Tell It to the Frogs Quotes

Tell It to the Frogs is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Tell It to the Frogs ended in 1970.

Tell It to the Frogs Quotes

• (Dale Horvath) "It's the first one we've had up here. They never come this far up the mountain."
• (Jim) "Well, they're running out of food in the city, that's what."

• (Shane Walsh) "I will teach you to catch frogs."
• (Carl Grimes) "I've caught a frog before."
• (Shane Walsh) "I said frogs -- Plural. And it is an art, my friend. It is not to be taken lightly. There are ways and means. Few people know about it. I'm willing to share my secrets."
• (Lori Grimes) "Oh, I'm a girl. You talk to him."
• (Shane Walsh) "It's a one-time offer, bud -- Not to be repeated."

• (Dale Horvath) "Calm down, son. That's not helping."
• (Daryl Dixon) "What do you know about it, old man? Why don't you take that stupid hat and go back to 'On Golden Pond'?"

• (Shane Walsh) "Hey, Ed, you want to rethink that log?"
• (Ed Peletier) "It's cold, man."
• (Shane Walsh) "The cold don't change the rules, does it? Keep our fires low, just embers so we can't be seen from a distance, right?"
• (Ed Peletier) "I said it's cold. You should mind your own business for once."
• (Shane Walsh) "Hey, Ed -- Are you sure you want to have this conversation, man?"
• (Ed Peletier) "Go on. Pull the damn thing out. Go on."

• (Amy) "We could lie."
• (Andrea) "Or tell the truth. Merle was out of control. Something had to be done or he'd have gotten us killed. Your husband did what was necessary. And if Merle got left behind, it is nobody's fault but Merle's."
• (Dale Horvath) "And that's what we tell Daryl? I don't see a rational discussion to be had from that, do you? Word to the wise -- We're gonna have our hands full when he gets back from his hunt."

• (Rick Grimes) "Disoriented. I guess that comes closest. Disoriented. Fear, confusion -- all those things but -- Disoriented comes closest."
• (Dale Horvath) "Words can be meager things. Sometimes they fall short."
• (Rick Grimes) "I felt like I'd been ripped out of my life and put somewhere else. For a while I thought I was trapped in some coma dream, something I might not wake up from ever."

• (Rick Grimes) "I can't tell you how grateful I am to you, Shane. I can't begin to express it."
• (Dale Horvath) "There go those words falling short again. Paltry things."

• (Jacqui) "Can someone explain to me how the women wound up doing all the Hattie McDaniel work?"
• (Amy) "The world ended. Didn't you get the memo?"

• (Carl Grimes) "I'm not getting anything."
• (Shane Walsh) "Yeah. Being all wily, staying submerged. Little suckers, they know something's up. That's what's going on. Just going to have to do this the old-fashioned way. All right, little man, look. You are the -- you are the key in all this, okay? All I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go after one of them, all right, scare the rest of them off. They're all gonna scatter. I'm gonna drive 'em your way, okay?"
• (Carl Grimes) "All right."
• (Shane Walsh) "What you need to do is you need to round up every bad boy you see, all right? Are you with me?"
• (Carl Grimes) "Yeah. Yeah."
• (Shane Walsh) "Hells yeah. Give me your mean face."
• (Shane Walsh) "Yes sir. Are you ready?"
• (Carl Grimes) "Yeah."

• (Shane Walsh) "Could you just tell me why? Why would you risk your life for a douchebag like Merle Dixon?"
• (Daryl Dixon) "Hey, choose your words more carefully."
• (Shane Walsh) "No, I did. Douchebag's what I meant. Merle Dixon -- The guy wouldn't give you a glass of water if you were dying of thirst."
• (Rick Grimes) "What he would or wouldn't do doesn't interest me. I can't let a man die of thirst -- Me. Thirst and exposure. We left him like an animal caught in a trap. That's no way for anything to die, let alone a human being."

• (Lori Grimes) "I'm sorry. Is there a gray area here? Let me dispel it. You stay away from me. You stay away from my son. You don't look at him. You don't talk to him. From now on, my family is off-limits to you."
• (Shane Walsh) "Lori, I don't think that's fair. I don't think that I deserve that --"
• (Lori Grimes) "Shane, shut up. Don't. My husband is back. He is alive."
• (Shane Walsh) "He's my best friend. Do you think I'm not happy about that?"
• (Lori Grimes) "How dare you? Why would you be? You are the one that told me that he died. You son of a bitch."

• (Shane Walsh) "Lori, could you just wait up a sec? I think we should talk. We haven't had a chance --"
• (Lori Grimes) "No, no, no. That's over, too. You can tell that to the frogs."

• (Shane Walsh) "Now you're gonna risk three men, huh?"
• (T-Dog) "Four."
• (Daryl Dixon) "My day just gets better and better, don't it?"
• (T-Dog) "You see anybody else here stepping up to save your brother's cracker ass?"
• (Daryl Dixon) "Why you?"
• (T-Dog) "You wouldn't even begin to understand. You don't speak my language."
• (Dale Horvath) "That's four."

• (T-Dog) "I was scared and I ran. I'm not ashamed of it."
• (Andrea) "We were all scared. We all ran. What's your point?"
• (T-Dog) "I stopped long enough to chain that door. Staircase is narrow. Maybe half a dozen geeks can squeeze against it at any one time. It's not enough to break through that -- Not that chain, not that padlock. My point -- Dixon's alive and he's still up there, handcuffed on that roof. That's on us."

• (Ed Peletier) "What's so funny?"
• (Andrea) "Just swapping war stories, Ed. Yeah."
• (Andrea) "Problem, Ed?"
• (Ed Peletier) "Nothin' that concerns you. And you ought to focus on your work. This ain't no comedy club."

• (Rick Grimes) "I wondered where that went."
• (Lori Grimes) "Do you want it back?"
• (Rick Grimes) "Of course."

• (Dale Horvath) "I never like lending tools. The last time I did --"
• (Dale Horvath) "And yes, I am talking about you -- Let's just say your bag of guns wasn't the only bag that was dropped. My tools got left behind with Merle."
• (Rick Grimes) "We'll bring your tools back too. Think of the bolt cutters as an investment."
• (Dale Horvath) "Sounds like more of a gamble."

• (Rick Grimes) "Merle first or guns?"
• (Daryl Dixon) "Merle. We ain't even having this conversation."

• (Rick Grimes) "Your brother was a danger to us all, so I handcuffed him on a roof, hooked him to a piece of metal. He's still there."
• (Daryl Dixon) "Hold on. Let me process this. You're saying you handcuffed my brother to a roof and you left him there?"
• (Rick Grimes) "Yeah."

• (Shane Walsh) "How'd y'all get out of there anyway?"
• (Glenn Rhee) "New guy -- He got us out."
• (Shane Walsh) "New guy?"
• (Morales) "Yeah, crazy Vato just got into town. Hey, helicopter boy. Come say hello. The guy's a cop like you."
• (Rick Grimes) "Oh, my god."
• (Carl Grimes) "Dad. Dad."

• (Shane Walsh) "So that's it, huh? You're just gonna walk off? Just to hell with everybody else?"
• (Rick Grimes) "I'm not saying to hell with anybody -- Not you, Shane -- Lori least of all."
• (Shane Walsh) "Tell her that."
• (Rick Grimes) "She knows."

• (Rick Grimes) "I knew I would."
• (Lori Grimes) "You're getting cocky now, a little bit."
• (Rick Grimes) "No. No, I knew. Walking into our home, finding an empty house, both of you gone."
• (Lori Grimes) "I'm so sorry."
• (Rick Grimes) "I knew you were alive."
• (Lori Grimes) "How?"
• (Rick Grimes) "The photos were gone, all our family albums."
• (Rick Grimes) "I told you so."
• (Lori Grimes) "Now you're getting cocky, huh? A lot."
• (Rick Grimes) "It belongs in here."

• (Carol Peletier) "I do miss my Maytag."
• (Andrea) "I miss my Benz, my Sat Nav."
• (Jacqui) "I miss my coffeemaker with that dual-drip filter and built-in grinder, honey."
• (Amy) "My computer -- And texting."
• (Andrea) "I miss my vibrator."
• (Jacqui) "Oh."
• (Amy) "Oh my God."
• (Carol Peletier) "Me, too."

• (Daryl Dixon) "Damn. You are one ugly skank."

• (Shane Walsh) "You put your hands on your wife, your little girl or anybody else in this camp one more time, I will not stop next time. Do you hear me? Do you hear me."
• (Ed Peletier) "Yes."
• (Shane Walsh) "I'll beat you to death, Ed."

• (Morales) "Best not to dwell on it. Merle got left behind. Nobody's gonna be sad he didn't come back -- Except maybe Daryl."
• (Rick Grimes) "Daryl?"
• (Morales) "His brother."

• (T-Dog) "It's not Rick's fault. I had the key. I dropped it."
• (Daryl Dixon) "You couldn't pick it up?"
• (T-Dog) "Well, I dropped it in a drain."
• (Daryl Dixon) "If it's supposed to make me feel better, it don't."

• (Glenn Rhee) "Whoo-hoo."
• (Morales) "At least somebody's having a good day."

• (Dale Horvath) "I'll be damned"
• (Amy) "What is it?"
• (Dale Horvath) "A stolen car is my guess."

• (Lori Grimes) "Hey. You know, I bet they'll be just fine."
• (Carl Grimes) "I'm not worried. Are you?"
• (Lori Grimes) "Yeah, a little."
• (Carl Grimes) "Don't be."
• (Lori Grimes) "Why?"
• (Carl Grimes) "Think about it, mom. Everything that's happened to him so far -- Nothing's killed him yet."

• (Lori Grimes) "Morning, officer."
• (Rick Grimes) "Hey."
• (Lori Grimes) "You sleep okay?"
• (Rick Grimes) "Better than in a long time."
• (Lori Grimes) "Well, I didn't want to wake you. I figured you could use it."

• (Lori Grimes) "Baby, I really thought I would never see you again. I'm so sorry -- For everything. I feel like -- When you were in the hospital, I just -- I wanted to take it all back -- The anger and the bad times. But the mistakes --"
• (Rick Grimes) "Maybe we got a second chance. Not many people get that."

• (Glenn Rhee) "Look at 'em. Vultures. Yeah, go on, strip it clean."
• (Dale Horvath) "Generators need every drop of fuel they can get. Got no power without it. Sorry, Glenn."
• (Glenn Rhee) "Thought I'd get to drive it at least a few more days."
• (Rick Grimes) "Maybe we'll get to steal another one someday."

• (Daryl Dixon) "Merle. Merle. No. No."
• (Daryl Dixon) "No. No. No."

• (Lori Grimes) "To hell with the guns. Shane is right. Merle Dixon? He's not worth one of your lives, even with guns thrown in. Tell me. Make me understand."
• (Rick Grimes) "I owe a debt to a man I met and his little boy. Lori, if they hadn't taken me in, I'd have died. It's because of them that I made it back to you at all. They said they'd follow me to Atlanta. They'll walk into the same trap I did if I don't warn him."
• (Lori Grimes) "What's stopping you?"
• (Rick Grimes) "The walkie-talkie, the one in the bag I dropped. He's got the other one."

• (Daryl Dixon) "I've been tracking this deer for miles. Gonna drag it back to camp, cook us up some venison. What do you think? Do you think we can cut around this chewed up part right here?"
• (Shane Walsh) "I would not risk that."
• (Daryl Dixon) "That's a damn shame. I got some squirrel -- About a dozen or so. That'll have to do."

• (Merle Dixon) "No, Jesus. Jesus. No-no-no-no-no-no. Please. I didn't behave, I know. I know I'm being punished. I know. I -- Oh, I deserve it. I deserve it. I've been bad. Help me now. Show me the way. Go on, tell me what to do. Tell me. Tell me."
• (Merle Dixon) "God."
• (Merle Dixon) "That's okay. Never you mind, silly Christ boy. I ain't begged you before. I ain't gonna start begging now."
• (Merle Dixon) "I ain't gonna beg you now. Don't you worry about me begging you ever. I'll never beg you. I ain't gonna beg you. I never begged you before. Oh, s***. No."

• (Rick Grimes) "I'd like to have a calm discussion on this topic. Do you think we can manage that? Do you think we can manage that?"
• (Shane Walsh) "Hmm?"
• (Daryl Dixon) "Mmm. Yeah."
• (Rick Grimes) "What I did was not on a whim. Your brother does not work and play well with others."

• (T-Dog) "Have you given any thought to Daryl Dixon? He won't be happy to hear his brother was left behind."
• (T-Dog) "I'll tell him. I dropped the key. It's on me."
• (Rick Grimes) "I cuffed him. That makes it mine."
• (Glenn Rhee) "Guys, it's not a competition. I don't mean to bring race into this, but it might sound better coming from a white guy."

• (Carl Grimes) "Mom said you died."
• (Rick Grimes) "She had every reason to believe that. Don't you ever doubt it."
• (Lori Grimes) "When things started to get really bad, they told me at the hospital that they were gonna medevac you and the other patients to Atlanta, and it never happened."
• (Rick Grimes) "Well, I'm not surprised after Atlanta fell."
• (Lori Grimes) "Yeah."

• (Carol Peletier) "Andrea, please. It doesn't matter."
• (Ed Peletier) "Hey, don't think I won't knock you on your ass just 'cause you're some college-educated cooze."

• (Merle Dixon) "That's right. You heard me, bitch. You got a problem? Bring it on if you're man enough, Or take it up the chain if you're a p*****. You heard me, you p*****-ass noncom bitch. You ain't deaf. Take it up the damn chain of command or you can kiss my lily-white ass."
• (Merle Dixon) "That's right. That's what I said. You heard me. And then this idiot, he takes a swing, You know, and well --"
• (Merle Dixon) "Oh, you should've seen the look on his face when I punched out his front teeth. Yeah, five of 'em. Pow. Pow. Just like that. Huh. Oh, my God. Sixteen months in the stockade -- Oh, that's what them teeth cost me. Ah, that was -- that was hard time, but by God, it was worth every minute of it. Just to see that prick spit his teeth out on the ground."
• (Merle Dixon) "Yes sir, worth every minute."
• (Merle Dixon) "Oh, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. God. God. No, no. God. Jesus. No, no, merciful Christ. No, no. No, no. God, help me. God. God. Jesus, please. Jesus, please. Help me. Come on now. Help me --"

• (Shane Walsh) "Are you crazy, driving this wailing bastard up here? Are you trying to draw every Walker for miles?"
• (Dale Horvath) "I think we're okay."
• (Shane Walsh) "You call being stupid okay?"
• (Dale Horvath) "Well, the alarm was echoing all over these hills. Hard to pinpoint the source. I'm not arguing. I'm just saying. It wouldn't hurt you to think things through a little more carefully next time, would it?"
• (Glenn Rhee) "Sorry. Got a cool car."

• (Daryl Dixon) "Son of a bitch. That's my deer. Look at it. All gnawed on by this -- Filthy, disease-bearing, motherless poxy bastard."

• (Shane Walsh) "Hey, Rick, got any rounds in the python?"
• (Rick Grimes) "No."
• (Shane Walsh) "Last time we were on the gun range, I'm sure I wound up with a few loose rounds of yours."
• (Rick Grimes) "You and that bag -- like the bottom of an old lady's purse."

• (Lori Grimes) "God. What?"
• (Rick Grimes) "I've been thinking about the man we left behind."
• (Lori Grimes) "You're not serious."

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