Suicide Kings Quotes

Suicide Kings is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Suicide Kings ended in 1970.

It features Morrie Eisenman, and Wayne Rice as producer, Graeme Revell in charge of musical score, and Christopher Baffa as head of cinematography.

Suicide Kings is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Suicide Kings is 106 minutes long. Suicide Kings is distributed by Artisan Entertainment.

Suicide Kings Quotes

• (Charlie Barret) "The gun again. Can't you guys just play nice?"
• (Lono Veccio) "Drop the gun, asshole."
• (Max Minot) "Why don't you drop your gun?"
• (Lono Veccio) "I don't drop my f***ing gun, okay?"
• (Max Minot) "Okay."

• (Unnamed) "That phone call I got, it came from outside high walls and fancy gates; it comes from a place you know about maybe from the movies. But I come from out there, and everybody out there knows, everybody lies: cops lie, newspapers lie, parents lie. The one thing you can count on; word on the street -- yeah, that's solid."

• (Charlie Barret) "You guys didn't think this through too good, did you?"

• (Charlie Barret) "Everything your pal Brett said is true. Except he left out one detail. Those dogs -- that was not steak they were eating."

• (Brett Campbell) "You're pretty funny for a guy with nine fingers."

• (Charlie Barret) "You should never lie to your friends."

• (Unnamed) "Well, I'm wondering, how come a day and a half ago Max can't navigate his way around Harlem with a Sherpa guide, but tonight he knows the place like his backyard?"

• (Ira Reder) "You cut his f***ing finger off."

• (Charlie Barret) "Anybody wants to hold hands with my dick, I insist they buy me a drink first. I mean, after all, I'm not asking for dinner and dancing."

• (Lono Veccio) "A busket?"

• (Charlie Barret) "That's just bad business."
• (Lono Veccio) "Very bad. f***in' tragic."

• (Charlie Barret) "Guys, if I don't bleed to death pretty soon, I'm gonna die of boredom."

• (Charlie Barret) "Thank your lucky stars I don't let Lono do to you what he wants to."
• (Lono Veccio) "f***in A right."

• (Lono Veccio) "Don't even mention the f***in' boots to me again. You got that?"
• (Mickey) "Sorry Lono."
• (Lono Veccio) "It's not f***in' funny."
• (Mickey) "I know. I'm kidding."
• (Lono Veccio) "I don't wanna hear about any f***in' kinda footwear from you again. Don't even talk about f***in' socks to me."

• (Ira Reder) "Why is this man here? Why is he taped to my father's favorite chair?"

• (T.K.) "Hasn't anyone here ever heard of a bedpan?"
• (Ira Reder) "T.K., no. It's from Sri Lanka."
• (T.K.) "These are for you."
• (Ira Reder) "That's not funny, T.K.."

• (Charlie Barret) "I'm bleeding to death. Humor me."

• (Ira Reder) "Hey-hey, big time, how ya doin?"
• (Max Minot) "Good."
• (Ira Reder) "Listen, ahh, there's been a new wrinkle."
• (Max Minot) "What?"
• (Ira Reder) "But first you gotta promise me, PROMISE ME, you're not going to tell anybody."
• (Max Minot) "Ira, what are you talking about?"
• (Ira Reder) "Look, just promise me first."
• (Max Minot) "f*** off, Ira."
• (Ira Reder) "Okay, good enough."

• (Lono Veccio) "Sorry about the toaster."

• (Charlie Barret) "I'm going to give you an opportunity: get out of this. Now. Before it gets so f***ed up nobody could ever recover."

• (Brett Campbell) "Listen, Charlie. Whatever condition Elise is returned home in is the exact same condition you will be returned to your home. If she loses an eye, you lose an eye. If she loses an ear, you get to lose an ear. If she gets hurt, you will be hurt. Listen to me, by saving Lisa you get to save yourself."

• (Charlie Barret) "Ira, come here. You are the man. Remember that. Okay."
• (Ira Reder) "That's fresh ice. That's very cold."

• (Avery Chasten) "I can't let you go."
• (Max Minot) "Avery, we don't have a choice."
• (Avery Chasten) "I gotta gun in my hand. We have a choice."

• (Charlie Barret) "The gun again. Can't you guys just play nice?"

• (Charlie Barret) "I think I'm done on this side."

• (Charlie Barret) "Well, life don't make sense. It's not fair. It doesn't follow logic or obey orders."

• (Lono Veccio) "They cut your f***in' finger off? f***in' sick f***s, it's all this f***in' rap s*** isn't it?"

• (Brett Campbell) "What the f***? I leave the room for two minutes and you guys roll over like 5 dollar whores. You have a drink with the guy and next thing you know he's best man at your wedding. What the f*** did he do when I was in the other room, sprinkle fairy dust up your skirts?"

• (Max Minot) "Oh, she's more than beautiful. She's got this way she looks at you, just -- just stop your heart, you know? And make it start back up again. You know any girls like that?"
• (Charlie Barret) "Yeah. All of them."

• (Lono Veccio) "Well, if you give me a couple minutes of your time, I got a few things I'd like to talk to ya about. You know, uh, what you did wasn't really your fault. It's what you call a, uh, genetic defect. Mom called it the, the gene. My grandfather had the gene. He, uh, came over on the boat from Ireland in 1912 and I guess he passed it on to my old man. My old man was a great guy, a real p***** cat, you know, hard worker. Big sports fan, but sometimes on his way home from the docks he liked to stop in with the guys and have a couple of beers, ya know. I remember coming home from school one day, and, uh, the whole house was dark. Couldn't figure it out. I heard my mom crying off in the dark someplace, and I was old enough at that point I could reach the light switch. I turned the lights on, and I saw what he did to her. So I went to my room and I got the, uh, baseball bat. Mickey Mantel model my old man give me for Christmas, and I found the old man passed out in the bathtub, and I tattooed him. Needless to say, when I came home every day from school after that, the, uh, house is lit up like Ebbets Field, and the old man, uh, never drank again. So all I'm saying to you is, if you wanna drink, you go ahead and drink. But if I ever find out that you laid your hands on that little girl again, me and Mr. Mantle are gonna pay you a visit, my friend."

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