Tangled Quotes

Tangled is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Tangled stopped airing in 1970.

It features Roy Conli as producer, and Alan Menken in charge of musical score.

Tangled is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Tangled is 100 minutes long. Tangled is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Zachary Levi as Flynn Rider, Mandy Moore as Rapunzel, Donna Murphy as Mother Gothel, Brad Garrett as Hook Hand Thug, Brad Garrett as Thug, Jeffrey Tambor as Big Nose Thug, Richard Kiel as Vlad, Paul F. Tompkins as Short Thug, and Paul F. Tompkins as Thug 2.

Tangled Quotes

Zachary Levi as Flynn Rider

• (Zachary Levi) "Oh -- oh no -- where is my satchel?"
• (Mandy Moore) "I've hidden it. Somewhere you'll never find it."
• (Zachary Levi) "It's in that pot, isn't it?"

• (Zachary Levi) "Not the nose, not the nose, not the nose."
• (Mandy Moore) "Put him down. Okay, I don't know where I am, and I need him to take me to see the lanterns, because I've been dreaming about them my entire life. Find your humanity. Haven't any of you ever had a dream?"
• (Brad Garrett) "I had a dream once."
• (Brad Garrett) "I'm malicious, mean, and scary, my sneer could curdle dairy, and violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest. But despite my evil look and my temper and my hook, I've always yearned to be a concert pianist."
• (Brad Garrett) "Can't you see me on the stage, performing Mozart, Tickling the ivories 'till they gleam? Yep, I'd rather be called deadly, for my killer show tune medley."
• (Brad Garrett) "Thank you."
• (Brad Garrett) "'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream."
• (Unnamed) "He's got a dream, he's got a dream."
• (Brad Garrett) "See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem, though I feel like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers, for like everybody else, I've got a dream."

• (Zachary Levi) "Rapunzel?"
• (Mandy Moore) "Eugene."
• (Zachary Levi) "Did I ever tell you I've got a thing for brunettes?"

• (Zachary Levi) "Ha. You should see your faces because you look;"
• (Zachary Levi) "-- ridiculous."

• (Zachary Levi) "Well, I've gotta say, I didn't know you had that in you back there. That was pretty impressive."
• (Mandy Moore) "I know."
• (Mandy Moore) "I know. So, Flynn, where are you from?"
• (Zachary Levi) "Whoa, whoa. Sorry, blondie, I don't do backstory. However, I am becoming very interested in yours. Now, I know I'm not supposed to mention the hair."
• (Mandy Moore) "Nope."
• (Zachary Levi) "Or the mother."
• (Mandy Moore) "Unh-unh."
• (Zachary Levi) "Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog."
• (Mandy Moore) "Chameleon."
• (Zachary Levi) "Nuance. Here's my question, though. If you want to see the lanterns so badly, why haven't you gone before?"
• (Mandy Moore) "Uh, heh, well --"
• (Mandy Moore) "Uh, Flynn?"
• (Mandy Moore) "Flynn?"
• (Captain of the Guard) "Rider."
• (Zachary Levi) "Run. Run."

• (Zachary Levi) "All right, Blondie."
• (Mandy Moore) "Rapunzel."
• (Zachary Levi) "Gesundheit."

• (Zachary Levi) "No -- no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad -- They just can't get my nose right."
• (Stabbington Brother) "Who cares?"
• (Zachary Levi) "Well, it's easy for you to say --"
• (Zachary Levi) "-- You guys look amazing."

• (Zachary Levi) "But I know what the big question is? Did Rapunzel and I ever get married? Well I am happy to say after years and years of asking, I finally said yes."
• (Mandy Moore) "Eugene."
• (Zachary Levi) "Okay, okay. I asked her."
• (Mandy Moore) "And we're living happily ever after."
• (Zachary Levi) "Yes we are."

• (Zachary Levi) "So. You're being strangely cryptic as you wrap your magic hair around my injured hand."
• (Mandy Moore) "Sorry. Just, don't -- don't freak out."

• (Zachary Levi) "Frying pans -- who knew, right?"

• (Zachary Levi) "Hey, Max."
• (Zachary Levi) "What? I bought them."
• (Zachary Levi) "-- most of them."

• (Zachary Levi) "Let me just get this straight, I take you to see the lanterns, bring you back home, and you'll give me back my satchel?"
• (Mandy Moore) "I promise."
• (Mandy Moore) "And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise."
• (Mandy Moore) "EVER."
• (Zachary Levi) "All right, listen. I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder."
• (Zachary Levi) "This is kind of an off-day for me. This doesn't normally happen."
• (Zachary Levi) "Fine. I'll take you to see the lanterns."
• (Mandy Moore) "Really?"
• (Mandy Moore) "Oops."
• (Zachary Levi) "You broke my smolder."

• (Zachary Levi) "I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I'm used to it. Guys I want a castle."

• (Zachary Levi) "This is the story of how I died. Don't worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn't even mine. This is the story of a girl named Rapunzel."

• (Zachary Levi) "You smell that? Take a deep breath through the nose."
• (Zachary Levi) "Really let that seep in. What are you getting? Because to me, that's part man-smell, and the other part is really bad man-smell. I don't know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?"

• (Zachary Levi) "All right, okay, give me a boost, and I'll pull you up."
• (Stabbington Brother) "Give us the satchel first."
• (Zachary Levi) "What? I just -- I can't believe that after all we've been through together, you don't -- trust me?"
• (Zachary Levi) "Ouch."
• (Stabbington Brother) "Now help us up, pretty boy."
• (Zachary Levi) "Sorry -- my hands are full."

Brad Garrett as Hook Hand Thug

• (Brad Garrett) "Head down."
• (Zachary Levi) "Head down."
• (Brad Garrett) "Arms in."
• (Zachary Levi) "Arms in."
• (Brad Garrett) "Knees apart."
• (Zachary Levi) "Knees apart -- Knees apart?"

• (Brad Garrett) "Go. Live your dream."
• (Zachary Levi) "I will."
• (Brad Garrett) "Your dream stinks. I was talking to her."

• (Brad Garrett) "What about you?"
• (Zachary Levi) "I'm sorry, me?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "What's your dream?"
• (Zachary Levi) "No, no, no. Sorry boys, I don't sing."
• (Zachary Levi) "I have dreams like you, no really, just much less touchy-feely, / They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny, / On an island that I own, Tanned and rested and alone, / Surrounded by enormous piles of money."
• (Mandy Moore) "I've got a dream,"
• (Unnamed) "She's got a dream,"
• (Mandy Moore) "I've got a dream,"
• (Unnamed) "She's got a dream,"
• (Mandy Moore) "I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam, / And with every passing hour, I'm so glad I left my tower, / Like all you lovely folks, I've got a dream."
• (Unnamed) "She's got a dream, he's got a dream, / I've got a dream, he's got a dream, / So our differences ain't really that extreme, / We're one big team --"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Call us brutal,"
• (Unnamed) "Say sadistic,"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "And grotesquely optimistic,"
• (Unnamed) "'Cause way down deep inside, we've got a dream."
• (Unnamed) "I've got a dream, I've got a dream, I've got a dream, I've got a dream,"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, way down deep inside, I've got a dream."

Donna Murphy as Mother Gothel

• (Donna Murphy) "Rapunzel. Let down your hair."
• (Mandy Moore) "One moment, Mother."
• (Donna Murphy) "I have a big surprise."
• (Mandy Moore) "Uh -- I do too."
• (Donna Murphy) "Ooh, I'll bet my surprise is bigger."
• (Mandy Moore) "I seriously doubt it."

• (Donna Murphy) "-- The Plague."
• (Mandy Moore) "No."
• (Donna Murphy) "Yes."

• (Donna Murphy) "I'm just teasing."

• (Donna Murphy) "Rapunzel? Rapunzel, what's going on up there? Are you all right?"
• (Mandy Moore) "I'm the lost princess."
• (Donna Murphy) "Please speak up, Rapunzel. You know how I hate the mumbling --"
• (Mandy Moore) "I am the lost princess. Aren't I?"
• (Mandy Moore) "Did I mumble, Mother? Or should I even call you that?"
• (Donna Murphy) "Oh, Rapunzel, do you even hear yourself? Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?"
• (Mandy Moore) "It was you. It was ALL you."
• (Donna Murphy) "Everything I did was to protect YOU."
• (Donna Murphy) "Rapunzel."
• (Mandy Moore) "I've spent my entire life hiding from people who would use me for my power --"
• (Donna Murphy) "Rapunzel."
• (Mandy Moore) "-- when I should have been hiding; from YOU."
• (Donna Murphy) "Where will you go? He won't be there for you."
• (Mandy Moore) "What did you do to him?"
• (Donna Murphy) "That criminal is to be hanged for his crimes."
• (Mandy Moore) "No --"
• (Donna Murphy) "Now, now, it's all right. Listen to me. All of this is as it should be."
• (Mandy Moore) "No. You were wrong about the world. And you were wrong about ME. And I will NEVER let you use my hair again."
• (Donna Murphy) "You want me to be the bad guy? Fine."
• (Donna Murphy) "Now I'm the bad guy."

• (Donna Murphy) "Rapunzel, please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling. Blah blah blah blah blah, it's very annoying. I'm just teasing, you're adorable. I love you so much, darling."

• (Donna Murphy) "Enough with the lights, Rapunzel. YOU are not leaving this tower. EVER."
• (Donna Murphy) "Great. Now I'M the bad guy."

• (Donna Murphy) "Mother knows best./Take it from your mumsy./On your own you won't survive./Sloppy, underdressed,/Immature, clumsy,/Please./They'll eat you up alive."

• (Donna Murphy) "Skip the drama, stay with Mama."

• (Donna Murphy) "I really did try, Rapunzel. I tried to warn you what was out there. The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it."

Richard Kiel as Vlad

• (Richard Kiel) "Is this you?"
• (Zachary Levi) "Oh, now they're just being mean."

• (Richard Kiel) "I believe this is the man you're looking for."
• (Paul F. Tompkins) "You got me."

Mandy Moore as Rapunzel

• (Mandy Moore) "So, what do you want with my hair? To cut it?"
• (Zachary Levi) "What?"
• (Mandy Moore) "Sell it?"
• (Zachary Levi) "No. Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it -- lit-er-a-lly."

• (Mandy Moore) "Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother?"
• (Mandy Moore) "Well --"
• (Mandy Moore) "-- tell that to my frying pa --"

• (Mandy Moore) "We made it."
• (Zachary Levi) "Her hair glows."
• (Mandy Moore) "We're alive. We're alive."
• (Zachary Levi) "I didn't see that coming."
• (Mandy Moore) "Eugene."
• (Zachary Levi) "The hair actually glows."
• (Mandy Moore) "Eugene."
• (Zachary Levi) "Why does her hair glow."
• (Mandy Moore) "Eugene."
• (Zachary Levi) "What?"
• (Mandy Moore) "It doesn't just glow."
• (Zachary Levi) "Why is he smiling at me?"

• (Mandy Moore) "Who's that?"
• (Zachary Levi) "They don't like me."
• (Mandy Moore) "Who's that?"
• (Zachary Levi) "They don't like me either."
• (Mandy Moore) "Who's that?"
• (Zachary Levi) "Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me."

• (Mandy Moore) "Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me?"
• (Zachary Levi) "Stay calm. It can probably smell fear."

• (Mandy Moore) "I can't believe I did this."
• (Mandy Moore) "I can't believe I did this."
• (Mandy Moore) "I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS."
• (Mandy Moore) "-- Mother would be so furious."
• (Mandy Moore) "Well, that's okay. I mean, what she doesn't know won't kill her, right?"
• (Mandy Moore) "Oh, my gosh -- This would kill her."
• (Mandy Moore) "THIS IS SOOO FUUUUUN."
• (Mandy Moore) "-- I am a horrible daughter. I'm going back."
• (Mandy Moore) "I am NEVER going back. Woo-hoo."
• (Mandy Moore) "I am a despicable human being."
• (Mandy Moore) "WOO-HOOO. BEST DAY EVER."

• (Mandy Moore) "Who are you, and how did you find me?"
• (Zachary Levi) "I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say -- Hi. How ya doin'?"

• (Mandy Moore) "I have made the decision to trust you."
• (Zachary Levi) "A horrible decision really."

• (Mandy Moore) "This is all my fault. She was right. I never should've done this. I'm so, I'm so sorry, Flynn."
• (Zachary Levi) "Eugene."
• (Mandy Moore) "What?"
• (Zachary Levi) "My real name is Eugene Fitzherbert. Someone might as well know."
• (Mandy Moore) "Hmm. I have magic hair that glows when I sing."
• (Zachary Levi) "What?"
• (Mandy Moore) "I have magic hair that glows when I sing."
• (Mandy Moore) "Flower, gleam and glow. Let your power shine."

• (Mandy Moore) "I've been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it's not everything I dreamed it would be?"
• (Zachary Levi) "It will be."
• (Mandy Moore) "And what if it is? What do I do then?"
• (Zachary Levi) "Well, that's the good part I guess. You get to go find a new dream."

• (Zachary Levi) "You know, I can't help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here."
• (Mandy Moore) "What?"
• (Zachary Levi) "Now, I'm only picking up bits and pieces here, of course. Overprotective mother, forbidden road trip. I mean, this is serious stuff. But let me ease your conscience. This is part of growing up. A little rebellion, a little adventure, that's good. Healthy, even."
• (Mandy Moore) "You think?"
• (Zachary Levi) "I know. You're way over thinking this, trust me. Does your mother deserve it? No. Would this break her heart and crush her soul? Of course. But you've just got to do it."
• (Mandy Moore) "Break her heart?"
• (Zachary Levi) "In half."
• (Mandy Moore) "Crush her soul?"
• (Zachary Levi) "Like a grape."
• (Mandy Moore) "She would be heartbroken. You're right."
• (Zachary Levi) "I am, aren't I? Oh, bother."
• (Zachary Levi) "All right. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm letting you out of the deal."
• (Mandy Moore) "What?"
• (Zachary Levi) "That's right, but don't thank me. Let's turn around and get you home. Here's your pan, here's your frog."
• (Zachary Levi) "I get back my satchel and you get back a mother-daughter relationship based on mutual trust, and violà, we part ways as unlikely friends."
• (Mandy Moore) "No. I am seeing those lanterns."
• (Zachary Levi) "Oh, come on. What is it going to take for me to get my satchel back?"
• (Mandy Moore) "I will use this."

• (Mandy Moore) "Hi. Welcome home, Mother."
• (Donna Murphy) "Oh. Rapunzel. How you manage to do that every single day without fail. It looks absolutely exhausting, darling."
• (Mandy Moore) "Oh, it's nothing."
• (Donna Murphy) "Then I don't know why it takes so long."

• (Mandy Moore) "Please don't freak out."
• (Zachary Levi) "I'm not freaking out. Are you freaking out? No, I'm just very interested in your hair and the magical qualities that it possesses. How long has it been doing that, exactly?"
• (Mandy Moore) "Uh, forever, I guess. Mother says when I was a baby, people tried to cut it. They wanted to take it for themselves. But once it's cut, it turns brown and loses its power."
• (Mandy Moore) "A gift like that, it has to be protected. That's why Mother never let me -- that's why I never left, and --"
• (Zachary Levi) "You never left that tower. And you're still gonna go back?"
• (Mandy Moore) "No. Yes. Ugh. It's complicated. So, Eugene Fitzherbert, huh?"
• (Zachary Levi) "Yeah, well, I'll spare you the sob story of poor orphan Eugene Fitzherbert. It's a little bit of a -- It's a little bit of a downer."
• (Zachary Levi) "Huh. There was this book. A book I used to read every night to all the younger kids, "The Tales of Flynnagan Rider." Swashbuckling rogue, richest man alive, not bad with the ladies, either. Not that he'd ever brag about it, of course."
• (Mandy Moore) "Hmm. Was he a thief, too?"
• (Zachary Levi) "Well, no. Actually he had enough money to do anything that he wanted to do. He could go anywhere that he wanted to go. And; and for a kid with nothing, I don't know. It just seemed like the better option. You can't tell anyone about this, okay? It could ruin my whole reputation."
• (Mandy Moore) "Ah. We wouldn't want that."
• (Zachary Levi) "Well, a fake reputation is all a man has. Um, well I should um -- I; I should get some more firewood."
• (Mandy Moore) "Hey. For the record, I like Eugene Fitzherbert much better than Flynn Rider."
• (Zachary Levi) "Well, then you'd be the first. But thank you."

• (Mandy Moore) "Flower gleam and glow. Let your powers shine. Make the clock reverse. Bring back what once was mine. Heal what has been hurt. Change the fates' design. Save what has been lost. Bring back what once was mine, What once was mine --"

• (Mandy Moore) "PUT HIM DOWN."
• (Mandy Moore) "Okay, I don't know where I am and I need him to take me to see the lanterns because I've been dreaming about them my entire life. FIND YOUR HUMANITY. Haven't any of you ever had a dream?"
• (Brad Garrett) "I had a dream once."

• (Mandy Moore) "I met someone."
• (Donna Murphy) "Yes. The wanted thief, I'm so proud."

• (Mandy Moore) "Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will -- fate -- destiny --"
• (Zachary Levi) "A horse."

• (Mandy Moore) "I think he likes me."
• (Donna Murphy) "Likes you? Please, Rapunzel, that's demented."
• (Mandy Moore) "But Mother, I --"
• (Donna Murphy) "This is why you never should have left./Dear, this whole romance that you've invented / Just proves you're too naive to be here./Why would he like you? Come on now, really./Look at you. You think that he's impressed?/Don't be a dummy, come with mummy./Mother --"
• (Mandy Moore) "No."
• (Donna Murphy) "No? Oh. I see how it is. Rapunzel knows best; Rapunzel's so mature now./Such a clever grown-up miss./Rapunzel knows best. Fine, if you're so sure now,/Go ahead and give him this, huh?"
• (Mandy Moore) "How did you?"
• (Donna Murphy) "THIS is why he's here. Don't let him deceive you./Give it to him, watch, you'll see."
• (Mandy Moore) "I will."
• (Donna Murphy) "Trust me, my dear, that's how fast he'll leave you./I won't say I told you so./No, Rapunzel knows best./So, if he's such a dreamboat,/Go and put him to the test."
• (Mandy Moore) "Mother, wait."
• (Donna Murphy) "If he's lying, don't come crying/Mother -- knows best."

• (Mandy Moore) "I have something for you too."
• (Mandy Moore) "I should have given it to you before, but I was scared. And the thing is, I'm not scared anymore. You know what I mean?"
• (Zachary Levi) "I'm starting to."

Jeffrey Tambor as Big Nose Thug

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I've got scars and lumps and bruises, plus something here that oozes, and let's not even mention my complexion, / But despite my extra toes, and my goiter and my nose, I really want to make a love connection. / Can't you see me with a special little lady, rowing in a row boat down the stream? / Though I'm one disgusting blighter, I'm a lover, not a fighter, / 'Cause way down deep inside I got a dream."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I've got a dream,"
• (Unnamed) "He's got a dream,"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "And I know one day romance will reign supreme, / Though my face leaves people screaming, there's a child behind it dreaming, / Like everybody else, I've got a dream."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Tor would like to quit and be a florist."
• (Richard Kiel) "Gunther does interior design."
• (Paul F. Tompkins) "Ulf is into mime."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Attila's cupcakes are sublime."
• (Paul F. Tompkins) "Bruiser knits, Killer sews, Fang does little puppet shows."
• (Brad Garrett) "And Vladimir collects ceramic u-ni-corns --"

Paul F. Tompkins as Thug 2

• (Captain of the Guard) "What is this?"
• (Captain of the Guard) "Open up."
• (Paul F. Tompkins) "What's the password?"
• (Captain of the Guard) "What?"
• (Paul F. Tompkins) "Nope."
• (Captain of the Guard) "Open this door."
• (Paul F. Tompkins) "Not even close."
• (Captain of the Guard) "You have three seconds. One -- two -- three --"
• (Captain of the Guard) "Huh?"
• (Zachary Levi) "Frying pans. Who knew, right?"

• (Paul F. Tompkins) "Whoaaaa. Somebody get me a glass. 'Cuz I just found me a tall drink of water."

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