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Tales from the Hood Quotes

Tales from the Hood is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Tales from the Hood ended in 1970.

It features Darin Scott as producer, Christopher Young in charge of musical score, and Anthony B. Richmond as head of cinematography.

Tales from the Hood is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Tales from the Hood is 98 minutes long. Tales from the Hood is distributed by Savoy Pictures.

The cast includes: De'Aundre Bonds as Ball, Clarence Williams III as Mr. Simms, Samuel Monroe, Jr. as Bulldog, Joe Torry as Stack, Anthony Griffith as Clarence, Tom Wright as Martin Moorehouse, Rosalind Cash as Dr. Cushing, Michael Massee as Newton, Wings Hauser as Strom, David Alan Grier as Carl, Art Evans as Eli, Roger Guenveur Smith as Rhodie, Paula Jai Parker as Sissy, Lamont Bentley as Crazy K, and Duane Whitaker as Billy.

Tales from the Hood Quotes

Clarence Williams III as Mr. Simms

  • (Clarence Williams III) "It's here, in the coffins. WHERE ELSE would I hide it?"
  • (Clarence Williams III) "I have some iodine in the lab."
  • (Joe Torry) "Hey, man. I don't need nothing from no house of dead folks. Besides, I ain't no baby."
  • (Clarence Williams III) "Of course you're not."
  • (De'Aundre Bonds) "Sure looked like one when that door swung open."
  • (Clarence Williams III) "After you killed Crazy K, a few of his boys killed you. I guess you didn't make it."
  • (Clarence Williams III) "Death -- it comes in many strange packages."
  • (Clarence Williams III) "You see, those types can't be rehabilitated -- you just kill them."
  • (Clarence Williams III) "I'll tell you about Clarence here along the way; unless, of course, you're scared."
  • (Clarence Williams III) "Oh, I must say, I don't think you can reform those types. No; you just kill them."

De'Aundre Bonds as Ball

  • (De'Aundre Bonds) "What you sayin'? We dead, motherf***er?"
  • (Clarence Williams III) "VERY."
  • (Samuel Monroe, Jr.) "Motherf***er bulls***. If we dead then what we doin' in a funeral home with your crazy ass?"
  • (Clarence Williams III) "This ain't no funeral home. It ain't the Terror Dome, neither. Welcome to Hell, motherf***ers."
  • (De'Aundre Bonds) "Man, that place DOES look evil as Hell."

Lamont Bentley as Crazy K

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Rosalind Cash as Dr. Cushing

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Roger Guenveur Smith as Rhodie

  • (Roger Guenveur Smith) "Well, the only spooks I'm afraid of are the ones with guns."

Michael Massee as Newton

  • (Michael Massee) "Damn it, man, this is no time to panic."
  • (Wings Hauser) "Then when the f*** do we begin to panic?"
  • (Michael Massee) "You listen to me. And you listen good. Those assholes are cops. Who the f*** are you to judge 'em? s***, man, you got a green dick. Those two guys have been risking their asses on the street for years. The f***er went for Strom's gun."
  • (Anthony Griffith) "Bulls***."
  • (Michael Massee) "Now, maybe those two guys went too far tonight. Maybe it was all a mistake. But next time it could be you. So, you know, you don't ever roll over -- and you never rat out a fellow officer. And you never -- never break the code."
  • (Michael Massee) "What are we going to say? The body of a citizen we murdered has come back to kill us?"

Tom Wright as Martin Moorehouse

  • (Tom Wright) "Welcome; to MY world."

Anthony Griffith as Clarence

  • (Anthony Griffith) "Are you satisfied now, brother?"
  • (Tom Wright) "Where were you when I NEEDED you, brother?"

Art Evans as Eli

  • (Art Evans) "You need to be scared, Mr. Metger. Them dolls didn't want him there. They don't want you there. Now you'd best get out before you wind up just like him. Or worse."

Samuel Monroe, Jr. as Bulldog

  • (Samuel Monroe, Jr.) "Hey, wait a minute. You got your gat, man"
  • (Joe Torry) "Yeah, I got my s***."
  • (Samuel Monroe, Jr.) "Well if a dead mothaf***a come f***in' wit you, you kill his ass. Ya understand me?"
  • (Joe Torry) "Yo hold up, Bulldog. How'm I supposed to kill somthin' that's already dead, man?"
  • (Samuel Monroe, Jr.) "WHAT?"
  • (Joe Torry) "Yeah, how'm I supposed to kill somthin' that's already dead? That's like killin' some s*** twice, man."
  • (De'Aundre Bonds) "Yeah, like some refried beans 'n some s***. Man, I never understood that, man. Why the f*** you gonna refry some beans, man? Why not just fry that s*** right the first time, and get out?"
  • (Samuel Monroe, Jr.) "Really, though."

Duane Whitaker as Billy

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

David Alan Grier as Carl

  • (David Alan Grier) "This s*** ain't over yet, bitch."
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "Oh, but I think it is."
  • (David Alan Grier) "Walter you little motherf***er."
  • (David Alan Grier) "You like to draw f***ed up pictures of people huh?"
  • (David Alan Grier) "HUH?"

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