The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension Quotes

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension ended in 1970.

It features W. D. Richter, and Neil Canton as producer, Michael Boddicker in charge of musical score, and Fred J. Koenekamp, and Jordan Cronenweth as head of cinematography.

Each episode of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension is 102 minutes long. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Peter Weller as Buckaroo Banzai, Jeff Goldblum as New Jersey, Pepe Serna as Reno, Lewis Smith as Perfect Tommy, Christopher Lloyd as John Bigboote, Vincent Schiavelli as John O'Connor, Clancy Brown as Rawhide, Ronald Lacey as President Widmark, Carl Lumbly as John Parker, Ellen Barkin as Penny Priddy, William Traylor as General Catburd, Rosalind Cash as John Emdall, Jeff Goldblum as Ed, Yakov Smirnoff as Artie, Damon Hines as Scooter Lindley, Bill Henderson as Casper Lindley, and Dan Hedaya as Jon Gomez.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension Quotes

Christopher Lloyd as John Bigboote

• (Christopher Lloyd) "John O'Connor, break the window."
• (Vincent Schiavelli) "Why me, John Bigboote?"
• (Christopher Lloyd) "It might be booby-trapped."
• (Vincent Schiavelli) "Oh."

• (SOD McKinley) "Geez. What the hell is going on here, Bigboot? Where's my bomber?"
• (Christopher Lloyd) "BigbooTAY. John O'Connor, put this on the track."
• (SOD McKinley) "Hey, I don't give a flying handshake what your name is. I'm here to see a bomber. This sure ain't it."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Let's go back upstairs to my office and talk about this like two reasonable beings."
• (SOD McKinley) "Now, you listen to me. Your private life, that's your own concern, but I'm here to see a bomber, and I'm damned sure going to see it now. Look at this place. Don't you have any pride? It's like a damn pig-sty in here."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "It's not my god**** planet. Understand, monkey boy?"

• (Christopher Lloyd) "We've had our chance. Your Overthruster's for s***. We're lost."
• (Lord John Whorfin) "One more word out of you, Bigbooty --"
• (Christopher Lloyd) "BIG-BOO-TAY. TAY. TAY."

• (Christopher Lloyd) "Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on."

• (Christopher Lloyd) "Put the snot on the track, John O'Connor."

Ellen Barkin as Penny Priddy

• (Ellen Barkin) "Uh, Dr. Banzai, you -- you forgot your thruster."
• (Peter Weller) "Why don't you hold onto it for a while?"
• (Ellen Barkin) "Anytime --"

• (Ellen Barkin) "You like Jerry Lewis, you give me hope to carry on, then you leave me in the lurch while you strap on your six-guns --"

Damon Hines as Scooter Lindley

• (Damon Hines) "Get away from that car or I'll drink your blood."
• (SOD McKinley) "What'cha got there, son? That's not -- real, is it?"
• (Damon Hines) "Get 'em up."

William Traylor as General Catburd

• (William Traylor) "The man's been through solid matter, for crying out loud. Who knows what's happened to his brain? Maybe it's scrambled his molecules. All I'm saying is, Mr. President, let's not panic."

Ronald Lacey as President Widmark

• (Ronald Lacey) "Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion? A girl named "John"?"

• (Ronald Lacey) ""Declaration of War -- the short form.""

Peter Weller as Buckaroo Banzai

• (Peter Weller) "You ever thought about joining me full time?"
• (Jeff Goldblum) "Whatya mean, you serious, do you have an opening?"
• (Peter Weller) "Uh huh. Can you sing?"
• (Jeff Goldblum) "A little, yeh, I can dance."

• (Peter Weller) "Let her out."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, me too."
• (Lewis Smith) "Let her out?"
• (Peter Weller) "That's right, let her out. I'll be responsible."
• (Lewis Smith) "But she's a killer."
• (Peter Weller) "No, she's not. Now, let her out and give her your coat."
• (Lewis Smith) "Why me?"
• (Peter Weller) "Because you're perfect."
• (Lewis Smith) "You have a point there."

• (Peter Weller) "You remind me of someone I once knew."
• (Ellen Barkin) "Was she -- very beautiful?"
• (Peter Weller) "She was -- Queen of the Netherlands."

• (Peter Weller) "There they are."
• (Lewis Smith) "There who are?"
• (Peter Weller) "Don't you see them?"
• (Jeff Goldblum) "See who?"
• (Peter Weller) "There. Evil PURE AND SIMPLE by way of the Eighth Dimension."

• (Peter Weller) "It flies like a truck."
• (Carl Lumbly) "Good, what is a truck?"

• (Peter Weller) "I've been ionized, but I'm okay now."

• (Mission Control) "Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?"
• (Peter Weller) "Tell him yes on one and no on two."
• (Mission Control) "Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia -- or number 2?"

• (Peter Weller) "You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."

• (Peter Weller) "Is anybody out there not having a good time?"

• (Peter Weller) "Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

Clancy Brown as Rawhide

• (Clancy Brown) "Dr. Banzai is using a laser to vaporize a pineal tumor without damaging the parthogenital plate. A subcutaneous microphone will allow the patient to transmit verbal instructions to his own brain."
• (Unnamed) "Like, "raise my left arm"?"
• (Clancy Brown) "Or "throw the harpoon." People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an Eskimo."

Carl Lumbly as John Parker

• (Carl Lumbly) "Buckaroo Banzai."
• (Peter Weller) "What?"
• (Carl Lumbly) "There is little time. You'd better come quickly if your planet is still important to you."

Dan Hedaya as Jon Gomez

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Lewis Smith as Perfect Tommy

• (Lewis Smith) "Don't embarrass us."

• (Lewis Smith) "Be cool. She'll hold."

• (Lewis Smith) "Cowboy. Hold your gun in front of you, man."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "Oh, I see. Okay."

• (Lewis Smith) "Pictures don't lie."
• (Pepe Serna) "The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way."

• (SOD McKinley) "I'll try to be quick. In case you haven't noticed, we have a motorcycle convention moving in and let's face it, you didn't come here to listen to me talk."
• (Lewis Smith) "You're right."

Jeff Goldblum as New Jersey

• (Jeff Goldblum) "Why is there a watermelon there?"
• (Pepe Serna) "I'll tell you later."

• (Jeff Goldblum) "President's calling, Buckaroo."
• (Peter Weller) "The president of what?"
• (Jeff Goldblum) "The President of The United States."
• (Peter Weller) "Oh."

Bill Henderson as Casper Lindley

• (Bill Henderson) "She can't be serious, can she? Vaporize the whole damn planet?"
• (Peter Weller) "You wanna roll all those dice, Casper?"
• (Bill Henderson) "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not me, man, not me."

Rosalind Cash as John Emdall

• (Rosalind Cash) "If you fail, we will be forced to help you destroy yourselves."

Vincent Schiavelli as John O'Connor

• (Vincent Schiavelli) "They're only monkey-boys. We can crush them here on earth, Lord Whorfin."

Yakov Smirnoff as Artie

• (Yakov Smirnoff) "I don't care if you drove through a mountain in Texas. This is New Jersey, and when you play my -- when you play my joint, you're just another act. I want some music out'a you characters."
• (Pepe Serna) "You want it, Artie? You got it."

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