Superhero Movie Quotes

Superhero Movie is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Superhero Movie ended in 1970.

It features Robert K. Weiss; David Zucker as producer, James L. Venable in charge of musical score, and Thomas E. Ackerman as head of cinematography.

Superhero Movie is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Superhero Movie is 86 minutes long. Superhero Movie is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Sam Cohen as Rick Riker, Regina Hall as Mrs. Xavier, Jeffrey Tambor as Dr. Whitby, Sam Cohen as Young Rick Riker, Robert Hays as Blaine Riker, Brent Spiner as Dr. Strom, Miles Fisher as Tom Cruise, and Charlene Tilton as Jill Johnson.

Superhero Movie Quotes

Miles Fisher as Tom Cruise

• (Miles Fisher) "Old MacDonald had a farm and Bingo was his name; o."

Brent Spiner as Dr. Strom

• (Brent Spiner) "Unless you add some serelium. Then you could create a device powerful enough to draw the lifeforce out of thousands of people and enhance your own cellular capacity."
• (Lou Landers) "Strom, you're a genius."
• (Brent Spiner) "Wikipedia"

• (Lou Landers) "I could just walk right in."
• (Brent Spiner) "You're going to steal cerillium?"
• (Lou Landers) "No, not me. But perhaps there's someone inside me. Someone who will at any cost -- survive."
• (Lou Landers) "Ow, ow. Glass in my eye. Glass in my eye."

Sam Cohen as Rick Riker

• (Hourglass) "Sorry to drop in uninvited."
• (Sam Cohen) "It's okay. We were hoping someone would open a window. It was getting stuffy in here."

• (Sam Cohen) "This is a really tall building."

• (Uncle Albert) "With great power comes -- ow."
• (Sam Cohen) "Great responsibility? Try to breathe."
• (Uncle Albert) "I can't. You're kneeling on my balls."

• (Sam Cohen) "Now I'm never gonna know the secret to becoming a superhero."
• (Regina Hall) "You wanna know the secret? Come close."
• (Regina Hall) "Make a costume, s***head."

• (Sam Cohen) "Are you okay, Mr. Landers?"
• (Lou Landers) "Oh, I'm fine, son. This is just healthy cough-blood."

• (Sam Cohen) "Uncle Albert."
• (Uncle Albert) "How did you do that?"
• (Sam Cohen) "It's -- easier than it looks."
• (Uncle Albert) "Nope. I don't think so."

• (Undertaker) "This is gonna be difficult for you but you've got to identify the body."
• (Sam Cohen) "This isn't my aunt."
• (Undertaker) "Yes. That's why it's going to be difficult."

• (Jill's Mother) "You're a whore, just like your mother."
• (Sam Cohen) "Who was that?"
• (Charlene Tilton) "My mother."

• (Sam Cohen) "Dad."
• (Robert Hays) "Oh Rick, I'm dying --"
• (Sam Cohen) "No --"
• (Robert Hays) "Don't worry, my brother Albert will take you in. Rick, the money, it's all yours now. Sell all shares in a small company called Google, pfft, worthless. Invest heavily in Enron."

• (Uncle Albert) "Remember, with great power comes --"
• (Sam Cohen) "Great responsibility?"
• (Uncle Albert) "Well, I was gonna say bitches, but if you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life --"

• (Sam Cohen) "I'm not wearing any diamonds."

• (Sam Cohen) "See, you're not even in my top five."

Jeffrey Tambor as Dr. Whitby

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "So, what brings you here?"
• (Sam Cohen) "My uncle."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Your uncle brought you here?"
• (Sam Cohen) "No, he's gravely injured."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Well, he shouldn't be driving, then."

Charlene Tilton as Jill Johnson

• (Lou Landers) "I've never been married."
• (Charlene Tilton) "Fruitcake?"
• (Lou Landers) "No. Just haven't met the right woman."

Regina Hall as Mrs. Xavier

• (Professor Xavier) "But pumpkin, I don't see nobody."
• (Regina Hall) "Don't call me pumpkin. It ain't Halloween."

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