."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Too late."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Listen, I don't suppose college gymnastics is on your To-Do list, right?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Correct. College gymnastics is one big fat To-Don't."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "That rule is ancient."
  • (Head Vault Judge) "Apparently, so is her bra."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "I just want you to know --"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "What?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "That, uh -- I'm so, uh --"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Don't."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "No, no, no, no, no. I'm so -- proud to be your coach. Now don't you dare hold back. And floor it."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Haley, don't do this again. Let's go back in there and finish this meet. Come on. Don't bail again. Finish this meet. Finish it for yourself."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "For me? Yeah, you know, you said something about the fact that this was about me. You know, helping me, my freedom. You forgot to tell me about the part you were cashing in on it."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Haley, I meant everything I said. I never lied to you."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Everything you said was an insurance policy to get those fat checks from my father."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Haley, you're not leaving like this. You're gonna go back in there, finish this meet. Don't make this another Worlds. Don't do it, don't bail."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "You don't know the first thing about Worlds."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "All right, fine. I give up. You know, we gave it a shot. I'm gonna talk to your father. Maybe you should go back to Chris DeFrank's."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Chris DeFrank's? You want me to go back to DeFrank's?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Well, you don't listen to me. You know? Clearly you listened to him long enough for --"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Yeah, long enough to hook up with my mom."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Long enough for him to -- rip my family apart."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Oh, hey. When did, when did you find this out?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Before floor -- At Worlds."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Aw, Haley, I -- I had no idea. I'm sorry."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "You didn't owe it to me to be a decent coach. You owed it to me to be a decent human being."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "This is not the real world. This is my world. You don't have to like me or like it here, but you do have to respect it."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Respect? Is this how you respect people? I mean, you throw 'em over a shoulder and violate their personal space?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Way to stick it. Next time you should stick out your tongue, too."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "I would, but my coach likes it when I control my tricks."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "You're popping your clutch, losing traction."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "I'm not popping s***."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Are you sure?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "I'm so sure I'm practically deodorant."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Haley?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Ouch."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "These yours?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Go get changed, warm up and join vault rotation."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Uh, sorry. I accidentally burned all my leotards last year. Hope this is okay."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Joanne, I need you to lend Haley your team leo for the Classic."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Ew. Unsanitary."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Joanne, pack your bags. Lacey, I need you to lend Haley your leo for the Classic."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Yes."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Your bra was sticking out."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "One tenth off, because her bra was sticking out."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Haley, I'm not gonna tell you to play it safe, cause I'd be wasting my time. You wanna throw hard tricks, throw hard tricks. When you wanna control them, see me."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Okay, boys, time to go."
  • (Kellan Lutz) "We're cool, man. Thanks."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Come on. I mean, even prisons have visiting hours."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Yeah, and they're scaring the, the mini-vans out of the moms next door."
  • (Kellan Lutz) "Please, those mommies were totally hitting on us."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hitting on us ? Mommies and me, dude. Mommies and me."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "It's the devil's candy, boys. Trust me. Say good-bye."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "I haven't had four girls qualify for Championships in a long time."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Define long."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Actually, I haven't had four girls qualify -- ever."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Are you gonna cry?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "No, I'm not gonna cry. It's just, it's, it's, it's a nice thing. It's beautiful. Jesus, Hay."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "What? You can cry. It doesn't make you any less of a man, Vicky. Come on, I won't tell the parents."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Why not an in house competition?"
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Because we no long need-o."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Let's get back to work, ladies. No killing Haley in her sleep."

John Patrick Amedori as Poot

  • (John Patrick Amedori) "I'm Poot, and this is my hetero life mate, Frank. And we are here to be your hosts for this evening, because we are going out. Ow."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "No, we aren't. We have work-outs to finish."
  • (Maddy Curley) "Who died and made you Nadia?"
  • (Nikki SooHoo) "Come on, Joanne, you know we wanna go."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "We can't just leave. Championships are three weeks away. Our routines need to be perfect."
  • (Kellan Lutz) "Put some clothes on and get in the truck. We're going out."
  • (Maddy Curley) "Come on."
  • (Nikki SooHoo) "Yeah."
  • (Kellan Lutz) "Come on. Can you speak?"
  • (Kellan Lutz) "Can you do anything besides gymnastics?"
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Okay. Anything to get out of this 'tard. That's 'leotard' without the 'leo', in case you were wondering."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Why do girls wear so much glitter and clippage in their hair? I mean, that is some uptight friggin' hair, right?"
  • (Kellan Lutz) "And how do those leotards not ride up their butts?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Oh, yeah."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Tuff-Skin."
  • (Kellan Lutz) "Aw. They have ass calluses?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "No. It's just this sticky stuff you spray on your butt so the leotard doesn't ride up."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Can I get that job? I wanna be Tuff-Skin."
  • (Kellan Lutz) "Hey. What would happen if you put some of that Tuff-Skin stuff, on tough skin?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Your head would stick to your butt."
  • (Kellan Lutz) "Why would my head stick to my butt?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Cause your head's already up there. Ahh."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Don't worry, Frank. My head's up my butt, too. Far."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Did you catch that?"
  • (Kellan Lutz) "What, that I'm totally her favorite?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Dude, why do you always gotta bite my moment? It taste good?"
  • (Kellan Lutz) "Delicious."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Dude, how did we not know about this sport?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "So, uh, why are you buying a dress?"
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Because you're taking me to your prom."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Well, shouldn't you be buying a tux? Just kidding. We can both wear dresses."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Don't worry, I'll totally shave."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Too much rock for one hand, baby."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "This casa's not su casa, no way."
  • (Stussy) "Get out."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "There's like 6 other empty pools."
  • (Stussy) "That aren't as deep."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "You're not that good."

Maddy Curley as Mina Hoyt

  • (Maddy Curley) "We're warming up Yourchenkos."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Super. I'm going for a 'Butt-ahara'."
  • (Devon) "You mean a Tsukahara?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "No, I mean a 'Butt-ahara'."
  • (Maddy Curley) "Oh, my god. I'm the new vault champ."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "I know. And I loved not going. I mean, if we chose the winner on every event, we could actually control the results for once."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Oh my God, you're right. Since when are you brilliant?"
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "I don't know. Since now?"
  • (Maddy Curley) "You were amazing. You'll win floor at event finals for sure."
  • (Nastia Liukin) "No. I didn't even qualify."
  • (Maddy Curley) "That is so lame."
  • (Tarah Paige) "Boohoo. Stop whining."
  • (Nastia Liukin) "Diva."
  • (Maddy Curley) "Devil."
  • (Maddy Curley) "Deja jealous, Joanne?"

Tarah Paige as Tricia Skilken

  • (Tarah Paige) "What do you think, huh Wei Wei? Beat that."
  • (Nikki SooHoo) "Oh, I'm so shaking things up."
  • (Tarah Paige) "Go ahead, scratch. You're all zeros anyways."
  • (Tarah Paige) "Game Over."

Vanessa Lengies as Joanne

  • (Vanessa Lengies) "If you get on this tramp, you will have a cardiovasectomy. I will have a cardiovasectomy. Think about your weenis."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Poot? I wanted a pink corsage. But white will work."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Is this how you feel when you watch my routines?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Uh, yeah."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "I am so sorry."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "What'd I miss? -- Just kidding."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Vick? Can we retire the old long-sleeved competition leos?"
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "I have a Constitutional right to bear arms."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "You know, I would be nervous if I were you, too. The judge on the end is a tumbling tyrant. You even think about under rotating, she'll deduct. I know. The one next to her? Obsessive compulsive about handstands. I'm talking hit your vertical or die, ladies. And please, please for me, watch out for the vault dick on the end. If you don't stick it, you pretty much don't exist. Am I right, Haley?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "You still pimping that speech?"
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "I don't know what you're talking about."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "When is your prom? I need time, dates, transportation. And you better be getting me a corsage."
  • (Kellan Lutz) "Are you kidding me? She's a bitch."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Dude."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "What?"
  • (Kellan Lutz) "You heard me, Miss Bossy Booty. I don't like how you act."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Dude, I totally hate you right now."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "See, what Frank is really trying to say is, um, it would be my honor."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "You think I'm a bitch?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "No. Yeah, kinda, I do. But, I don't have the problem with it that Frank does. I mean, he's gay."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Call me."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Stalk you."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Did she just scratch?"
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "She should get at least two tenths deducted for that hair."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Or not."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "Don't you see what she's doing? She wants you to do your hardest tricks because she knows you'll mess up. She's been practicing that stuff in old gym for weeks now. She's trying to get you guys to mess up so she can win the prize money. Duh."
  • (Vanessa Lengies) "What do they have that we don't have?"
  • (Nikki SooHoo) "Uh, lives."
  • (Maddy Curley) "Time?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Boobs."

Gia Carides as Alice Graham

  • (Gia Carides) "I need to talk to you about coming back and training with Chris. Doesn't look good having you training with somebody else."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "No."
  • (Gia Carides) "Hey, hey, hey. You owe Chris some respect."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "I don't respect people who don't respect me."
  • (Gia Carides) "And I suppose you think Burt Vickerman respects you?"
  • (Missy Peregrym) "Yeah, actually. I do."
  • (Gia Carides) "The only thing Burt Vickerman respects is money. He cares about cash and cashing in. And if your daddy hadn't paid him off, you'd be sitting at Texas Military Academy right now."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "What do you mean, 'Paid him off'? Everybody there pays."
  • (Gia Carides) "Your daddy called every elite gym in the country; nobody wanted you. Honey, your dad is paying four times what every other girl there is paying."
  • (Gia Carides) "You thought he was on your side? He only has one side. His."
  • (Gia Carides) "Phyllis?"
  • (Julie Warner) "Alice."
  • (Gia Carides) "How are you?"
  • (Julie Warner) "Did you have work done?"
  • (Gia Carides) "You look great. I'll see you later?"
  • (Julie Warner) "Thanks."
  • (Gia Carides) "We'll talk later?"
  • (Julie Warner) "That's not an answer."

Jon Gries as Brice Graham

  • (Jon Gries) "You used to be such a good kid."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "That's so interesting. You used to be a good dad. Guess we're even."

Kellan Lutz as Frank

  • (Kellan Lutz) "Yo, let me use your phone."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Why? It's gonna be done by the time anyone gets here."
  • (Kellan Lutz) "I'm not gonna call anyone. I'm gonna take some shots of the blood."
  • (Kellan Lutz) "Hey guys? I have a gut feeling something bad's gonna happen."
  • (Missy Peregrym) "What?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "What do you mean, dude?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Oh, dude. keep it over there."
  • (Kellan Lutz) "What's up your butt?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "What'd you say about my butt?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Whatever it is, it's sideways."

John Kapelos as Chris DeFrank

  • (John Kapelos) "Hey, Burt, how ya doing? Good job today. That Haley is a handful, isn't she?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "What do you mean?"
  • (John Kapelos) "Oh, come on, Burt. I built that kid. I mean, you can glom on for the ride, but everyone knows who built her. Make no mistake, buddy."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Yeah, that 'kid', that kid is here in spite of you, Chris."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "You're kidding."
  • (John Kapelos) "You know, if I didn't have four girls competing tomorrow, I'd kick your ass just for thinking you had to do with her."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Well, she might not have medaled, but at least she can still walk, right? Good job, Burt."

Nikki SooHoo as Wei Wei Yong

  • (Nikki SooHoo) "You wanna win the purse, we get it."
  • (Maddy Curley) "Yeah. Hope we ate mat hard enough for you."

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