Tenacious D (TV series) Quotes

Tenacious D is a television show that first aired in 1997 on HBO. Tenacious D ended in 1970.

Tenacious D aired for 6 episodes. Tenacious D is executive produced by Jack Black. Tenacious D is created by Jack Black.

Tenacious D is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Tenacious D is 25 minutes long. Tenacious D is produced by Dakota Pictures. Spinoffs for this show include Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny.

Tenacious D Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Hey, boys. You were incredible. Your songs, the way you moved -- you did it. You blew me away. So which one of you assholes is gonna f*** me?"
• (Unnamed) "-- I will."

• (Unnamed) "Ok, the next band asked me to read this. "Caution: The surgeon general of rock warns that viewing this band is equal to 29 orgasms." Here they are, Tenacious D."

• (Unnamed) "Now after a couple of years of your focusing earnestly on your craft, KG & I will swoop in. We will check out your progress and encourage you TO CONTINUE. Or we will say STOP -- and then seriously, you MUST STOP/"

• (Club Sign) "Open Mike Night: You've seen the rest, now see more."

• (Unnamed) "Hey. Stop whistling over there."

• (Unnamed) "What's she like?"
• (Unnamed) "She's totally into Satan."
• (Unnamed) "You love Satan."
• (Unnamed) "I know. She's got her spine pierced."
• (Unnamed) "Dude, you're totally into spinal piercing."
• (Unnamed) "And she loves to clog."

• (Unnamed) "Power sause will keep you rockin' all day and night."
• (Unnamed) "Hey Jack, are they're any side effects?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, you itch like a mother f***er."

• (Unnamed) "I got it --. no wait, that's a bottle cap"
• (Unnamed) "Kyle. Did you look underneath THE BAR?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, nothing."
• (Unnamed) "Ok, you guys, seriously, sincerely, you have to get out of here. We're closed."
• (Unnamed) "Look, tomorrow when you're cleaning the floor if you find --"
• (Unnamed) "We only clean on holidays."

• (Unnamed) "What's that smell?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh that, the collective leaving of the brethren."
• (Unnamed) "You mean your s***s?"
• (Unnamed) "Our "cult" has a simple philosophy, each time you produce a stool, you part with a portion of your soul. We save our droppings so that when we die, we may be buried with them and be complete before entering the next world."

• (Unnamed) "Sometimes you gotta leave your zone of safety. You have to manufacture Inspirado. You gotta get out of the apartment. You've got to run with the wolves. You've got to dive into the ocean and fight with the sharks. Or just treat yourself to a delicious hot fudge sundae. With nuts."

• (Unnamed) "Hey guys, guys, guys, um, listen, can you take next week off?"
• (Unnamed) "You think we need a break?"
• (Unnamed) "Actually, I think we need a break."

• (Unnamed) "There's a cover charge."
• (Unnamed) "Piece of the gate. Pro Gig."
• (Unnamed) "No, you'd actually have to pay the cover to get in."
• (Unnamed) "It's still a f***in' road gig."

• (Unnamed) "This guy is total stalkerazzi."
• (Unnamed) "He's full love-knife material."
• (Unnamed) "Love knife?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, they get in close, too close, 'Man, I love you guys so much, I have to show you -- '"
• (Unnamed) "And then, you're bloody all over, and they think they're doing a good thing --"
• (Unnamed) "Guys."
• (Unnamed) "AHHHHH."

• (Unnamed) "Hi, Kyle. How's the clogging coming along? Hi, Flarna."
• (Unnamed) "Hi."
• (Unnamed) "Jack."
• (Unnamed) "Oh yeah. Jack. You fixed my car."
• (Unnamed) "No, no, we met at the thing --"

• (Unnamed) "Lee, why are you crying?"
• (Unnamed) "You guys are scaring me, you're sick and I hope that you never get well"

• (Unnamed) "Ok, this next act asked me to read this. "Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Molly Hatchet could not be here tonight, but they all had sex and are proud to announce the birth of their two-headed baby, Tenacious D.""

• (Unnamed) "Where do songs come from? Inspirado."

• (Unnamed) "Let's kick it. I'll say "Kick it," and you'll just kick it with a tasty groove, ok? One, two, three, kick it. Kick it. Come on, god DAMMIT. GOD, KYLE. COULD YOU ONE TIME KICK IT, WHAT THE f***?"

• (Unnamed) "1967, I'm onstage at the Filmore East. Jimi Hendrix is backstage, throwing up. Mama Cass is stewing up a pot of her famous spaghetti pie. Janis Joplin is washing dishes and throwing up. And then the cops bust in."

• (Unnamed) "I was in a band once, a couple of bands. Yup, I've seen it all. I drove a car into a hotel room once. Had a three-way with a pair of Siamese twins. Ate an ENTIRE HORSE."

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