Storyteller (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Storyteller (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Storyteller completed its run in 1970.

Storyteller (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Are you still filming me? Stop."
• (Unnamed) "But it's a valuable record. A-An important document for the ages. "A Slayer in Action.""
• (Unnamed) ""A Nerd in Pain." Would they like that? 'Cause we could do that."

• (Unnamed) "It's morning in Sunnydale, and the women of Command Central take the time to fortify themselves for the day ahead."
• (Unnamed) "Hey."
• (Unnamed) "Women and Xander. Hey, I'm gonna do your special intro later. "The man who is the heart of the Slayer Machine.""
• (Unnamed) "Yeah? The heart?"
• (Unnamed) "Things are tense in Command Central this morning. Buffy is clearly concerned with some unknown danger, and the air is filled with foreboding."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, um, w-we're out of Raisin Bran."
• (Unnamed) "I'll put it on the list."
• (Unnamed) "That's probably not the unknown danger."

• (Unnamed) "Buffy and Spike have some kind of history: you can feel the heat between them. Although, technically, as a vampire, he's room temperature."

• (Unnamed) "It's like all the Hellmouth's energy's trying to escape from that one little spot, and it's getting all --"
• (Unnamed) "Focusy."
• (Unnamed) "Careful. You'er starting to speak like me, now."

• (Unnamed) "For God's sakes, Andrew, you've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?"
• (Unnamed) "Entertaining and educating."
• (Unnamed) "Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?"

• (Unnamed) "I thought I told you to piss off with this bloody camera, yet here you are again with that thing in my face. Would you sod off before I rip your throat out and eat y --"
• (Unnamed) "Uh, Spike? The light was kind of behind you."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, right. Uh -- What, is this better, then?; I thought I told you to piss off with that bloody camera; here you are again with that thing in my face. Would you sod off -?"

• (Unnamed) "Check out Spike and the principal -- there's something going on there. Sexual tension you could cut with a knife."

• (Unnamed) "Get out of my brain."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, here's something I think you're going to be interested in, gentle viewers."
• (Unnamed) "Look at the fine work Xander did on replacing that window sash. You can't even tell it's new, it blends in so well. He's extraordinary."

• (Unnamed) "We're fugitives, haunted by our past, tormented by a message we don't understand."
• (Unnamed) "We're hunted men, driven mad by forces beyond our understanding."
• (Unnamed) "We're men of hidden power, tortured from within by-by a voice out of nowhere."
• (Unnamed) "I don't deserve this. I wasn't even that evil."
• (Unnamed) "I thought you were evil."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah?"
• (Unnamed) "Sure. I respected your ideas for-for evil projects, and I thought you had good follow-through."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Well, thanks. It's nice that you noticed."

• (Unnamed) "Did you get the knife?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. It wasn't easy. I had to meet this demon guy who sells all kinds of weird weapons and stuff."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, show me."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I didn't buy them, but, there were poison arrows, and this sort of collapsible sword --"
• (Unnamed) "Show me the knife."

• (Unnamed) "If we don't save the world, then -- nothing matters."
• (Unnamed) "That's catchy, Amanda. Let's make that our slogan."

• (Unnamed) "This whole thing; whole thing; is being orchestrated by something called "The First." It's made up of all the evil in the whole world. Oh, there's also, uh, these guys. Uh, they-they-they work for The First. We don't know much about them except for they're very ugly and they're very mobile for blind people."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, hello, there, gentle viewers. You caught me catching up on an old favorite. It's wonderful to get lost in a story, isn't it? Adventure and heroics and discovery: don't they just take you away? Come with me now, if you will, gentle viewers. Join me on a new voyage of the mind. A little tale I like to call: Buffy, Slayer of the Vampyrs."

• (Unnamed) "Here's the thing. I killed my best friend. There's a big fight coming, and I don't know what's gonna happen. I don't even think I'm gonna live through it. That's, uh, probably the way it should be."

• (Unnamed) "You have visions?"
• (Unnamed) "Sometimes."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Well, how do you know that they're not just dreams?"
• (Unnamed) "You're running to catch the bus naked? That's a dream. Army of vicious vampire creatures? That's a vision. Also, I was awake."
• (Unnamed) "I bus to where?"

• (Unnamed) "But the story needs to be told."
• (Unnamed) "Birds need to fly, and girls need to use the toilet, and why were you videotaping yourself, anyway? Sounds like kinky business to me."
• (Unnamed) "The world's gonna want to know about Buffy. It's a story of ultimate triumph, tainted with the bitterness for what's been lost in the struggle. It's a legacy for future generations."
• (Unnamed) "If there are any. Buffy seems to think that this apocalypse is going to actually be, you know, apocalyptic. I think your, your story seems pretty pointless."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. I was gonna interview you later today, 'cause, you know, your unique perspective on the whole thing. Give it editorial balance and, uh, glamour --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, well, balance is important. People don't always take that into account. I could bring that to you. Absolutely."

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