The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius Quotes

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is a Comedy; Science fiction; Action /Adventure that was first aired in 2002 on Nickelodeon. The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius stopped airing in 2006.

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius was on for 3 seasons and 61 episodes. It features Keith Alcorn, John A. Davis, and Paul Marshal as producer, Brian Causey as theme composer, and Charlie Brissette as composer. The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is executive produced by Steve Oedekerk. The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is created by John A. Davis.

Each episode of The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is 22 minutes long. The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is produced by O Entertainment; DNA Productions; Nickelodeon Animation Studio and distributed by Viacom Media Networks. Spinoffs for this show include Planet Sheen.

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Look at our little Jimbo. The camera loves him."
• (Unnamed) "My mistake. The camera only likes him as a friend."

• (Unnamed) "I want to do it."
• (Unnamed) "It's the captian's job."
• (Unnamed) "Sometimes the stewardess gets to talk."
• (Unnamed) "Get me some tea and a pillow and we'll discuss it."

• (Unnamed) "You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met."

• (Unnamed) "I give you the Brain Drain 8000. The same dumbing down technology used by top radio personalities."

• (Unnamed) "Jimmy. Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK."

• (Unnamed) "And forget Preparation H. I've made it all the way to Preparation X."

• (Unnamed) "You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours."
• (Unnamed) "Is not."
• (Unnamed) "Is so."
• (Unnamed) "Is not."
• (Unnamed) "Is so"
• (Unnamed) "STOP IT. STOP IT. CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?"
• (Unnamed) "That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second."

• (Unnamed) "And where did you get that? Where I come from that's copyright infringement. Copyright infringement."

• (Unnamed) "Wait a minute. If you can't finish anything, how did you finish that robot?"
• (Unnamed) "Who says it's finished. I never put in a bathroom. Speaking of which --"

• (Man) "Did that baby just talk?"
• (Unnamed) "No, of course not. Everyone knows babies can't talk."
• (Unnamed) "That's right, cause if we did, the Videotubbies would be cancelled so fast it would make their head aerials spin."

• (Unnamed) "Oh,yeah like I would really want to invent a tiolet in a briefcase."
• (Unnamed) "Hey,that could have been an excellent relief to the traveling business man."

• (Unnamed) "I'm not going down without a fight."
• (Unnamed) "Hi, Jimmy."
• (Unnamed) "Brobot?"
• (Unnamed) "Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess."

• (Unnamed) "I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming."
• (Unnamed) "I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out."
• (Unnamed) "Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming."
• (Unnamed) "Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron."

• (Unnamed) "I am not having fun."
• (Unnamed) "Neither am I, Nerdtron."
• (Unnamed) "Want some gum?"
• (Unnamed) "NO."

• (Unnamed) "Nice duds, dude. You lose a bet?"

• (Unnamed) "So, Beautiful, what's a beautiful girl like you doing with an evil dirtbag like Professor Calamitous?"
• (Unnamed) "He's my father."
• (Unnamed) "D'oh."

• (Unnamed) "I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth."
• (Unnamed) "Methinks the lady doth protest too much."
• (Unnamed) "Methinks you better button your yap before I button it for you."

• (Unnamed) "This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?"
• (Unnamed) "Some guy with a girl's last name."
• (Unnamed) "Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare."
• (Unnamed) "Isn't he the janitor?"

• (Unnamed) "I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld."
• (Unnamed) "A llama?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "A baby llama?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "A baby llama with a hat?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "An invention of yours that actually works?"
• (Unnamed) "No -- I mean, yes."

• (Unnamed) "Hey guys. I think I found a bathroom. It smells like a bathroom."
• (Unnamed) "I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror."
• (Unnamed) "Lemon or strawberry?"
• (Unnamed) "Thanks Carl.Hey. How come you carry those around with you?"
• (Unnamed) "'Cause."

• (Unnamed) "We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy."
• (Unnamed) "Good. It can keep him."
• (Unnamed) "You really have some anger issues, don't you?"

• (Unnamed) "Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit."
• (Unnamed) "Sheen. There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out"."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe that explains why I'm having no fun."

• (Unnamed) "Bring my screwdriver and my special CD of town-saving music."

• (Unnamed) "Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure."
• (Unnamed) "So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser."
• (Unnamed) "Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error."
• (Ultra-Lord) "Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?"

• (Unnamed) "If I win this election, you can be my first lady."
• (Unnamed) "Get a life."

• (Unnamed) "I got your nose. (It comes off) I really do -- Here's 5 bucks."

• (Unnamed) "Watch me shot-put this potato."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, ooh, be careful."
• (Man) "Ow. My eye."

• (Unnamed) "Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it."
• (Unnamed) "Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata."

• (Unnamed) "Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons --"
• (Unnamed) "Got it."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time --"
• (Unnamed) "Got it."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time when they light up."
• (Unnamed) "I'm done."
• (Unnamed) "Got it."

• (Unnamed) "The ant is a member of the vegetable family"
• (Unnamed) "Name the planets: Farkle, Gubgub --"
• (Unnamed) "I would like an explanation for the two abominable grades"
• (Unnamed) "There's a perfect explanation. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a gabble-headed dipstick."
• (Unnamed) "But not as big a dipstick as you are, Miss Fowl. And if I don't get a month's worth of detentions for this, you're even dumber than you look."
• (Unnamed) "Well, how many detentions is this worth, Miss Foul-breath?"

• (Unnamed) "What's the take?"
• (Unnamed) "We're about $1.23 away from sharing an enchila-burrito from Taco Horn."

• (Unnamed) "I love you, but I'm supposed to hate you."
• (Unnamed) "What? Neutron, you are so dead."

• (Unnamed) "Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage."
• (Unnamed) "You're bringing a girl with us?"

• (Unnamed) "That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead -- Where am I? Who took my iced tea?"

• (Unnamed) "Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy?"
• (Unnamed) "Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls."
• (Unnamed) "Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary -- except Ultra Lord, of course."
• (Unnamed) "I like the pretty bathing suits."

• (Unnamed) "Fortunately, as all bean farmers know, phaseolus lunatus perishes when exposed to dry air and overly-nitrogenous soil."
• (Unnamed) "But you hit it with a hammer."

• (Unnamed) "Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of intelligent young men."
• (Unnamed) "Na-hah, it's just the glasses."

• (Unnamed) "Don't couples usually go on second honeymoons?"
• (Unnamed) "We had one of those, but thanks to a certain boy genius and his Forget-O-Blaster, we have lost all memory of it."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah."
• (Unnamed) "As well as the fifth year of our marriage."
• (Unnamed) "I wish I could remember that year. Do you think I had pie?"

• (Unnamed) "My, aren't we the smart one. But not smart enough to fall into my -- um -- it starts with a T."
• (Unnamed) "Trap?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes. And now you will be my scientific slave. You will finish my -- um -- um --"
• (Unnamed) "Sentences?"
• (Unnamed) "No. My, um --"
• (Unnamed) "Inventions?"
• (Unnamed) "Inventions. Finish my inventions. And with them I shall take over the -- um --"
• (Unnamed) "Universe?"
• (Unnamed) "Um -- smaller."
• (Unnamed) "The town of Retroville?"
• (Unnamed) "And all those fools who laughed at me. They called me "Half-done" and "Never-finish", which weren't very good nicknames, but they stung just the same."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbeth has a curse and you're not supposed to say Macbeth cause if you say Macbeth bad things happen cause you said Macbeth and we've been saying Macbeth a lot and congratulations on getting the part of Macbeth."
• (Unnamed) "I said Macbeth."

• (Unnamed) "Once upon a time -- It was the best of times, It was the worst of times -- Elementary, my dear Watson -- Hop on Pop -- You're a sor-sor-sor-sorcerer, Harry -- Danger, Jimmy Neutron -- Dangerdangerdangerdangerdangerdanger --"

• (Unnamed) "These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly --"
• (Unnamed) "JIMMY. LET ME IN."

• (Unnamed) "It has come to my attention that some of our candidates are guilty of bribery, blackmail and -- murder."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, sorry. Did I say murder? I meant operating a zeppelin on school grounds."

• (Unnamed) "Am I the only real man left?"
• (Unnamed) "If by "man" you mean "doofus"."

• (Unnamed) "Get out of my way, Shine."
• (Unnamed) "SHEEN."

• (Unnamed) "May I use your --"
• (Unnamed) "Telephone? Teeth whitening kit? Restroom?"
• (Unnamed) "Restroom."
• (Unnamed) "No. It's for paying customers only."
• (Unnamed) "All right. I'll have a chocolate --"
• (Unnamed) "Sundae? Rumball? Milkshake?"
• (Unnamed) "Officer Tubbs, man that bathroom."
• (Unnamed) "Thanks. Don't mind if I do."

• (Unnamed) "Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius."
• (Unnamed) "I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar."

• (Class) "Oh, Jimmy Neutron, you are great/ and so beyond compare-o./ The rest of us aren't even fit/ to wash your underwear-o."

• (Unnamed) "So, do you want to go to the concert, Cindy?"
• (Unnamed) "I wouldn't go with you if you were the last boy on Earth. That's how stuck-up I am."
• (Unnamed) "She doesn't mean that."

• (Unnamed) "Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world -- a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut."
• (Unnamed) "But they're 100% irresistible. No-one cannot finish one."
• (Unnamed) "I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad."
• (Unnamed) "Like me?"
• (Unnamed) "No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned -- Carl."
• (Unnamed) "What? I don't know."

• (Unnamed) "This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama."
• (Unnamed) "Wolf."
• (Unnamed) "Where?"

• (Unnamed) "Jimmy and Cindy will work together on their projects."
• (Unnamed) "Wow, that new school bell is a real waker-upper."

• (Unnamed) "And after they finished cleaning out my ears, there was enough wax to open a candle shop. And then they found this hair that they think could go straight to my foot."

• (Unnamed) "Sheen. It's the perp."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch."
• (Unnamed) "Why do you get to watch?"

• (Military Staff) "Sir, we have reports of a 50-foot woman downtown."
• (Military General) "Thanks, but I'm looking for someone shorter, who enjoys walks in the park --"
• (Military Staff) "She's not looking for a date, sir. She's terrorizing the town."
• (Military General) "Is there a difference? Okay, then, call in the military."
• (Military Staff) "We are the military, sir."
• (Military General) "Whoa, we got here fast."

• (Unnamed) "Now will you help me find my parents?"
• (Unnamed) "Well Brobot, that would be the "right thing" to do, but the "smart thing" to do would be find Jimmy's rocket, go home, and CALL IT A DAY."

• (Unnamed) "I just love our nine billion channel alien cable line-up."

• (Unnamed) "Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick."
• (Unnamed) "Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby."
• (Unnamed) "Mmm, William Shakespeare."
• (Unnamed) "That might be a little strong for you, Carl."
• (Unnamed) "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek."

• (Unnamed) "Is that pie plate talking to me?"

• (Unnamed) "Oh, Mommy. I could never put a price on you -- so I sold you to the highest bidder."

• (Unnamed) "So, do we have to refer to you as Queen Libby?"
• (Unnamed) "No. "Your mighty fine royal fabulousness" will do."

• (Unnamed) "Alone at last. Come on, Goddard, let's break out the cookie dough and watch gladiator movies."

• (Unnamed) "You turned your own grandmother into a baby?"
• (Unnamed) "I have a loophole -- I mean, explanation. It could have happened to anyone with a genius IQ and access to unstable chemicals."

• (Unnamed) "I am Man, the pointy tip of the food chain. Gaze upon my opposable thumbs and tremble."

• (Unnamed) "I find that it helps to set limits, like, "No time travel on school nights", or, "No teleporting your mother"."

• (Unnamed) "I see London, I see France."
• (Unnamed) "You've got really good eyesight."

• (Unnamed) "We found the lost tomb."
• (Unnamed) "Shouldn't we call National Geographic or Harvard?"
• (Unnamed) "Or Harrison Ford?"

• (Unnamed) "Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache."
• (Unnamed) "My dad's over 18. I'll act like him."
• (Unnamed) "Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron."
• (Unnamed) "Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking."
• (Unnamed) "THAT'S NOT FAIR. I demand my constipational rights."

• (Unnamed) "We have to what?"
• (Unnamed) "You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday."

• (Unnamed) "You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy."
• (Unnamed) "Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him."
• (Unnamed) "Me too. Let's keep him."

• (Crowd) "(In unison) You were right and we were wrong."
• (Unnamed) "Thanks. A healthy skepticism is the sign of -- Say it again."
• (Crowd) "(In unison) You were right and we were wrong."
• (Unnamed) "Now in French."
• (Unnamed) "Now in Chinese."

• (Unnamed) "Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance."
• (Unnamed) "No, that's Thursday."

• (Unnamed) "Cindy, whatcha doin?"
• (Unnamed) "Neutron. Well after we hang up I'll be getting an unlisted number."

• (Unnamed) "Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up?"
• (Unnamed) "Sure thing, Jimmy."
• (Unnamed) "Not even in his dreams, Neutron."

• (Unnamed) "Aha. I don't get it."

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