Tales from the Crapper Quotes

Tales from the Crapper is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Tales from the Crapper completed its run in 1970.

It features Ramzi Abed as producer, and Steven Vasquez as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Tales from the Crapper is 90 minutes long. Tales from the Crapper is distributed by Troma Entertainment.

Tales from the Crapper Quotes

• (Unnamed) "There is this manager called Barney Gorgle. Do you know him? Barney Gorgle, he's a famous manager."

• (Unnamed) "Do you know anything about the killings?"
• (Unnamed) "Shh. Don't talk, just listen."

• (Unnamed) "Yeah, that will totally pay for college."

• (Unnamed) "That's what I call disco."

• (Unnamed) "People say bad things about the dark lord, but I say he's a swell guy. Praise Satan."

• (Unnamed) "Hey. I wanna show my cock to somebody."

• (Unnamed) "Let's get freaky."

• (Unnamed) "She was a part of our reggae group."

• (Unnamed) "I have found Lenin's tomb, I don't know where Ringo or the other Beatles are though."

• (Unnamed) "Oh sorry, son. I blew all your college tuition. Hey, cheer up. It's no big deal. You don't care if you don't get an education or ever have sex, do you? You don't care if your life and dreams all go down the s***ter and you're a penniless bum with no life for the rest of your life. All right, I'm off to the gay bar."

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