The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother Quotes

The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother ended its run in 1970.

It features Richard A. Roth as producer, John Morris (composer) in charge of musical score, and Gerry Fisher as head of cinematography.

The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother is 91 min. long. The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Gene Wilder as Sigerson Holmes, Marty Feldman as Orville, Douglas Wilmer as Sherlock Holmes, Thorley Walters as Dr. Watson, Leo McKern as Moriarty, Madeline Kahn as Jenny Hill, and John Le Mesurier as Lord Redcliff.

The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother Quotes

Madeline Kahn as Jenny Hill

• (Madeline Kahn) "Oh, what regret when love devours my heart? Ohhhhhhhhh --"
• (Madeline Kahn) "s***."
• (Madeline Kahn) "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh --"

• (Madeline Kahn) "Would you like me to warm your pe; your tea?"

• (Madeline Kahn) "I'm not proud of what I did."
• (Gene Wilder) "You've just told me a magnificent success story. Overlooking the fact that you're a liar, a thief, a traitor, and a whore, I don't see what should be bothering you."

• (Madeline Kahn) "I don't wish to talk about it."
• (Gene Wilder) "The problem won't go away because you don't wish to t --"
• (Madeline Kahn) "I don't wish to talk about it."
• (Marty Feldman) "You're making a tragic mistake, love."
• (Madeline Kahn) "I've made a tragic mistake. More tragic than you can possibly imagine. And unless I am very careful -- I am going to die for it."

• (Madeline Kahn) "My name is Jenny Hill, and I'm simultaneously funny and sad."

• (Madeline Kahn) "Away, away, away, away, away, away, away --"
• (Gene Wilder) "What are you doing?"
• (Madeline Kahn) "Whenever I'm petrified, I either cry or sing."
• (Marty Feldman) "London streets and places of all interest. Abbey Road. Abbey Street. Abigail Gardens. Abbington Road. Adelphi Terrace. Adelphi Theatre --."

• (Madeline Kahn) "How do you do? My name is Bessie Bellwood."
• (Gene Wilder) "LIAR."
• (Madeline Kahn) "Oh. You don't fool around, do you? How do you know that I'm not Bessie Bellwood?"
• (Gene Wilder) "There's no harm in taking a kiss/It's never missed --"
• (Madeline Kahn) "If I'd known that love was like this, should I have kissed?"
• (Gene Wilder) "Love's a game if you are clever/Play your cards and go --"
• (Madeline Kahn) "Love with me will last forever/That is all I know; chorus.; But you don't love as I love --"
• (Gene Wilder) "All right, all right, enough."
• (Gene Wilder) "Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy poo/Cried the farmer's daughter, Phyllis --"
• (Madeline Kahn) "Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, pig; Well, I don't think I know that one."
• (Gene Wilder) "Pity. Next time you decide to impersonate a music hall singer who's been dead for the past twelve years, I suggest you learn her full repertoire. Won't you come in, MISS LIAR?"

Marty Feldman as Orville

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Gene Wilder as Sigerson Holmes

• (Gene Wilder) "Why don't we all drink/Some very sexy wine?"

• (Gene Wilder) "The clue obviously lies in the word "cheddar." Let's see now. Seven letters. Rearranged, they come to, let me see: "Rachedd." "Dechdar." "Drechad." "Chaderd"; hello, chaderd. Unless I'm very much mistaken, chaderd is the Egyptian word meaning "to eat fat." Now we're getting somewhere."

• (Gene Wilder) "What did the letter say Mrs.Hill?"
• (Madeline Kahn) "IT SAID I WANTED TO TOUCH HIS WINKLE."
• (Gene Wilder) "Ohh --"
• (Marty Feldman) "His what?"
• (Gene Wilder) "Nevermind, i'll explain later."

• (Gene Wilder) "Jenny."
• (Gene Wilder) "Have you seen the latest dance that's come along?/Jenny, go and put your Sunday hat and jacket on/There's going to be some jollicky, come with me, happy-py, fill your heart with ecstasy/Jenny/"
• (Madeline Kahn) "It's the greatest thing creation's ever known/"
• (Gene Wilder) "Take a little tip from me/Hold tight/"
• (Madeline Kahn) "I'm all right/"
• (Gene Wilder) "When you do the/"
• (Madeline Kahn) "H/"
• (Gene Wilder) "O/"
• (Madeline Kahn) "P/"
• (Marty Feldman) "Come -- on -- and/"
• (Marty Feldman) "Hop/Hop/Come and do the kangaroo hop/Hop/That's the dance for me and you/If you're over 80, you can waltz a little while/But hopping about the parlor is the very latest style/Come on and hop/Hop/Hear the music goin' pop/You'll never, never want to stop/There's no other kind of dance at all/So come along, my honey, make the others look small/Come and do the kangaroo/If you know what's good for you/Come and do the kangaroo hop --"

• (Gene Wilder) ""Eduardo Gambetti"? The name strikes a bell. Ever heard of him, Sacker?"
• (Marty Feldman) ""Oh, not Gambetti again.""
• (Marty Feldman) ""'Fraid so, sir.""
• (Marty Feldman) ""Fat little fart, fancies himself as an opera singer.""
• (Marty Feldman) ""That's him, sir.""
• (Marty Feldman) ""Pour us some tea, will you, Sacker?""
• (Marty Feldman) "Yes, sir."
• (Marty Feldman) ""How does he do it, Greerson?""
• (Marty Feldman) ""Pays the highest prices for spicy letters, sir. Everything on the market goes to Gambetti.""
• (Marty Feldman) ""Oh, the swine.""
• (Marty Feldman) ""Swine he may be, sir, but he certainly is the cleverest of all the blackmailers.""
• (Madeline Kahn) "I'm not sure -- What just happened?"
• (Gene Wilder) "Never mind. I'll explain it to you later."

• (Gene Wilder) "You call this tea?"
• (Marty Feldman) "No, I call that hot water."

• (Gene Wilder) "I wish I knew what in God's name they were saying out there."
• (Marty Feldman) "Professore. This little room is-a 15 inches-a wide. My little saw gonna come right-a down-a the middle. I hope ya like-a the color red. A-ha-ha-ha-haaaa. Aaa-ha-ha-haaa."
• (Marty Feldman) "I also read lips."

John Le Mesurier as Lord Redcliff

• (Unnamed) "The Foreign Secretary, Lord Redcliff."
• (John Le Mesurier) "Your Majesty, being inside of your confidence is the greatest joy I've ever known. Ahem --"
• (Queen Victoria) "Lord Redcliff, the fate of England is now in your hands."
• (John Le Mesurier) "Your Confidence -- being inside of Your Majesty is the greatest single joy I've ever known."
• (John Le Mesurier) "Woof."
• (John Le Mesurier) "It's alright, Your Majesty. I've got it. I've got it. All's well that ends well."
• (Queen Victoria) "s***."

Leo McKern as Moriarty

• (Leo McKern) "You're too s*** smart for your own good, boy."

• (Leo McKern) "You've got a lovely vase."
• (Eduardo Gambetti, Blackmailer) "And you got a lovely face."

• (Leo McKern) "Father forgive me for I have sinned. I don't know why -- but ever since I was a little boy -- I've been struck with a compulsion to do something ABSOLUTELY ROTTEN every twenty minutes."

Douglas Wilmer as Sherlock Holmes

• (Douglas Wilmer) "While Sherlock is gone, he will pass on one or two of his less urgent assignments to his brother, Sigerson."
• (Thorley Walters) "Holmes. You never told me you had a brother, Sigerson."
• (Douglas Wilmer) "I never told you I had a brother Mycroft -- until the occasion arose."
• (Thorley Walters) "Well, who is the fellow?"
• (Douglas Wilmer) "Sigerson is my younger brother. And he has spent the past thirty years getting hopelessly twisted in my shadow."
• (Thorley Walters) "Extremely jealous, is he?"
• (Douglas Wilmer) "Mm, something of the sort."
• (Thorley Walters) "Love and hate, eh?"
• (Douglas Wilmer) "I should say hate -- and dislike."

Thorley Walters as Dr. Watson

• (Thorley Walters) "Holmes, how will you ever repay him?"
• (Douglas Wilmer) "By playing the violin, Watson. By playing the violin."

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