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Suburban Girl Quotes

Suburban Girl is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Suburban Girl ended in 1970.

It features Deborah Del Prete; Gigi Pritzker, and Daryl Taja as producer, Heitor Pereira in charge of musical score, and Steven Fierberg as head of cinematography.

Suburban Girl is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Suburban Girl is 97 minutes long. Suburban Girl is distributed by Image Entertainment.

The cast includes: Sarah Michelle Gellar as Brett Eisenberg, Alec Baldwin as Archie Knox, James Naughton as Robert Eisenberg, and Ebon Moss-Bachrach as Ethan Eisenberg.

Suburban Girl Quotes

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Brett Eisenberg

  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Is this all some sort of experiment, see how long it takes to seduce a young girl?"
  • (Alec Baldwin) "Seduce? What would the point of that be?"
  • (Unnamed) "Just a minute miss, sorry to bug you. But your father hasn't filled out his dinner menu yet. Would you mind?"
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "He's not my father."
  • (Unnamed) "Excuse me?"
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I said he's not my father. He's my boyfriend. I have sex with him."
  • (Unnamed) "Either way he eats, right?"
  • (Alec Baldwin) "He's my boyfriend. I have sex with him."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I know, it's nuts, but when I'm with him I fell like a better version of myself -- You know? Funnier, smarter, sexier."

Alec Baldwin as Archie Knox

  • (Alec Baldwin) "Why won't you marry me?"
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Are you asking me to explain?"
  • (Alec Baldwin) "Yes, I am."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "When I look at you, I see a teacher. But when you look at me, you see a student. Because you like to run away. It's part of who you are. Because, in the end, a girl can't grow up until she looses a father and leaves an Archie."
  • (Alec Baldwin) "Congratulations are in order if you're breaking bread with Brett. Looks like you're planning to sign with Gitlin and Stern?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, we haven't actually settled on anything yet."
  • (Alec Baldwin) "Well, you better hurry. You have before you the savviest editrix in this town. I've tried to hire her myself for the last couple of years, and she turned me down. You know why? She say's I'm a letch."
  • (Unnamed) "Archie, you are a letch."
  • (Alec Baldwin) "Well, I do appreciate the attempt you've all made at avoiding the obvious. It was a worthy effort. But let's cut to the chase, shall we. Robert, how old are you?"
  • (James Naughton) "57."
  • (Alec Baldwin) "And I'm 50. So, that makes me younger than Robert. So everybody feeling good about that right now?"
  • (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) "I am very relieved. How old were you when Brett was in third grade?"
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Grow up Ethan."
  • (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) "Brett skipped the third grade."
  • (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) "Well played."
  • (Alec Baldwin) "They did good rowing, Dave and Michelle. When she was pregnant with Carl, he hit her; once. Her body; always assailed him with ambivalence; wanting to possess it, and yet repelled; her marbled belly, her engorged breasts that shamed him, the way they tipped him into revulsion."

James Naughton as Robert Eisenberg

  • (James Naughton) "You're Brett Eisenberg, MD."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "MD?"
  • (James Naughton) "My daughter."
  • (James Naughton) "Is Archie alcoholic?"
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Yeah"
  • (James Naughton) "Look, you know I don't like to get involved in your life. But this is the reason that I don't -- That I'm worried about this relationship with this man. If Archie isn't going to take care of himself someone else will. I don't want you to have to spend your life that way."

Ebon Moss-Bachrach as Ethan Eisenberg

  • (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) "I know I'm not dad, but if you ever need to talk to someone I could try to manufacture something that sounds lucid."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "The only thing that I can't bear, that's killing me -- Is the thought that he was worried about me when he died."
  • (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) "He wasn't worried."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "How do you know?"
  • (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) "I was here the morning that dad got the phone call from Mickey. Well, after he hung up the phone, I told him would gladly assassinate Archie, if that's what he wanted. You know a dieing wish vendetta type of thing."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Very comforting."
  • (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) "Anyway, he said, "Thanks, but I think Brett can take care of herself.""
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "He really said that?"
  • (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) "Yeah. That's straight from the words of Robert Eisenberg, MD."
  • (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "MD -- My Dad."

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