Storks (film) Quotes

Storks (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Storks ended in 1970.

It features Mychael Danna; Jeff Danna in charge of musical score, and Simon Dunsdon as head of cinematography.

Storks (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Storks (film) is 87 minutes long. Storks (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Katie Crown as Tulip, Ty Burrell as Hunter, Stephen Kramer Glickman as Pigeon Toady, Danny Trejo as Jasper, Jennifer Aniston as Sarah Gardner, and Anton Starkman as Nate Gardner.

Storks (film) Quotes

Ty Burrell as Hunter

• (Ty Burrell) "Don't worry, she's with penguins. There are whole documentaries about how great they are at baby-sitting."

• (Ty Burrell) "We can't let it get out that we accidentally made a baby."

• (Ty Burrell) "Junior, I saved this company by getting out of babies and into package delivery. Monday, it'll all be yours, barring some monumental screw-up --"

• (Ty Burrell) "It's an image old as time: a baby swaddled in white delivered by the stork. How quaint. But you'll find here on Stork Mountain we take baby delivery seriously. I'm here to finally unveil our new and improved Human Infant Production Facility. We have perfected and streamlined the process, devising a zero-mistake work flow. Using the most cutting edge technology coupled with over 75 years of hard worn experience, our new process has been described as: perfect, precise, flawless, ideal, immaculate, no problemo, error proofed, too good to fail, the opposite of the Titanic. We work hard just so you can hear the four most precious words in human language, "Goo-goo, ga-ga." So when you're looking for a baby delivery you can count The Stork Delivery Service. Make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver."
• (Ty Burrell) "What was that?"
• (Ty Burrell) "Oh no."
• (Katie Crown) "My bad."

• (Ty Burrell) "Look at that sunrise. How can you not look at it."
• (Junior) "If I go blind, it's worth it."

• (Ty Burrell) "You idiot, how could you think this was an address?"
• (Junior) "I thought it was a gentrified neighborhood --"

• (Ty Burrell) "Junior, you know why I built my office entirely out of glass even though birds can't see glass?"
• (Junior) "I do not."
• (Ty Burrell) "Power move."

• (Ty Burrell) "Do you know why we stopped delivering babies?"
• (Junior) "Because there are other ways of making babies?"

Katie Crown as Tulip

• (Junior) "My old nemesis: glass."
• (Katie Crown) "Birds can't see glass."

• (Junior) "Come on, fellows. we have finally delivered Tulip."
• (Katie Crown) "Junior, where are you going? Come on. We're having a group photo."
• (Junior) "No. I don't want to."
• (Katie Crown) "Oh, come on."
• (Katie Crown) "I know you love it."

• (Alpha Wolf) "Wolf Pack, form of wolf boat."
• (Katie Crown) "Are you kidding me?"

• (Junior) "Orphan Tulip?"
• (Katie Crown) "Tulip is just fine, Orphan hurts my heart."

• (Katie Crown) "If this baby finds her family, then maybe I can find mine."

• (Katie Crown) "Look at the baby."
• (Junior) "NO. Just a brief exposure to baby cuteness can ruin your life."
• (Junior) "Awwww."

• (Junior) "Suck it, wolves."
• (Alpha Wolf) "Wolf Pack, form of wolf bridge."
• (Junior) "What is happening?"
• (Katie Crown) "The wolves are forming a suspension bridge."
• (Junior) "How is that possible?"
• (Katie Crown) "I don't know."

Jennifer Aniston as Sarah Gardner

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Stephen Kramer Glickman as Pigeon Toady

• (Stephen Kramer Glickman) "Check out my girlfriend. She's in Canada. She migrated, she's not made up. Look at her, look at her. She exists, bro."

• (Stephen Kramer Glickman) "Good bye, bro. How do you like me now?"

• (Stephen Kramer Glickman) "Powder?"
• (Stephen Kramer Glickman) "BABY POWDER. Homing pigeon powers activate."

Anton Starkman as Nate Gardner

• (Anton Starkman) "Where did you get me? -- Why are you laughing? What's the joke?"

Danny Trejo as Jasper

• (Junior) "Is it always like this?"
• (Danny Trejo) "What can I say? I'm always sad."

• (Danny Trejo) "My baby."

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