Super Mario Bros. (film) Quotes

Super Mario Bros. (film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Super Mario Bros. completed its run in 1970.

It features Jake Eberts; Roland Joffé as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Dean Semler as head of cinematography.

Super Mario Bros. (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Super Mario Bros. (film) is 104 minutes long. Super Mario Bros. (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Bob Hoskins as Mario, John Leguizamo as Luigi, Richard Edson as Spike, Samantha Mathis as Princess Daisy, Dan Castellaneta as Narrator, Samantha Mathis as Daisy, Fisher Stevens as Cop, Mojo Nixon as Toad, Francesca Roberts as Bertha, Dana Kaminski as Daniella, Dana Kaminski as Angelica, Lance Henriksen as The King, Fiona Shaw as Lena, and Gianni Russo as Scapelli.

Super Mario Bros. (film) Quotes

Richard Edson as Spike

• (Iggy) "Where are you going?"
• (Richard Edson) "I'm gonna get the girl."
• (Iggy) "That's not the girl."
• (Richard Edson) "Yeah, it is, she's wearing a disguise. I could spot her a mile away."
• (Iggy) "Of course she's wearing a disguise. She thinks she can fool us. I'm gonna go get her."
• (Richard Edson) "I'm gonna go get her."
• (Iggy) "Wait a minute. We'll follow her and then we'll both go get her."
• (Richard Edson) "Good idea. I'll bag her, you grab her."
• (Iggy) "No, I'll grab her, you bag her."
• (Richard Edson) "That's what I said."
• (Iggy) "Exactly."

• (Unnamed) "Well, I must say, we have a very generous proposal."
• (Unnamed) "A video game based on your many adventures."
• (Unnamed) "What would you call it?"
• (Iggy) ""Iggy's World"."
• (Richard Edson) ""The Indomitable Spike"."
• (Iggy) ""The Super Koopa Cousins"."
• (Richard Edson) ""The Super Koopa Cousins"."

• (Richard Edson) "Ignatius, do you know what the square root of 36,481 is?"
• (Iggy) "What are you talking about?"
• (Richard Edson) "191."

• (Richard Edson) "They say it's "dog"."

• (Richard Edson) "We were wrong again. How many times have we got this wrong?"
• (Iggy) "You've gotten it wrong five times."
• (Richard Edson) "Home for five. Home for five. What percent is that?"
• (Iggy) "I dunno. Let me think."
• (Iggy) "I dunno. But it's not good."
• (Richard Edson) "If we get it wrong one more time, he's gonna kill us."
• (Iggy) "He's not gonna kill us. He's not that nice."

• (King Koopa) "Now -- where's the rock?"
• (Iggy) "Rock, sir?"
• (Richard Edson) "Rock, sir?"
• (King Koopa) "The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it."
• (Richard Edson) "That rock."
• (Iggy) "I told you not to forget it."
• (King Koopa) "And I told you to remind him. Without that rock, the meteorite lays dormant. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions. Where is it?"
• (Iggy) "-- The plumbers took it."
• (Richard Edson) "-- The plumbers took it."
• (King Koopa) "Plumbers?"
• (King Koopa) "Plumber alert."

• (King Koopa) "I am very disappointed in you, cousins."
• (Richard Edson) "Fascist."
• (Iggy) "Oppressor of the proletariat."
• (King Koopa) "Guy in charge."

Fisher Stevens as Cop

• (Fisher Stevens) "You know the law, Toad."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Hey, wait a minute, you can't arrest the guy for just singing a song."
• (Fisher Stevens) "For anti-Koopa songs we can."

Bob Hoskins as Mario

• (Bob Hoskins) "Mario Brothers Plumbing, no leak too small."

• (Bob Hoskins) "What would you do without your big brother, huh?"
• (John Leguizamo) "I'd like to take a chance and find out."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Oh come on."
• (John Leguizamo) "I was just about to ask her that."
• (Bob Hoskins) "You weren't about to ask her nothing. You were gonna let her go."
• (John Leguizamo) "Now she's gonna think I'm a complete idiot."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Come on, you'll impress her with your manners."
• (John Leguizamo) "Well why'd you tell her that I suck my thumb, huh?"

• (Bob Hoskins) "Are you spendin' money on this stuff? Look at this."
• (John Leguizamo) "Yeah, but that's got the article about the missing Brooklyn girls in it."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Yeah? It's also got one on the scientist who turns brains into cheese."
• (John Leguizamo) "Well, you don't know. It could happen."
• (Bob Hoskins) "How could that possibly happen?"
• (John Leguizamo) "Anything's possible, Mario. You just gotta believe."

• (Bob Hoskins) "Which way?"
• (John Leguizamo) "Take the parkway."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Right."
• (John Leguizamo) "Perfect, perfect."
• (Bob Hoskins) "You said the parkway."
• (John Leguizamo) "I know, but I wanted the tunnel, so I said parkway cuz I knew you'd go the opposite way I suggested. Ha."

• (Old Lady) "Are you boys new in town?"
• (Bob Hoskins) "Listen, lady, we're looking for someone. And we're from Brooklyn."
• (Old Lady) "You know, boys, this is a really rough neighborhood. You really shouldn't be wandering around without a weapon."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Yea."
• (Old Lady) "You got one?"
• (John Leguizamo) "-- No."
• (Old Lady) "-- All right --"
• (Old Lady) "Get 'em up, suckers."

• (Bob Hoskins) "If you 2 don't start talkin' we're gonna leave ya to these guys -- for lunch."
• (John Leguizamo) "Now, where's Daisy?"
• (Richard Edson) "No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, Scalywag?"
• (John Leguizamo) "Where's Daisy, Butt-Breath?"
• (Iggy) "Where's the rock, Overweaning-Rogue?"
• (John Leguizamo) "Not till ya give us Daisy, Biscuit-Head."
• (Richard Edson) "WHERE IS THE ROCK?"
• (Bob Hoskins) "SHUT UP."

• (Bob Hoskins) "Turn left here."
• (Bob Hoskins) "LEFT. I SAID LEFT."

• (Sergeant Simon) "Name."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Mario."
• (Sergeant Simon) "Last name."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Mario."
• (Sergeant Simon) "And you?"
• (John Leguizamo) "Luigi."
• (Sergeant Simon) "Luigi Luigi?"
• (John Leguizamo) "No, Luigi Mario."
• (Sergeant Simon) "Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?"
• (John Leguizamo) "Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario."

• (Bob Hoskins) "What single-celled organism did you evolve from?"
• (King Koopa) "Tyrannosaurus Rex, the lizard king, thank you very much."

• (Bob Hoskins) "Where's the starter on this thing?"
• (John Leguizamo) "I got a feeling about this, Marioroni --"
• (Bob Hoskins) "How do you know how to do that?"
• (John Leguizamo) "Cuz I been sitting on my butt all day playing video games, that's what."

• (Bob Hoskins) "Hey. You must be the girls; the missing girls from Brooklyn."
• (Dana Kaminski) "Yeah, except for Angelica. She's from Queens, but she's all right."
• (Dana Kaminski) "Hey. I'm freezin' my butt off here. There's cold air comin' from that air vent."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Yeah. We froze the pipes. We're goin' for a little ride."

• (Bob Hoskins) "Great, a building with athlete's foot."

• (Bob Hoskins) "Treat your tools like a friend. Keep 'em by you. Lever let 'em down, and they're always at your side."
• (John Leguizamo) "Hey, Mario, how is it that for every situation that could possibly come up, you always got a saying about tools?"
• (Bob Hoskins) "I got 'em from Papa."
• (Unnamed) "He got 'em from Grandpapa."

• (Bob Hoskins) "Scapelli. They beat us to it again. Another lost job."

• (Bob Hoskins) "Everybody's got tap water. 3 bucks."

• (Bob Hoskins) "Hey, the name's Mario. I'm your main man, your ram-a-dame, your can of spam --"
• (Bob Hoskins) "Excuse me. Will you hit me again? I've never seen such fluidity. The way your knuckles crunched as you smashed 'em into my face."
• (Francesca Roberts) "Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like."

• (Bob Hoskins) "Strap your belt on, kid. We're going in."

Samantha Mathis as Princess Daisy

• (Samantha Mathis) "Thank God you're here -- I mean --"
• (John Leguizamo) "What do you mean?"
• (Samantha Mathis) "I mean, you're a plumber, right?"
• (John Leguizamo) "Oh, yeah. I don't know exactly what to do."

• (Samantha Mathis) "You must be the great Koopa."
• (King Koopa) "That I am. Ruler of all that you see."
• (King Koopa) "A few miserable streets and an endless desert."

• (Samantha Mathis) "If you just want to end this right now, I would understand."
• (John Leguizamo) "You know, I was going to ask you the same thing, if you want to end this right now, and you feel bad about that, but you want to talk to somebody about it, you can call me."

• (Samantha Mathis) "How's Daniella? Is she all right?"
• (Bob Hoskins) "Daniella. I promised I'd take her to Wrestlemania."
• (Samantha Mathis) "You mean, you don't know?"
• (Bob Hoskins) "What?"
• (Samantha Mathis) "She's in the Goomba barracks, on the 51st floor."

• (King Koopa) "Don't fight it. You know you've always been uncomfortable in the human world, and you at least suspected that you were --"
• (King Koopa) "?different."
• (Samantha Mathis) "I suspected a lot of things, but not that I --"
• (King Koopa) "That you were descended from the dinosaurs? And you know what they say about little girls, don't you? Hm? They say they never forget the first time they're kissed by a lizard."

• (Samantha Mathis) "I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat anything with a face."

• (Samantha Mathis) "Luigi. Mario."
• (John Leguizamo) "Daisy."
• (Samantha Mathis) "You guys gotta come with me. I need your help."
• (John Leguizamo) "Why, what's wrong?"
• (Samantha Mathis) "You're not gonna believe this."
• (Bob Hoskins) "I believe it."
• (John Leguizamo) "You do?"
• (Bob Hoskins) "I believe."

John Leguizamo as Luigi

• (John Leguizamo) "You mean you don't know who your mother and father neither?"
• (Samantha Mathis) "No. What do you mean, "neither"?"
• (John Leguizamo) "Cuz, you see, Mario here brought me up. He's been like my mother my whole life."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Hey."
• (John Leguizamo) "Ok, ok, my father, all right? And my uncle, cousin, and everybody."

• (John Leguizamo) "Glug glug glug glug glug."

• (John Leguizamo) "Wow, you mean there were dinosaurs here in Brooklyn?"
• (Bob Hoskins) "Relax, Luigi. There used to be Dodgers here too."

• (John Leguizamo) "Isn't this a little bit feminine?"
• (Iggy) "Yes, I know. It was my ex wife's."
• (Bob Hoskins) "But you wear this stuff?"
• (Richard Edson) "Yes. On occasion, we have a -- date."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Who do you date, a canary?"

• (John Leguizamo) "Do you eat?"
• (Samantha Mathis) "Yes."
• (John Leguizamo) "Dinner?"
• (Samantha Mathis) "Yes."
• (John Leguizamo) "Tonight?"

• (John Leguizamo) "I think it's trying to communicate with us --"
• (Bob Hoskins) "Luigi, it's a mushroom."

• (John Leguizamo) "A-are you ok?"
• (Samantha Mathis) "I got a few problems --"
• (John Leguizamo) "Well, you know, we got a van."
• (Samantha Mathis) "It's -- nice."
• (John Leguizamo) "No no, I'm asking you if you want a ride. Oh, but, uh -- it's broken, though."
• (Samantha Mathis) "-- well --"
• (John Leguizamo) "Your name's Daisy, isn't it? I-I overheard your name's Daisy. I've never heard that name around here. It's really nice, too. N-no, I have heard it cuz it's, like, the flower and everything -- n-not that I hang around the flower shops or anything like that."

• (John Leguizamo) "It is an honor to meet you sir, and a pleasure, and I just wanna thank you for all your help."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Come on, Luigi. You'll be talking to the mildew in the shower next."

• (John Leguizamo) "Wow, she sure makes an impression."

• (John Leguizamo) "Hey, Mario. Right now on "Miraculous World", this guy just found out he was in another dimension."
• (Bob Hoskins) "The only thing miraculous I know is that we're still eating while we're going broke."
• (John Leguizamo) "We aint going broke, Mario, we're already there."

• (John Leguizamo) "Look. Look. Look, another one."
• (John Leguizamo) "Wait, wait, wait, wait, Mario. I think it wants me to take it."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Stop fiddlin' with the fungus, and let's get outta here."

• (Sergeant Simon) "Nobody touches President Koopa."
• (John Leguizamo) "But he said he was --"
• (King Koopa) "-One evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie?"

• (John Leguizamo) "Remember, trust the fungus."

• (John Leguizamo) "That's Toad?"
• (King Koopa) "Why yes. Loyal, lethal -- and stupid."

• (John Leguizamo) "I've heard sea turtles travel thousands of miles on their own."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Not in New York traffic, they don't."

• (John Leguizamo) "Wow, they were dinosaurs in Brooklyn?"
• (Bob Hoskins) "Relax, Luigi, there used to be Dodgers, here, too."

• (John Leguizamo) "Let's go."
• (Unnamed) "Who are you?"
• (John Leguizamo) "Luigi Mario. What, you got a problem with that?"

• (John Leguizamo) "I'm gonna kill 'em."
• (Bob Hoskins) "No, you're not gonna kill 'em, not if I get there first. I'm gonna break every bone in their body, and then I'm gonna kill 'em. I'm really gonna kill 'em."

Dan Castellaneta as Narrator

• (Dan Castellaneta) "A long long time ago, the Earth was ruled by dinosaurs. They were big, so not a lot of people went around hassling 'em. Actually, no people went around hassling 'em cuz there weren't any people yet. Just the first tiny mammals. Basically, life was good. Then something happened: a giant meteorite struck the Earth. Goodbye dinosaurs. But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed? What if the impact of that meteor created a parallel dimension where the dinosaurs continued to thrive and evolve into intelligent, vicious, and aggressive beings -- just like us? And hey, what if they found a way back?"

Lance Henriksen as The King

• (Lance Henriksen) "I'm back. I love those plumbers."

Fiona Shaw as Lena

• (Fiona Shaw) "My time has come. The universe is mine."

• (Fiona Shaw) "Hello, morons."
• (Richard Edson) "Hello."

Mojo Nixon as Toad

• (Mojo Nixon) "You boys ain't from around here, are you?"
• (Luigi Mario) "Brooklyn."

• (Mojo Nixon) "Koopa, you're a lousy leader."

Dana Kaminski as Angelica

• (Dana Kaminski) "Okay, don't say anything, but my boyfriend, Mario, is right up there."
• (Dana Kaminski) "What?"
• (Bob Hoskins) "SHH."
• (Dana Kaminski) "HEY. MARIO. He'll get us outta here."

Gianni Russo as Scapelli

• (Gianni Russo) "Who's in charge of this hole?"
• (Samantha Mathis) "I'm in charge here."
• (Gianni Russo) "I'm Anthony Scapelli. I'm the boss elsewhere. My boys have to get back to work here. How long are you gonna be digging up these -- bones?"
• (Samantha Mathis) "As long as our court order lasts, Mr. Scapelli. The university has explained to you how important this site is. And we'd get done a lot sooner if your goons would stop harassing us."
• (Gianni Russo) "You look like a smart girl. I'll bet you'll be done by tonight. You know, a lot of girls have gone missing in Brooklyn lately -- I'd be careful."

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