The Banquet (Parks and Recreation) Quotes

The Banquet (Parks and Recreation) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Banquet ended in 1970.

The Banquet (Parks and Recreation) Quotes

• (Ron Swanson) "I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel-toed boot. But this hotel always serves bacon-wrapped shrimp. That's my number-one favorite food wrapped around my number-three favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp."

• (Leslie Knope) "Then, I think what we want to do at that point is start getting the energy up."
• (Tom Haverford) "Yeah. How about this: Marlene Griggs-Knope is definitely not a whore."
• (Leslie Knope) "No."
• (Tom Haverford) "Marlene Griggs-Knope has not five, but seven Asian friends. Marlene Griggs-Knope has never solicited a male prostitute. Marlene Griggs-Knope has said the N-word only four times in her entire life."
• (Leslie Knope) "No. No."
• (Tom Haverford) "She said it more than that?"

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