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Strange Brew Quotes

Strange Brew is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Strange Brew completed its run in 1970.

It features Louis M. Silverstein as producer, Charles Fox (composer) in charge of musical score, and Steven Poster as head of cinematography.

Strange Brew is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Strange Brew is 90 minutes long. Strange Brew is distributed by MGM.2FUA_Entertainment.

The cast includes: Rick Moranis as Bob McKenzie, Rick Moranis as Bob MacKenzie, Dave Thomas as Doug McKenzie, Angus MacInnes as Jean LaRose, Max von Sydow as Brewmeister Smith, Len Doncheff as Jack Hawkland, Tom Harvey as The Inspector, and Lynne Griffin as Pam Elsinore.

Strange Brew Quotes

Rick Moranis as Bob McKenzie

  • (Rick Moranis) "Fleshy-headed mutant. Are you friendly?"
  • (Dave Thomas) "No way, eh? Ra- -- radiation has made -- me an enemy of civilization."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Alpha Base. This is Bob McKenzie. I have a fleshy-headed mutant in sector 16B."
  • (Dave Thomas) "Ahhh. Take off, you hoser."
  • (Rick Moranis) "I was like a one-man army, like Charlton Heston in "Omega Man." You ever see it? Beauty."
  • (Rick Moranis) "He once got our dead battery goin' by mixin' bird feces and spit, cause there's like acids in it, eh?"
  • (Rick Moranis) "Ok, all cops, get out of your cars."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Ok, I want to take a head count. Like maybe we'll have some breakfast. Some back bacon sandwiches while we was waiting. Ok, another thing, you all went through the stop sign back there, and that's a moving violation, and my brother and I -- we have a lot of parking tickets --"
  • (Rick Moranis) "Eh -- Hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Remind me to pay his bill on time, eh?"
  • (Dave Thomas) "Yeah, Chuck Norris for the defense, eh?"
  • (Rick Moranis) "If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you."
  • (Rick Moranis) "I do."
  • (Dave Thomas) "I do."
  • (Rick Moranis) "I guess we're married, clerk."
  • (Dave Thomas) "Oh."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Where's the honeymoon?"
  • (The Judge) "Order, Order."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast."
  • (Dave Thomas) "Don't make me laugh, eh."
  • (The Judge) "I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to."
  • (Rick Moranis) "He's startin' to sound like the old man. Soon he'll be sending me out for beers."
  • (Rick Moranis) "My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers -- this isn't heaven. This sucks."
  • (Rick Moranis) "I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. and Canada. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys and dounut shops had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer."
  • (Rick Moranis) "I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it."
  • (Rick Moranis) "This movie was shot in 3B; three beers; and it looks good, eh?"

Len Doncheff as Jack Hawkland

  • (Len Doncheff) "That's how you handle the press. Come on."

Max von Sydow as Brewmeister Smith

  • (Max von Sydow) "I could crush your head -- like a nut -- but I won't. Because I need you."
  • (Max von Sydow) "What the stink are they doing in there?"

Tom Harvey as The Inspector

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Dave Thomas as Doug McKenzie

  • (Dave Thomas) "Chimp here does the killin'. I don't like to kill. I'm the brains, eh? Like, we got over five billion dollars in our hideout, only some of the money's marked, eh, so we're not spendin' it. We's just waitin'."
  • (Bald con) "Youse guys like a smoke?"
  • (Dave Thomas) "No, eh? We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us. Hey, we told 'em we didn't want a lawyer. Chimp here probably just kill him anyway."
  • (Dave Thomas) "Lawyers are for sucks."
  • (Bailiff) "Hey, McKenzie brothers. Your lawyer is here."
  • (Dave Thomas) "Ow, my left nut."
  • (Ted) "What have you done with the disk?"
  • (Dave Thomas) "What are you looking at me for? I don't got it."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Maybe it's out of gas, eh?"
  • (Rick Moranis) "Uh, man. You farted."
  • (Dave Thomas) "It wasn't me, it was the chair."
  • (Rick Moranis) "He's lying."
  • (Ted) "He's definitely lying all right."
  • (Dave Thomas) "I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob."
  • (Rick Moranis) "He saw Jedi 17 times, eh."
  • (Dave Thomas) "You take it to him."
  • (Rick Moranis) "No way, you take it to him."
  • (Dave Thomas) "No, you."
  • (Rick Moranis) "No. I'm gonna let go. I'm lettin' go and you're takin it."
  • (Dave Thomas) "No. I'm lettin' go."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Let go then."
  • (Dave Thomas) "Dad. Bob broke your beer."
  • (Rick Moranis) "No I didn't. Doug broke it."
  • (Dave Thomas) "Figures you wouldn't know how to work it if it's got a computer."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Oh yeah, Mister Wizard, you know, eh --"
  • (Dave Thomas) "Let me try, I'm a genius."
  • (Dave Thomas) "We hope you enjoyed the beer, oh, like I mean the movie, eh."
  • (Dave Thomas) "The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers."
  • (Dave Thomas) "No point in steering now."
  • (Rick Moranis) "You steer this thing."
  • (Dave Thomas) "Hey we found a dead mouse in our beer eh. That means you owe us a free case."

Lynne Griffin as Pam Elsinore

  • (Lynne Griffin) "I can't believe it. He drank it all."
  • (Lynne Griffin) "You know how to handle one of those big rigs?"
  • (Rick Moranis) "Jeez, it's a ten-speed."
  • (Dave Thomas) "Yeah, sure, o' corse, like, uh, we drive 'em, all the time, eh."
  • (Lynne Griffin) "Well take off, eh."

Angus MacInnes as Jean LaRose

  • (Parking attendant) "Hey, you. Six-fifty. Give me $6.50."
  • (Angus MacInnes) "All I got is two fives."

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