The Amateurs Quotes

The Amateurs is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Amateurs ended in 1970.

It features Scott Kroop as producer, Nic. tenBroek in charge of musical score, and Denis Maloney as head of cinematography.

The Amateurs is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. The Amateurs is distributed by First Look Studios.

The Amateurs Quotes

• (Unnamed) "For half a dozen guys unloading on you so you look like a melted candle today we will gladly pay you on Tuesday. I don't know who's gonna go for that one --"

• (Unnamed) "I don't do, Ok, I try. And I'm trying to make a porno because it's something I might be able to do. Because it's killing me I haven't done anything. You know, people who do, they have extra time, not us trying people, we're busy trying all the time. Nothing takes up more time than trying."

• (Unnamed) "I'm in. Except for no money, it's a no-brainer for me. First off, making a stag film has to be a good time. Number two, my hat's off to you. Good job. We can do this. Wha-what are we talking about here? Making a dirty movie; film, whatever, whatever. What does that require? Pointing a camera at a he and a she -- he'in and a-she'in."

• (Unnamed) "Nothing ventured, nothing gained."

• (Unnamed) "It's so good to see you"
• (Unnamed) "'Bout time you got rid of shaken hands."
• (Unnamed) "Do you mind?"
• (Unnamed) "Do I mind if you rub my dick? No. Saves me the trouble. I'm trying to think of the last time I was asked a question that stupid."

• (Unnamed) "Who wants to get laid?"

• (Unnamed) "And then here, this is my favourite, 99: "Interior office day; Boris gives it to Bianka in the butt, as she defuses the bomb.""

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