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The Bad Mother's Handbook Quotes

The Bad Mother's Handbook is a television program that appeared on TV in 2007 on ITV (TV channel); STV (TV channel); UTV (TV channel). The Bad Mother's Handbook completed its run in 1970.

The Bad Mother's Handbook aired for 1 episodes. It features Harry Oulton as producer, and Mark Russell (composer) as theme composer. The Bad Mother's Handbook is executive produced by Hugo Heppell.

The Bad Mother's Handbook is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Bad Mother's Handbook is 90 minutes long. The Bad Mother's Handbook is produced by Ingenious Broadcasting and distributed by All3Media.

The Bad Mother's Handbook Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "I need to get to my daughter."
  • (Unnamed) "You know medieval women -- uh -- used to chew willow twigs for the pain. Contains a natural aspirin apparently."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you completely barking?"
  • (Unnamed) "Barking, mad as a dog."
  • (Unnamed) "You know, when I see women giving birth on tv there is all this gripping bedsteads and rolling around in agony. This is a bit boring."
  • (Unnamed) "Surely you didn't get an A in doing what your damn well told."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't get cross with me. I'm not the one that got your pregnant."
  • (Unnamed) "Sometimes I think you're the only thing keeping me sane."
  • (Unnamed) "Is there no dignity left? I think I just weed myself."
  • (Unnamed) "Come on, get your things. We need to get you to the hospital fast."
  • (Unnamed) "I want some proper drugs. not some pointless sodding breathmask if no one takes any sodding notice of it."
  • (Unnamed) "The baby is premature they aren't going to give you any pethidine sorry."
  • (Unnamed) "Urg. You're so bloody sensible. I want someone irresponsible. Mum where the hell are you."
  • (Unnamed) "When's tea ready? I could eat a buttered frog."

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