The Bachelor (1999 film) Quotes

The Bachelor (1999 film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The Bachelor stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jeffrey T. Barabe as producer, David Hughes (musician) in charge of musical score, and Simon Archer (cinematography) as head of cinematography.

The Bachelor (1999 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Bachelor (1999 film) is 101 minutes long. The Bachelor (1999 film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: James Cromwell as Priest, Marley Shelton as Natalie, Renée Zellweger as Anne, Chris O'Donnell as Jimmie, Artie Lange as Marco, Hal Holbrook as Roy O'Dell, Jennifer Esposito as Daphne, Peter Ustinov as Grandad Shannon, and Mariah Carey as Ilana.

The Bachelor (1999 film) Quotes

Chris O'Donnell as Jimmie

• (Chris O'Donnell) "She's engaged."
• (Artie Lange) "Engaged, or married? Because if she's only engaged --"

• (Chris O'Donnell) "I'm not interested in your god**** vagina, all right? I just want to marry you."

• (Chris O'Donnell) "Stripes wins, I propose."
• (Artie Lange) "And solids?"
• (Chris O'Donnell) "I don't know. Fake choking on a piece of steak."

• (Chris O'Donnell) "Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas."
• (Artie Lange) "You are sick."

Artie Lange as Marco

• (Artie Lange) "OK, crunch time. Seventh game of the World Series. Bottom of the ninth. Two outs. Full count. It's our last chance. There's no tomorrow. Got it?"
• (Chris O'Donnell) "Four cliches ago."

• (Artie Lange) "Your birthday is soon, right? Like next week?"
• (Chris O'Donnell) "No, it's not next week."
• (Artie Lange) "Thank God."
• (Chris O'Donnell) "It's tomorrow."

• (Artie Lange) "C'mon, gorilla, we in Manila. C'mon, gorilla, this is the Thrilla."

Jennifer Esposito as Daphne

• (Jennifer Esposito) "I don't play "good cop, bad cop"; requires too much patience. I go straight to "bad cop, worse cop." Now behave."

James Cromwell as Priest

• (James Cromwell) "It's a wonderful thing, as time goes by, to be with someone who looks into your face, when you've gotten old, and still sees what you think you look like."

Mariah Carey as Ilana

• (Mariah Carey) "Up until now I thought you were dead."

Peter Ustinov as Grandad Shannon

• (Peter Ustinov) "THE HUMAN CONDITION."

• (Peter Ustinov) "As my last surviving descendant, you have a sacred duty to pass on my genetic material."
• (Chris O'Donnell) "That's a lovely sentiment."

Marley Shelton as Natalie

• (Marley Shelton) "What kind of dumb bitch lets Leonardo DiCaprio drown?"
• (Renée Zellweger) "Nat, mind your own business"

Hal Holbrook as Roy O'Dell

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