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The Bad News Bears Quotes

The Bad News Bears is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The Bad News Bears completed its run in 1970.

It features Stanley R. Jaffe as producer, Jerry Fielding in charge of musical score, and John A. Alonzo as head of cinematography.

The Bad News Bears is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Bad News Bears is 102 minutes long. The Bad News Bears is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Walter Matthau as Coach Morris Buttermaker, Chris Barnes as Tanner Boyle, Tatum O'Neal as Amanda Whurlitzer, Jackie Earle Haley as Kelly, Tatum O'Neal as Amanda, Gary Lee Cavagnaro as Engelberg, Brett Marx as Jimmy Feldman, Jaime Escobedo as Jose Agilar, Erin Blunt as Ahmad Abdul Rahim, Brandon Cruz as Joey Turner, Joyce Van Patten as Cleveland, Scott Firestone as Regi Tower, David Stambaugh as Toby Whitewood, and George Gonzales as Miguel Agilar.

The Bad News Bears Quotes

Gary Lee Cavagnaro as Engelberg

  • (Gary Lee Cavagnaro) "You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car. It's against the law."
  • (Walter Matthau) "So is murder, Engelberg. Now put it back before you get me into real trouble."
  • (Gary Lee Cavagnaro) "When we're through, can we go swimming?"
  • (Walter Matthau) "No. Don't jump in Engleberg, you'll flood the valley."

Chris Barnes as Tanner Boyle

  • (Chris Barnes) "Those Yankees are real turds."
  • (Chris Barnes) "Hey Yankees -- you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass."

Walter Matthau as Coach Morris Buttermaker

  • (Walter Matthau) "Now get back to the stands before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your left nostril."
  • (Walter Matthau) "What if he tries something?"
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "I'll handle it."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Rolling Stones, 11 years old."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "I know an 11-year-old girl who is already on the pill."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Don't ever say that word again."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Jesus. Just who in the heck you think you are?"
  • (Walter Matthau) "The god****ed manager, that's who."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Big wow."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Do you want to quit, Tanner?"
  • (Chris Barnes) "Crud, No. I want to play ball."
  • (Walter Matthau) "There is one thing I forgot to tell you guys. It's a league rule: cups and supporters."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Gotta be worn at all times."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Either you wear 'em or you don't wear 'em and you don't play."
  • (Jaime Escobedo) "¡Yo no me voy a poner esto. ¡Esto duele."
  • (Walter Matthau) "What? What are you saying?"
  • (Ogilvie) "I've been brushing up on my Spanish of late, and I think he is saying something about, you know, his being Catholic, and it's a sin."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Oh, for Christ's sake."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Well, your mother and I didn't got along too well, Amanda. I liked her very much, though. I still do. As a matter of fact I'm just not the marrying kind. But I guess I handled it badly, huh?"
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "You handled it like s***."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Now, guys, somebody's gonna pay for this windshield. And I think, Engelberg, it's gonna be your father."
  • (Gary Lee Cavagnaro) "Bulls***."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Come on, fellas. Rome wasn't built in a day."
  • (Ogilvie) "Yeah, it took several hundred years."
  • (Walter Matthau) "First base, second base, third base, home."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Hey, can't you hold off of that until after practice?"
  • (Gary Lee Cavagnaro) "There's energy in chocolate. I need energy."
  • (Walter Matthau) "All I know is when we win a game, it's a team win. When we lose a game, it's a team loss."
  • (Walter Matthau) "This quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Listen, Lupus, you didn't come into this life just to sit around on a dugout bench, did ya? Now get your ass out there and do the best you can."
  • (Walter Matthau) "What the hell happened to you, Tanner?"
  • (Gary Lee Cavagnaro) "Tanner got into a fight"
  • (Walter Matthau) "Who with?"
  • (Gary Lee Cavagnaro) "The 7th Grade."
  • (Walter Matthau) "What?"
  • (Gary Lee Cavagnaro) "The 7th Grade."
  • (Walter Matthau) "All right, look alive. Let's get one out there."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Are you ready?"
  • (Walter Matthau) "Engleberg?"
  • (Gary Lee Cavagnaro) "What?"
  • (Walter Matthau) "That is a bunt; B-U-N-T. The catcher is supposed to pick up the bunt and throw it to first base."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Well, how was I supposed to know? You made such a big deal yelling out to them."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Diversionary tactic, Engleberg. Now get the ball --"
  • (Unnamed) "Carl Paranski, Number 6 --"
  • (Walter Matthau) "The cool Carl Paranski shift."

Brett Marx as Jimmy Feldman

  • (Brett Marx) "If you were so great, how come you never made it to the major leagues?"
  • (Walter Matthau) "Contract disputes."

Scott Firestone as Regi Tower

  • (Scott Firestone) "Opening day's tomorrow. We don't know what the batting order is. We don't even have our positions set or anything."
  • (Chris Barnes) "All we got is a cruddy alky for a manager."

Tatum O'Neal as Amanda Whurlitzer

  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Hey, Buttermaker. Maybe next spring you'll teach me how to hit."
  • (Walter Matthau) "You bet."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "I know I don't got a lot up there, but what I got sure don't feel too good."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Look, Buttermaker, you're not my father and I'll not move an inch to play baseball for you any more. So why don't you get back into that sardine can of yours and go, go vacuum the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? I've got business to take care of. You're blocking my customers with your car."

David Stambaugh as Toby Whitewood

  • (David Stambaugh) "Do we have to? It's so corny."

Brandon Cruz as Joey Turner

  • (Brandon Cruz) "But Dad, I wanted to strike him out."

Jackie Earle Haley as Kelly

  • (Jackie Earle Haley) "I got a Harley-Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley-Davidson?"
  • (Jackie Earle Haley) "If she doesn't wear one neither do I."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "What are you doing here?"
  • (Jackie Earle Haley) "Some asshole changed my mind"
  • (Jackie Earle Haley) "Hey does anyone mind if I warm up too?"
  • (Chris Barnes) "We didn't think you needed anybody but yourself to play catch with."
  • (Jackie Earle Haley) "Just cool it, runt."

Erin Blunt as Ahmad Abdul Rahim

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Joyce Van Patten as Cleveland

  • (Joyce Van Patten) "god**** class action suits are gonna be the ruin of this country. It wasn't so bad when the courts made us take girls. At least the ones that came could play, but now this."

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