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The 51st State Quotes

The 51st State is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The 51st State stopped airing in 1970.

It features Headrillaz, Casper Kedros, and Darius Kedros in charge of musical score, and Poon Hang-Sang as head of cinematography.

Each episode of The 51st State is 92 minutes long. The 51st State is distributed by Momentum Pictures, and Alliance Atlantis.

The cast includes: Robert Carlyle as Felix, Samuel L. Jackson as Elmo, Ricky Tomlinson as Durant, Emily Mortimer as Dakota, Sean Pertwee as Detective Virgil Kane, and Rhys Ifans as Iki.

The 51st State Quotes

Samuel L. Jackson as Elmo

  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "It takes ten seconds for an imbibed liquid to reach the stomach -- It takes the human body eighty-one seconds to heat that liquid to the point of chemical volatility -- You,"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "have twelve seconds left."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "You're gonna kiss the sun and taste the motherf***in' rainbow."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "What the f*** did they do to this fish? Batter it to death?"
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Fish and chips, national dish mate."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "More like a national disaster."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "MDMA utilizes Serotonin. Opiates, like heroin, utilize dopamine. Sort of like the same sensation you get after sex. Amphetamines increase adrenaline. And cocaine gets those synapses in the brains firing really fast. My product is 51 times stronger than cocaine, 51 times more hallucinogenic than acid, and 51 times more explosive than ecstasy. It's like getting a personal visit -- from God."
  • (Ricky Tomlinson) "It's that good?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Aw, f*** -- Can't a brother just deal some god**** DRUGS?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Elmo's in the house."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "So, let me get this straight. "Bollocks" is bad, whereas "the dogs bollocks" is good, huh?"
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Yeah."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Oh, Bollocks."

Emily Mortimer as Dakota

  • (The Lizard) "I want McElroy kept alive."
  • (Emily Mortimer) "I don't do alive, I do dead."

Rhys Ifans as Iki

  • (Rhys Ifans) "Drugs are good, Mr. McElroy. Drugs are our mates. f***, I'm getting on me own nerves."
  • (Rhys Ifans) "Football and drugs. A perfect Saturday afternoon."
  • (Rhys Ifans) "Twenty million in bonds. Untraceable."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "What? Is that supposed to be twenty mil?"
  • (Rhys Ifans) "Well, I'm not hefting gold bars around the shop, am I? It's not f***ing Goldfinger, is it?"
  • (Rhys Ifans) "Mr Kane, is it that time of the month already? I thought you weren't due till next week, you eager beaver."
  • (Rhys Ifans) "What is chemistry but the ability to attract adoration in others. You see, you're like me, Mr. McElroy. You're a sky-high-etrist, I'm a sky-high-etrist. See, I always knew I'd be a drug dealer, even when I was a kid. I saw me dad hit me mother, me mother hit me brother, me brother hit me sister, and me sister f*** me father. So I suppose it's inevitable, really. I mean, you'd have to be on drugs just to live in that madhouse, wouldn't you?"

Sean Pertwee as Detective Virgil Kane

  • (Sean Pertwee) "What else you got?"
  • (Arthur) "Six dead bodies and one live one. Chief, it's Leopold Durant."
  • (Sean Pertwee) "Durant? Right, now concentrate, Arthur. Get that fat f*** down here pronto."
  • (Arthur) "But sir, he's dying."
  • (Sean Pertwee) "Then you'd better be f***ing quick about it, hadn't you?"
  • (Sean Pertwee) "Now, aren't you the clever little chunky monkey?"
  • (Arthur) "You keep banging on about my weight. Now you are crossing the line."
  • (Sean Pertwee) "Arthur, it was a joke. It was a joke. Smile. Smile."
  • (Sean Pertwee) "You fat c***."
  • (Sean Pertwee) "You f*** me, and I'm gonna have you on your hands and your knees with your ass in the air exposing your rusty sheriff's badge for the next twenty years."
  • (Sean Pertwee) "This city has gone from a peaceful, fun-loving utopia to an all-out f***ing war zone. And I, Virgil Kane, I want to know why. Nobody cuts me out of anything in this parochial pisshole."

Robert Carlyle as Felix

  • (Robert Carlyle) "Arrgh, What's this?"
  • (Frederick) "It's Lawrence."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "I see it's Lawrence, but what happened?"
  • (Frederick) "You told me to take care of him."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Ah, s***. I meant to take care of him, not f***in' take care of him."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Boys and girls of Manchester. Just popped over from Liverpool to invite you to a game of footy tomorrow afternoon. But I'm f***ing f***ed if you pricks are gonna win it."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "f***ing yanks. The trouble with the f***ing yanks is, they've no f***ing sense. I had some dick in Los Angeles actually ask me where I learned English. English, f***."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Look, I'm dyin' for a smoke. You haven't any ciggies, have ya?"
  • (Pharmacist) "Sorry. Cigarettes are bad for your health."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Yeah. So's a f***ING PUNCH TO THE THROAT, MATE. I need f***ing nicotine now."
  • (Pharmacist) "There's no reason to shout at me. I'm Pakistani, not deaf."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Listen to this, I'm in f***ing Florida, right. This southern prat comes up and he's like, uh, "Hey. England's small. You must know that John f***in' Smith guy, right?" f***ing Smith. I'm like, "oh yeah, yeah mate. That's right. John Smith, yeah, I do know him, but, uh, he doesn't come from England mate, no, he comes from f***ing""
  • (Frederick) "Pricksville, USA."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "I couldn't take America. It's like f***in' Albania in neon."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Oh, bollocks."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Dog's bollocks?"
  • (Robert Carlyle) "No, just plain f***ing bollocks."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "No dog involved?"
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Manchester United versus Liverpool. Blokes are shagging their mothers-in-law for a ticket."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "f***in' Yanks."

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