Tango and Cash Quotes

Tango and Cash is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Tango &amp completed its run in 1970.

It features Jon Peters; Peter Guber as producer, Harold Faltermeyer in charge of musical score, and Donald E. Thorin as head of cinematography.

Tango and Cash is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Tango and Cash is 104 minutes long. Tango and Cash is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Brion James as Requin, Geoffrey Lewis as Captain Schroeder, Phil Rubenstein as Assistant Warden Matt Sokowski, Michael J. Pollard as Owen, Jack Palance as Yves Perret, Marc Alaimo as Lopez, Robert Z'Dar as Face, and Clint Howard as Slinky.

Tango and Cash Quotes

Robert Z'Dar as Face

• (Ray Tango) "Glad you could drop in. Do you like jewelery?"
• (Robert Z'Dar) "Oh, f*** you."
• (Ray Tango) "I prefer blondes."
• (Ray Tango) "Do the honors."

• (Ray Tango) "Oh s***, it's Conan."
• (Gabriel Cash) "What?"
• (Ray Tango) "It's Conan."
• (Gabriel Cash) "We're gonna get F.U.B.A.R now."
• (Ray Tango) "What the hell is F.U.B.A.R?"
• (Gabriel Cash) "You'll see."
• (Robert Z'Dar) "Real bad ass cops. You don't look so tough now, do you? DO YOU, YOU f***?"
• (Ray Tango) "He must mean you."
• (Robert Z'Dar) "Out on the streets, this pig and his cop friends, broke my ribs, my leg and my jaw."
• (Gabriel Cash) "You broke that jaw?"
• (Ray Tango) "He deserved it."

Michael J. Pollard as Owen

• (Michael J. Pollard) "Cash what was that noise?"
• (Gabriel Cash) "Don't worry Owen, just a couple speed bumps."

Jack Palance as Yves Perret

• (Jack Palance) "Quicker -- and easier. Yes, quick and easy is how you make a cake. Or clean a toilet bowl, or shop -- by mail. But quicker and easier is not how you run a multi-million dollar business such as ours."

• (Jack Palance) "Rats in a maze, men in a cage."

• (Jack Palance) "There you go thinking again. That will be the cause of your downfall. Try -- try to control your fear. These men are convicted killers and fugitives. They won't last long on the outside."
• (Marc Alaimo) "Mr. Perret, we cannot rely on the police. I insist --"
• (Jack Palance) "Don't insist. Insistent people make me angry. Everything is under control."
• (Jack Palance) "Cover your tracks."

• (Jack Palance) "When the one Great Scorer comes to write against your name, he'll mark -- not that you won or lost -- but how you played the game. What bulls***."

• (Jack Palance) "Ah, the infamous Cash and Tango. Dishonored. Imprisoned. Such a shameful fall from glory."
• (Ray Tango) "And who are you?"
• (Jack Palance) "Just think of me as somebody who doesn't like you very much."

Geoffrey Lewis as Captain Schroeder

• (Ray Tango) "Captain?"
• (Geoffrey Lewis) "Is this the way you screen all your guests?"

• (Geoffrey Lewis) "If you really wanted to stare death in the eye, you shoulda gotten married."
• (Ray Tango) "Is that a proposal?"

Phil Rubenstein as Assistant Warden Matt Sokowski

• (Phil Rubenstein) "What's widdya friend?"
• (Gabriel Cash) "He's a little upset. He misses his wardrobe."
• (Ray Tango) "I DO miss my wardrobe."

Brion James as Requin

• (Gabriel Cash) "You wanna cut my throat, go ahead. You wanna cut my f***in' head off and use it for a f***in' basketball? You can bowl with the motherf***er for all I care. Just don't let HIM do it. I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant JERKOFF. I wanna get killed by an AMERICAN jerkoff."
• (Brion James) "You f***ing wanker."

• (Gabriel Cash) "Come on, you meat puppet. Who pulls your strings?"
• (Brion James) "Piss off. Bollocks to Plan A. I like this. The view's great up here. Heh, heh."
• (Gabriel Cash) "What'd he say?"
• (Ray Tango) "Plan "A"'s a loser."
• (Gabriel Cash) "Hold on. Give me a name, Death-Breath, or you're going back to f***ing England in a f***ing baggie."
• (Brion James) "Up yours, arsehole. You ain't worth a toss. Go on, drop me. Do it."
• (Gabriel Cash) "Plan "A" is definitely a loser."

Clint Howard as Slinky

• (Clint Howard) "I'm not afraid of you. See that? I killed him."
• (Ray Tango) "Congratulations."
• (Clint Howard) "He was my best friend."
• (Clint Howard) "Crazy people aren't afraid of anybody."

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