The Andy Dick Show Quotes

The Andy Dick Show is a Sketch comedy that first aired in 2001 on MTV. The Andy Dick Show stopped airing in 2002.

The Andy Dick Show aired for 3 seasons and 21 episodes. It features CK Gillen as producer, and Guy Erez; Andy Dick as theme composer. The Andy Dick Show is executive produced by Jim Biederman. The Andy Dick Show is created by Andy Dick.

The Andy Dick Show is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Andy Dick Show is 22-24 minutes long.

The Andy Dick Show Quotes

• (Andy) "You're grandpa went to the big ice cream parlor in the sky."

• (Unnamed) "Drugs -- aren't that bad."

• (Daphne) "The concept of this video is: I'm so hot, everyone wants to screw me, and that's pretty much it."

• (FEAR Contestant) "BUT I'M THE SAFETY."

• (Andy) "I swear to Christ I heard a god****ed Dracula underneath my bed."

• (Andy) "Not only are these shoes roomy, but they also provide all-weather traction."

• (Andy) "You guys are acting like stupid people. Like a bunch of stupid poor people. Like a bunch of stupid, poor ethnic people."

• (Director) "Hey, Daphne -- you can lip-sync if you want --"
• (Daphne) "Oh, ok, and you can just spite me 'cause this bitch ain't no Milli Vanilli."

• (Daphne) "I'm going to my trailer. TJ, trailer --"

• (Andy) "Ashton Kutcher killed my cat."
• (Unnamed) "god****it Andy, That cat is dead."
• (Andy) "Yeah, because of you catkiller. Are you gonna go out and drown some puppies now? How about strangle some babies while your at it. YOU KILLED MY CAT ASHTON KUTCHER, I HATE YOU."

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