Subway Hero Quotes

Subway Hero is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Subway Hero ended its run in 1970.

Subway Hero Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Save it Liz, I booked the 911 Bird. Winston here saved his owner by dialing 911 and yelling fire only because he didn't know the word for rape."

• (Unnamed) "If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down."

• (Unnamed) "Wow. I never would have had the guts to do what that dude did."
• (Unnamed) "You don't know that."
• (Unnamed) "I do know. I've watched seven different people die in subway stations."

• (Unnamed) "Now if you'll excuse me, Nixon asked me to take some stuff out of his Wikipedia page."

• (Unnamed) "Dot com, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is -- off putting."
• (Unnamed) "I guess that's why I'm still single."

• (Unnamed) "My fellow Blackmericans."

• (Unnamed) "We used to call this the "Jew room"."

• (Unnamed) "We used to call this the "Jew room"."

• (Unnamed) "Well that's one mouthy sandwich girl, isn't it?"

• (Unnamed) "-- let me ask you a question, Kenneth. If Mr. Bright here told you to vote Republican, would you do it?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, uh, no, sir. I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name."
• (Unnamed) "That's Republican. We count those."

• (Unnamed) "I don't choose Democrat or Republican because choosing is a sin, so I just write in the Lord's name."
• (Unnamed) "That's Republican; we count those."

• (Unnamed) "I knew that girl was eighteen. She told me that her last boyfriend was Asian, and that crap doesn't start until college."

• (Unnamed) "Back then we didn't have pages, you know. We had what we called 'sandwich girls'."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, because they got you sandwiches?"
• (Unnamed) "No, no, no, two guys 'd get -- Hey, my old dressing room."

• (Unnamed) "Jonathan's going to round up all the cool Republican celebrities."
• (Unnamed) "Like who, Chuck Norris?"
• (Unnamed) "No, C-No and I had a falling out after I switched to another dojo."

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