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Teacher's Pet (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Teacher's Pet (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Teacher's Pet completed its run in 1970.

Teacher's Pet (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Dig this, "The praying mantis can rotate its head a hundred and eighty degrees while waiting for its next meal to walk by." Hah."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, come on, guys. Hah."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, Ms. French is sort of big. For a bug."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, Xander. I've done something really stupid. I hope you can forgive me."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, forgiveness is my middle name. Well, actually it's LaVelle, and I'd appreciate it if you guard that secret with your life."
  • (Unnamed) "This computer invasion that Willow's performing on the coroner's office, one-one assumes it is entirely legal?"
  • (Unnamed) "Of course."
  • (Unnamed) "Entirely."
  • (Unnamed) "Right. Wasn't here. Didn't see it. Couldn't have stopped you."
  • (Unnamed) "Dr. Ferris Carlyle spent years transcribing a lost pre-Germanic language. What he discovered he kept to himself until several teenage boys were murdered in the Cotswolds. Then he went hunting for it."
  • (Unnamed) "It being --"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, he calls her a She-Mantis. This type of creature, the Kleptes-Virgo, or, or virgin-thief, appears in; in many cultures. The Greek sirens, the Celtic sea maidens, who; who tore the living flesh from the bones of, um --"
  • (Unnamed) "Giles, while we're young."
  • (Unnamed) "This is a question that no one particularly wants to hear, but, where did they put his head?"
  • (Unnamed) "Good point. I didn't wanna hear that."
  • (Unnamed) "You were there. You saw Doctor Gregory didn't you?"
  • (Unnamed) "Um, you mean yesterday in the cafeteria when we found him --"
  • (Unnamed) "Don't say dead, or decapitated, or decomposing. I'd stay away from 'D' words all together."
  • (Unnamed) "Recording bat sonar is something soothingly akin to having one's teeth drilled."
  • (Unnamed) "So, I'm an undead monster that can shave with my hand; How many things am I afraid of?"
  • (Unnamed) "Not many, and not substitute teachers as a rule."
  • (Unnamed) "No, I'm not saying she craned her neck, we are talking full-on Exorcist twist."
  • (Unnamed) "That's all he said? Fork Guy?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's all Cryptic Guy said: Fork Guy."
  • (Unnamed) "I think there are too many 'guys' in your life."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't give him a moment's mercy, he'll rip your throat out."
  • (Unnamed) "Dig this; 'the praying mantis can rotate his head a hundred and eighty degrees while waiting for a meal to wander by -- Hah."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, come on, guys. Hah."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, Ms. French is sort of big. For a bug."

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