That's My Boy (2012 film) Quotes

That's My Boy (2012 film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . That's My Boy ended in 1970.

It features Rupert Gregson-Williams in charge of musical score, and Brandon Trost as head of cinematography.

That's My Boy (2012 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of That's My Boy (2012 film) is 114 minutes long. That's My Boy (2012 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Adam Sandler as Donny, Andy Samberg as Todd, Peter Dante as Dante Spirou, Rex Ryan as Jim Nance, Will Forte as Phil, Leighton Meester as Jamie, Abdoulaye N'Gom as Father Shakalu, Jackie Sandler as Masseuse, Meagen Fay as Helen, Colin Quinn as Strip Club DJ, Nick Swardson as Kenny, Leighton Meester as Amber, Colin Quinn as Strip Club Patron, Milo Ventimiglia as Chad, Ana Gasteyer as Mrs. Ravensdale, Susan Sarandon as Mary McGarricle, Ciara as Brie, and Luenell as Champale.

That's My Boy (2012 film) Quotes

Rex Ryan as Jim Nance

• (Rex Ryan) "Hey, hey, hey. You're killing me, man."
• (Rex Ryan) "Don't mess with the genius."

• (Rex Ryan) "You haven't paid taxes since '94, Donny."
• (Adam Sandler) "What- I thought they were taking it out automatically."
• (Rex Ryan) "I told them that's what you thought and they said it's the stupidest thing they ever heard."

Leighton Meester as Jamie

• (Leighton Meester) "Don't you see? It's gonna be even better now. You're a mess, I'm a mess. Come on, Doc Shakalu, get your ass up here."
• (Abdoulaye N'Gom) "I gotta be part of this s***?"

• (Leighton Meester) "Todd, your old man's here to see you."
• (Adam Sandler) "WASSUP."

• (Leighton Meester) "Ever since you got here, Todd's been acting like a different person."

• (Leighton Meester) "OH MY GOD. I just found my wedding dress covered in barf. And something else --"
• (Leighton Meester) "You puked on my dress, and then f***ed it?"
• (Adam Sandler) "You're a madman."

Will Forte as Phil

• (Will Forte) "Let me introduce myself: My name's Phil, I'm married, I have four children, and I've seen three vaginas in my entire life; my wife's, my baby's, and my aunt's accidentally when we were riding tandem bikes together."

• (Will Forte) "Hey look, this might seem weird, but do you think you would ever --"
• (Adam Sandler) "Bone your wife? Yeah, I mean I'd love to. She's a hot little number."
• (Will Forte) "Well, you know, I was just gonna ask you for an autograph."
• (Adam Sandler) "Oh, oh, I'm sorry. On her tits, or?"

Adam Sandler as Donny

• (Adam Sandler) "Your mother was a math teacher and I was pretty much a whiz kid myself."
• (Andy Samberg) "The ability to make a bong out of a Taco Bell cup does not make you a whiz kid, Donny."

• (Adam Sandler) "We were friends for 20 years, guy."
• (Vanilla Ice) "We were friends until you banged my mother."
• (Adam Sandler) "I didn't know it was her, I swear to god. It's not like her last name is Ice."
• (Vanilla Ice) "You should'a known by the haircut."

• (Adam Sandler) "Chad -- Adultery is bad -- but incest -- is f***ED UP."

• (Adam Sandler) "I'm going to prison if I don't get 43 large, so --"
• (Vanilla Ice) "What, you think I got that kind of money?"
• (Adam Sandler) "Of course you got that kind of money. Royalties from 'Ice Ice Baby', you must be f***in' loaded."
• (Vanilla Ice) "Man, listen: Queen took 50 percent, Suge took the other 60 percent. I f***in' owe money when that s*** gets played, man."

• (Adam Sandler) "What'd I do to his back?"
• (Andy Samberg) "Let me jog your memory --"
• (Adam Sandler) "The New Kids on the Block. The heads are all warped."
• (Andy Samberg) "That's because I got it in third grade; my body grew."

• (Adam Sandler) "Chad, you're United States Marine USC, you're a disgrace to that uniform."
• (Leighton Meester) "He's not a Marine. He just buys his clothes on eBay so that Dad doesn't find out he's a modern jazz dancer."
• (Adam Sandler) "What? That's possibly worse than the incest thing."

• (Adam Sandler) "Do you have any AXE body spray?"
• (Andy Samberg) "No, Donny. I don't have any AXE body spray because I'm not a f***ing douchebag."
• (Adam Sandler) "That's a douchebag thing? When did that become a douchebag thing?"

• (Adam Sandler) "Look at you guys. You've got your faces covered in leprechaun s***. We should be getting whacked off, all of us, as a f***ing team."

• (Adam Sandler) "Give me another chance. Get to know me a little bit --"

• (Bridesmaid) "So you actually knew Todd's father?"
• (Adam Sandler) "Of course I knew the guy. He was handsome, he had f***in' great hair, uh, a Jedi with the chicks. Went down on girls for a wicked long time 'cause he was a giver and he wanted to see others be happy."
• (Meagen Fay) "Oh, I wish I could have met him."

• (Adam Sandler) "Facebook? You know I can't afford that s***. What am I, a billionaire?"

Milo Ventimiglia as Chad

• (Milo Ventimiglia) "So Todd, how does one get into the hedgehog business anyway?"
• (Andy Samberg) "Oh, it's actually hedge funds."
• (Milo Ventimiglia) "You think you're better than me?"

Andy Samberg as Todd

• (Andy Samberg) "You know what I do remember? You making me drive you home from the beach 'cause you got too drunk."
• (Adam Sandler) "It makes sense to me. When somebody's hammered, they have another guy drive home."
• (Andy Samberg) "I was eight."

• (Andy Samberg) "You know I, can't hear a word you're saying. All I can focus on is your s*** breath."

• (Andy Samberg) "At ease, bitch."

Susan Sarandon as Mary McGarricle

• (Susan Sarandon) "Take care of our baby, Donny."
• (Young Donny) "Miss McGarricle, I'll never stop loving you."
• (Judge) "That is just f***ing mental."

Peter Dante as Dante Spirou

• (Peter Dante) "Vanilla Ice banged grandma? That's f***ing awesome."

Jackie Sandler as Masseuse

• (Jackie Sandler) "What's this, sir?"
• (Adam Sandler) "Oh, that's just a little, eheh, tip if you give me a full package."
• (Jackie Sandler) "Oh, okay. That's a 150 dollar additional charge."
• (Adam Sandler) "Heh, you're talkin' to the wrong guy. That's a little out of my price range."
• (Jackie Sandler) "It includes scalp treatment, reflexology --"
• (Adam Sandler) "How much is it to tickle my pickle? To yank my crank? To give me a ho-jo to go? Sweetheart, I'm not asking for a finger up the ass. I just want you to just jerk it a little bit."
• (Andy Samberg) "Donny. This isn't a brothel."

Colin Quinn as Strip Club Patron

• (Colin Quinn) "And now looking hot and ignoring doctor's orders, let's welcome Amber."
• (Nick Swardson) "What the f*** happened to her?"
• (Leighton Meester) "f*** you, Kenny."
• (Colin Quinn) "Hey, what's up, RoboCop?"

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