Stormbreaker (film) Quotes

Stormbreaker (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Stormbreaker ended its run in 1970.

It features Marc Samuelson; Peter Samuelson; Steve Christian as producer, Alan Parker (musician) in charge of musical score, and Chris Seager as head of cinematography.

Stormbreaker (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Stormbreaker (film) is 93 minutes long. Stormbreaker (film) is distributed by Entertainment Film Distributors, and The Weinstein Company.

The cast includes: Ashley Walters as Alex Rider, Damian Lewis as Yassen Gregorovich, Bill Nighy as Alan Blunt, Missi Pyle as Nadia Vole, Stephen Fry as Mr. Smithers, and Alicia Silverstone as Jack Starbright.

Stormbreaker (film) Quotes

Ashley Walters as Alex Rider

• (Unnamed) "It reminds me of myself."
• (Ashley Walters) "It's 99 percent water, has no brains and no anus."
• (Unnamed) "I think I'm going to like you."

• (Ashley Walters) "What about me?"
• (Damian Lewis) "I had no instruction concerning you."

• (Ashley Walters) "This isn't over."
• (Damian Lewis) "Yes, Alex, it is. Go back to school. You don't belong to the same world as me. You should forget about me."
• (Ashley Walters) "I'll never forget you."
• (Damian Lewis) "That's your choice."

• (Ashley Walters) "What is this place? Hogwarts?"

• (Ashley Walters) "Mr. Grin, can you hear me?"
• (Ashley Walters) "Mr. Grin?"
• (Ashley Walters) "Ok, Mr. Grin, I want you to take me to London as fast as you can."

• (Ashley Walters) "I get gadgets?"

• (Ashley Walters) "I'm too young to die."
• (Unnamed) "You're never too young to die."

• (Unnamed) "Darrius Smell. That's what they called me. Do you know why they called me that?"
• (Ashley Walters) "Because you didn't wash?"

• (Ashley Walters) "You're going to kill thousands of innocent people."
• (Unnamed) "No, no, of course not. I'll kill millions."

• (Ashley Walters) "What kind of people are you?"
• (Bill Nighy) "Ones that normally get their way."

• (Ashley Walters) "If this is what you do to the winner, I'd hate to see how you treat the runner up."

Stephen Fry as Mr. Smithers

• (Stephen Fry) "Don't do that."
• (Ashley Walters) "Why, is it dangerous?"
• (Stephen Fry) "No, it's very annoying."

Bill Nighy as Alan Blunt

• (Bill Nighy) "We want you to work for us."
• (Ashley Walters) "You're not being serious."
• (Bill Nighy) "Actually, it's not my habit to make jokes."
• (Ashley Walters) "Well, you're making one now. I don't want to be a spy. In case you haven't noticed, I'm still at school."

Missi Pyle as Nadia Vole

• (Missi Pyle) "You are ze first child to experience ze power -- ze vorld domination, of ze Stormbreaker. Zis model has already been loaded vis highly developed programs for all aspects of ze school curricular."
• (Ashley Walters) "Does it have pinball?"
• (Missi Pyle) "Zere ist no "pinballs"."

Alicia Silverstone as Jack Starbright

• (Alicia Silverstone) "What the heck are you doing? That's Ian's stuff."

• (Alicia Silverstone) "Is it just me or are those bankers weird?"

• (Alicia Silverstone) "I met the most amazing guy down at the fish market today."
• (Alicia Silverstone) "You know what the problem with this country is, though? Every good-looking guy is either gay or married. Except for you, but you're too young."

Damian Lewis as Yassen Gregorovich

• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry. I won't do that again."
• (Damian Lewis) "No, you won't."

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