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The Alternate Side Quotes

The Alternate Side is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Alternate Side completed its run in 1970.

The Alternate Side Quotes

  • (Rental Car Agent) "Would you like to purchase the renter's insurance?"
  • (Jerry) "Yeah, you better give me the insurance because I'm going to beat the HELL out of this thing."
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "These pretzels are making me thirsty."
  • (Jerry) "I don't understand. Do you have my reservation?"
  • (Rental Car Agent) "We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars."
  • (Jerry) "But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation."
  • (Rental Car Agent) "I think I know why we have reservations."
  • (Jerry) "I don't think you do. You see, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them."

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